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hello youtube today i will teach u how to get this winged eyeliner look
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i was so angry at everything when i was 13. and i was right
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isnt rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff
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my nips: *get really hard out of nowhere*
me: what is it girls? what do u see?
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i wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… i have new ideas
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*at a party*
me: *screaming over the music* DO U HAVE A RECYCLIG BIN???
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when ur parents get mad at u for the traits they have
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does anyone remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isnt hostile”
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two worms at dinner
worm 1: this tastes like dirt
worm 2: it is :)
worm 1: :)
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person: all girls r so beautiful
me: yes i agree
me: *remembers tht i too am a girl*
me: with 1 unfortunate exception
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my body: pls eat some fruits and vegetables im begging u
me: u want bread? i got u some bread
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i firmly believe minimum wage should be $700 an hr plus the drug of your choice
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romeo? romeo? wherefore art thou romeo? oh my fucking god he fucking dead
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wish i could take my brain out and blow on it like a nintendo ds game card
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not sure if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something
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hey guys im kind of depressed right now so pls send me ur credit card number, the expiration date, and the three numbers on the back if u dont hate me
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being in ur 20’s is like ‘if i can just get thru this week i’ll be ok” except it is every fucking week
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I Died In 2011 And Was Replaced By Someone With Absolutely No Motivation And Complete Emotional Unavailability a conspiracy thread
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why the fuck r bras so expensive i just want to buy some fabric to support the 2 sacks of fat on my chest not two first class tickets to space jesus fucking christ
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u ever be so comfortable in bed tht u start rubbing u legs together like a cricket
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i do not have a nervous system i AM the nervous system
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idiots: midnight snack
me: the meal in between dinner and breakfast called dark lunch
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i think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living
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girl: i feel insecure about my body
some fucking dude: i would fuck u shouldnt that be enough? have a great day!
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edgar allen poe’s most famous short story ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’
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me: *taking a test*
my brain: CAPRI SUN
me: pls focus i am begging u
my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it!
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millennial culture is saying “uh yeah i sure hope it does” whenever passing by a road work ahead sign
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walking thru the streets late at night would be so good n calming if i wasnt scared of every man and car i see after 8pm
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why would u eat healthy?????? to live longer ???? all im hearing are two negatives
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whoever has my voodoo doll pls kiss its forehead i need it
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women talk to men using their customer service voice and dont even get paid for it
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i took my ancestry test and found out im a fucking bitch
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some of u guys have never had a breakdown in a public bathroom and it shows. like grow up
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my fav sex position is actually when i have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too
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“are these nudes old”
first of all, these are the classics
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wow adulthood really does hit fast when u spent all of your teenage years thinking u were gonna kill urself eventually
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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed
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i am such a “huh” ass bitch lmao i got bad hearing sorry
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the gender neutral term for landlord or landlady is parasite
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person: ru nervous?
me: yes
person: so is this ur first time?
me: no this isnt my first time being nervous
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sry i ignored u for 2 weeks i was isolating myself to deal with my anxiety it will 100% happen again in 5-7 business days
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the only thing flat earthers have to fear… is sphere itself
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yes everyone im GAY
Gratefully
Accepting
Your donations to me via paypal
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depression after years of having it isnt even sadness anymore its just being exhausted and being allowed 1 emotion a week and sometimes ur brain is like “die” and ur like “not this again shut up”
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spending $90 all at once: BAD
spending $30 three days in a row: somehow good
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straight white men wont eat a girl out but they’ll do this...ok
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sir thats my emotional support nightstand water bottle
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fool me once,,,,,,, fool me twice,,,, fool me as many times as you want, my first name is dumbass
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*doesnt show affection* oh no im making things weird
*shows affection* oh no im making things weird
*exists* oh no im making things weird
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*gets in an uber* hi yeah i know i said i wanted to go somewhere but im actually just going through a hard time rn can you put on some fleetwood mac and take me through a carwash
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if we all marry and divorce jeff bezos we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth
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animals just sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!” and thats just their culture
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my only sexual fantasy is taking a depression nap in someones arms
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*slaps my pillow* this bad boy can hold so many fuckin tears in it
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u think ur crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they r reading about swords on wikipedia
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the sun rly has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression
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no i dont take constructive criticism i only take cash or credit
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adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore
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i am saving my brain for special occasions if i use it every day it will get dirty
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me: i just dont have the energy for this
someone: for what?
me: *gestures vaguely*
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due to personal reasons i have decided to stop making sense to anyone. i will not be accepting constructive criticism nor will i be taking any questions at this or any other time
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me: *is feeling bad*
also me: *cant think of a way to make it funny*
my bran: cant talk about it then
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me: i love this person so much they r such an important part of my life i wouldnt be the same without them....how can i convey that to them?
me:
me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 3am* perfect
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cant afford a weighted blanket so im just pouring concrete onto my duvet
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*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*
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remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life
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