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new daily comic strip i invented about what it’s like being married to Betty Boop
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thought this was a spongebob close-up shot for like 15 full seconds
The orbit, or eyesocket, has three holes in it: the optic canal the optical nerve goes through, the supraorbital and infraorbital foramina that different branches of the trigeminal nerve go through.
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a billionaire taunting a struggling public service with the support it needs as if it's all just a big joke. like a king promising food to a starving village but only if their mayor agrees to dance nude in the town square first. evil in the most cartoonist way.
Elon Musk claims he will give Wikipedia $1 billion, if they change the name to “Dickipedia”
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every nintendo game should end like the original metroid and reveal that the main character is a hot babe
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sometimes you watch a movie from just like 15 years ago and they have 100 actual people in a shot and you go "it's a shame this is impossible now. it's a shame they lost this technology, to hire 100 people to actually go be there and stand in the background"
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turns out i bought a severely deteriorating copy of serial experiments lain on VHS
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stop generating AI images. stop sharing them. i don’t understand why any of you are doing this. i don’t understand. don’t you not want to live in a world like that
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not many people know this but this was the first movie to feature the "akira bike slide"
"Akira" movie was released 35 years ago in japanese theaters (July 16, 1988).
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going to bed always feels like giving up on the day. the longer you stay up the more points you are scoring
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saw the words "year 2 of quarantine" and thought "i am going to kill the united states of america"
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i really love that:
A) they added goofy creepy music
B) the caption editorializes what's happening to imply a chicken is being "tricked"
C) we do not get any information on what exactly the goat plans to DO with the chicken after tricking it
D) this video just rules
A black goat walking on two legs like a human tricks a chicken into the shed
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i went to jurassic park on a day where everything was fine. no dinosaur attacks. people need to chill out. it’s so fun
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sometimes i ask our team something like "can we have a character lie down on his back for this scene in the game" and i have to be prepared for the answer to be "no that's actually 100% impossible"
Film screenwriters: Then he takes a bite of bread
Game developers: 😱😱😱 That's going to be expensive and take months of work
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one time i saw my friend do some stand-up and at the start of his set he asked the crowd to laugh *really hard*, like as "a bit", after every joke he did. and they went along with it and it just worked. he got huge laughs the whole set. genius. every comedian should just do that
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they should have texted this information to our phones like they do for amber alerts
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lmao i was looking on cameo and one of the breaking bad twins is undercutting his own brother by $400
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i have these lupin figures that let you out fujiko on lupin’s lap. which is great. but they also let you do this
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donate to his family's gofundme:
Brandon Saenz, 26, was shot in the left eye by
@DallasPD
Saturday night by a rubber bullet. He lost the eye, several teeth & had facial fractures that required several surgeries. His presser just wrapped, is demanding action from
@ChiefHallDPD
. Story forthcoming
@CourthouseNews
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they should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year
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i am officially announcing my divorce
Introducing Boop & Frens ❤️ an exclusive
#NFT
collection focused on bringing together Betty Boop’s worldwide fan community 🤗 💕
Join Boop & Frens on Discord to find out more:
#BettyBoop
#Community
#NFTs
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#web3
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i am standing on the frontlines of the No Subtitles Army until someone designs subtitles that don't spoil the comic timing of jokes
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stabbing a large blade into the ground outside over and over again, just chipping away at america's HP bar
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every single word in the sentence "homestuck tumblr fandom doxxed dril" would require at least 4 hours each to explain to my dad
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The A/C is on. He has water and is listening to his favorite music.
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*entering Hooters with a blindfold on* Just here to use your bathroom
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so you’re the Headless Horseman… well, drop those trousers because you’re about to become just the Horseman
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a movie cannot be a metroidvania. it’s one of the main flaws of film as a medium
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DANNY OCEAN: Alright guys here’s the score. There’s $50,000 in unmarked bills at scott adams house. you know the drill we’ve already done this like 5-7 times
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well, hold on. why weren’t these baby shoes worn. what’s wrong with them
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the hyperbolic time chamber in DBZ is so funny. an incredible sci-fi concept with endless potential and it’s used exclusively so strong guys can focus on getting stronger faster
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to my knowledge, justin’s only real creative involvement with rick & morty since probably season 3 is that he recorded the voices from his own basement. i’m told he wasn’t welcome in the writers room because of multiple covered-up internal WB investigations re: sexual misconduct.
