It’s Allahu Akbar not aloo Akbar @BBCNews - god is not a potato

Save Chellow Dean – Protect Our Greenbelt and Wildlife - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/CQFCyIl5P6 via @UKChange

BREAKING: Comedian @reginalddhunter is cleared after a private criminal prosecution brought against him by the Campaign Against Anti-Semitism was thrown out by the Judge who said the case was “calculated, wilful, abusive and improper”. I was at that show; the judge is right.

Dear Fiona Bruce Question. How many times has Zia Yusuf been on BBC Question Time. I'm asking because I've lost bloody count. #bbcqt

What is the complaints process?

How do I find out what’s happened to my @RoyalMail parcel from @JohnLewisRetail - was due for delivery on Saturday but no missed delivery ticket and tracking still suggests it’s being delivered on Saturday which has now passed.

Spent almost a tenner on a tea and toastie at @Pret but was treated like a criminal when I asked to use the toilet which was behind a keypad. I’d like to know if Pret would refuse a pregnant or menstruating woman without purchase. #london #borough

The zip on my boots broke and #Timpsons are charging a min of £45 to fix. Most people can by a new pair for that amount - not great for sustainability @JamesTCobbler

Big up my fellow Bradfordians - we don’t like division and hate ✌🏼✌🏼👊🏼@bbcquestiontime

Clearly the racially aggravated assault and rape of a brown woman is not important enough for the @BBCNews to report on.

Cheers @sainsburys for ruining my Sunday night dinner. All ready to assemble my pie and the pastry I bought TODAY is way past its use by and now the shops are shut.

If the only time you’ve ever expressed an opinion on access to the legal profession is to attack the Bar Council for running outreach programmes designed to open up an historically closed-shop profession to underrepresented communities, that suggests something about your agenda.

London peeps: why get offended when asked to move your bag off a seat on a packed train to allow someone to sit down? Asking for a friend…

Another tick off the bucket list - attending @bbcproms at @RoyalAlbertHall on Tuesday. Made even more special by taking my mum. Ibrahim Mahlouf and Arooj Aftab were absolutely brilliant. A magical evening.

Bradfordians in Paris to see the works of our fellow Bradfordian - the brilliance that is David Hockney at the Foundation Louis Vuitton #Bradford #Paris #art

Lovely seeing @Asma_KhanLDN on the telly and in my home time #Bradford celebrating Eid! #cityofculture

What an absolute palaver getting to #bradford interchange. why no signs for diversions or indications of where to pick up or drop off? @bradfordmdc @SHinchcliffe sort it out. You have a duty to all. What an awful situation if you have a disability #PSED

I love living in London but nothing beats a good brew and freshly washed hair in #yorkshire

Took myself off for a solo theatre trip to see Guards at the Taj @OrangeTreeThtr. A story of power, friendship and betrayal set in 1648 but has the world changed? Loved the humour amongst the seriousness and emotion. Brilliant work @Karimcrackered - can’t wait for the next one!

As I went to the self checkout in @sainsburys, i saw a brand new crisp £20 note on top of my food. I can only assume it had somehow fallen out of someone’s pocket. I handed it to staff but I can’t help but wonder how it got there and how annoyed the person must be at losing it!

Hey @PayPalUK how do I speak to a human?