Alissa
@alissa
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bipedal humanoid. stress monkey. moderately badass.
Denver, CO
Joined April 2006
We warm our hands and sing and chant emphatically around a cozy fire fueled entirely by straw men.
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To female protagonists in romance novels everywhere:. Have some FUCKING SELF RESPECT!!!.
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A relative recently went through a terrible tragedy and could really use a helping hand. Please consider sharing or contributing if you can.
gofundme.com
Hi, my name is Katrina Maclay and I am asking for help for my sister-in-law, Vale… Katrina Maclay needs your support for Valerie Huskey after devastating fire
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Flintstones fire alarm.
Yes, this is really what marmots sound like. Warnings for potential predators or other dangers are given, by emitting a series of loud whistles, after which members of the colony may be seen running for cover. [📹 Navarre Marshall: .
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RT @evil_female: the problem is that the world is filled with an unimaginable amount of pain and suffering but also an unimaginable amount….
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Rebel at heart.
Earth's inner core has stopped spinning in the same direction as the rest of the planet and might even be rotating the other way, a research is suggesting. [read more:
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I strongly feel that buying a book should result in immediate understanding of its contents without the pesky step of reading it. No? Well, I'll keep trying, just in case.
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Earth user manual:. "It is recommended to run the planet's self-cleaning cycle every few millennia to avoid biological build-up.". Ah, now I see the problem.
If Earth stopped spinning suddenly, the atmosphere would still be in motion with the Earth's original 1770km/h rotation speed at the equator. All of the land masses would be scoured clean of anything not attached to bedrock. [more: .
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One thing I'll say about the last seven years: It really brought people together who already agreed with each other.
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RT @HelenLOHara: An older man in a fancy blazer, sat next to me on the train, just leaned over and said, apropos of nothing, "Excuse me, is….
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RT @Jammer_Volts: I want to find a mentor from the security space that can help me connect the dots between SecOps and technical SEO. Is th….
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I felt really good about how the peephole I installed today is perfectly centered between the panels of my front door. That is until I realized that it's too high for me to reach.
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This is exactly the kind of discrimination that is going to turn our future robot overlords against us.
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Writes on chalkboard:. "I will not get riled up about Twitter's mismanagement. I will not get riled up about Twitter's mismanagement. I will not. ".
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RT @Oatmeal: Creativity is like breathing (a comic)
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This is a comic about making things.
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Oh also: verifying your email address while your smoke alarm goes off in order to silence it is not as much fun as it sounds.
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Today I learned that all the smoke alarms in my house work. Also achieved a new Nest merit badge: "There is smoke in many rooms.".
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My excellent leftover strategy: "I can't tell if this is still good. I'd better hang onto it until I'm SURE it's bad.".
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Watching this almost makes me feel like I could be accomplishing more than spending my time on this app.
The bagworm moth caterpillar collects and saws little sticks to construct elaborate spiral log cabins to live in. [read more: .[📹 salih.v.p: .
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