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then explain this
Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests
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when i first saw the english dub cast had willem dafoe in it i would have bet the bank he was voicing the heron. insane swerve to have it be pattinson lol
Robert Pattinson makes his voice acting debut as The Gray Heron in Hayao Miyazaki’s ‘THE BOY AND THE HERON’
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morally, i believe that even if you like a piece of disney media it’s your duty to never utter a word about it
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*star wars opening crawl font* Hello and thank you for coming to da movie
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dark fuckin state of the world we’re living in. patching in software updates to your action figures so they can start asking you to buy their friends too
Following a firmware update, LEGO Mario has started calling for his brother Luigi... who has yet to get the LEGO treatment. 👀
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this guy nintendo has barely acknowledged like 3 times in 30 years was one of 9 main characters nintendo announced for the mario movie
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food reviewer youtube guys are always eating in their cars. wrong place to eat. try a table, trust me you will love it.. much easier…
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rewatching Community in 2023, stray thoughts:
- Abed (w/ his meta-commentary as a vehicle for Harmon’s opining on storytelling) + Jeff (w/ his cynicism and manipulation) together form the proto-Rick
- the Jeff/Annie romance is insanely uncomfortable
- Jim Rash is the absolute MVP
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lol that they changed Ramona Flowers’ Amazon delivery job to a Netflix DVD delivery job because it’s on Netflix now and Amazon’s their competitor
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We recognize that many of our users are active in the real world as well. However, we will no longer allow free promotion of certain IRL locations on Twitter. Please do not mention “McDonald’s Playplace”, “Iowa”, “Kyle’s house”, or “the sky.”
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gotta be this one from brass eye
What’s the funniest joke in the history of television? Has to be a single joke/gag don’t come here detailing entire episodes and story arcs. “Dead dove do not eat” type of stuff.
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ok lol nathan fielder (and tim and eric!) ARE exploitative and 100% should be criticized for it. they play around in murky waters and they always have. that’s what makes their work interesting and funny but it should absolutely be criticized and that criticism is always valid.
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video games are kind of like if every 5 years you had to buy new glasses to look at the latest paintings in a museum. and then every 8 years they delete the paintings because they stopped making the old glasses. sometimes they repaint the paintings but the vibes are all off now
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i make more money from infrequent residual checks for whipping grimes on the eric andre show (no lines, wearing a mask, not a working actor) than the main cast of orange is the new black ever made in residuals from being on one of the most popular shows netflix ever put out
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HBO should absolutely ban their showrunners from doing those “behind the episode” featurettes. “She called the birthing bed a battlefield, so we thought it would be interesting to intercut the birth with a battle...” don’t make them explain something like that. it’s not dignified
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it’s actually very easy to adapt video games that are trying super hard to be exactly like movies. video games have now successfully contorted themself into the correct shape for movies like comics and books did before them
Chad Stahelski says interest in pushing forward with his adaption of ‘GHOST OF TSUSHIMA’ has increased after ‘THE LAST OF US’.
“The curse of video game-to-movie is kind of lifted. It can be done. You’ve just got to give it love and attention.”
(Source:
@PostCredPod
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i made the egg game in the new season of ITYSL. drew all the egg stuff and made it a fully-playable fake game for some reason. i hope you like the egg game sketch. go watch it through the window of someone who's still paying for netflix
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to explain for those interested: it's obviously not that DOING that is literally impossible. the problem is doing it within budget and time constraints. like the answer might be "we didn't rig the character model in a way that allows that, and we don't have time to change it"
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WAKE…… ALAN WAKE….
using the weird dent in my window to erase squirrels
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in lieu of your regularly-scheduled Mr. Boop strip for the day, please accept *this* one
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timeline filled with dungeon meshi fans absolutely pissed off that the lesbian didn't look tired enough in the last episode
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everything ecological & ethical aside, nothing about NFT’s gets me excited about the “future of digital art”, sorry. they feel *constricting* and *exclusionary*, they’re built around FOMO and marketing and scheming. the tech that excites ME are TOOLS to make and share art freely.
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getting nervous before walking into a mcdonald’s because i notice a Stake of Marika outside
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this commercial is so funny. makes it look like this guy was about to kill himself before someone gave him a copy of zelda
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just read a post like "Killers of the Flower Moon looks like it's going be an Oppenheimer-like breakout hit for grown ups". if we're talking about regular movies like this maybe they really are dead lol
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this is what's wrong with hollywood. they should have done this practically with real babies
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and what am i, chopped liver
just learned that betty boop had 2 bfs: a fat dog and a gay guy
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Robert Pattinson: ‘The Batman’ Opening Shot Is ‘So Jarring’ and Feels Unlike Any Other Batman Movie
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ultimately i just want to be kind, find my people, stay indoors, make my weird little shit, and not die
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idk i was on twitter for 10 years and had a few followers. then i made a comic about being married to betty boop and i suddenly had 16k. my advice to budding artists is to draw a comic about you being married to betty boop
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i don't care if the grimace milkshake memes are funny or not. that's not important. what matters most is posting them daily to give free advertising to one of the largest corporations in the world
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i guess “Revolver Ocelot” is probably the smartest name anyone will ever come up with for a person
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capitalism hurts all art it touches. even passively, it burdens all art made by artists who have to live under capitalism.
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lol i like watching a movie in theaters as much as the next dweeb but it's funny that nolan threw a huge tantrum to get his movie in theaters during a global pandemic and it went so poorly that his distributor swore off theaters for a year
Christopher Nolan rips HBO Max as "worst streaming service," denounces Warner Bros.' plan
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rewatching Deadwood and it’s kind of like tv doesn’t even exist anymore. what they make today is not even the same species
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treating the mario movie trailer drop like a nuclear countdown and calling my loved ones to tell them how important they are to me
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i thought millennials would’ve learned from boomers’ toothless avocado jokes but everyone’s upset about gen z accurately roasting them?? & now we’ve got adult millennials trying to lash back out at 14 years olds via twitter lol. let them razz you for having a harry potter tumblr
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roger rabbit's the smartest movie ever made. just the idea of a cartoon meeting bob hoskins is so smart
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got a little 3-pager one-off comic about a jester for ya!!
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i gotta tell the guys at work about this
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twitter... please have some fun filling out your new character sheet
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PHOENIX WRIGHT: Hmmm... There must be something I'm missing!
IMA D. KILLER: no there isn't. you're good dude
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okay finally watching this kate bush stranger things scene and wow this really is emotional!!
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HANK HILL: And it’s called Magic the Gathering?
BOBBY HILL: That’s right dad
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i don’t care if someone put spongebob in a strange situation. i don’t care if you’re dunking on someone who only generates anime ladies with planet-sized honkers. i don’t care if you’re participating in a meme that makes an action figure of yourself. we can live in a better world
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i love that you can't distinguish between which VHS effects are part of the opening and which are actually happening. beautiful
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pausing a netflix show to answer a phone call and a netflix IT guy sends an email to HQ like “User C2818 paused Pie Gods Season 1 Episode 3 at exactly 16 minutes and 43 seconds, during the pie scene. Cut all pie scenes from future productions and cancel Pie Gods immediately.”
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this is like if i went to the supermarket and the guy who owned the supermarket climbed out from behind one of the shelves to explain that he has the power to make me look at him while i’m inside his building
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if you really care about art you should learn to be excited about criticism of the things you like instead of getting defensive or lashing out.
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lol ok. come on. can we admit the guy's dumb now
Zack Snyder Wanted 'Batman v Superman' to Be Called 'Son of Sun and Knight of Night'
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had a dream that they added mandatory age displays next to everyone’s username on here and i scrolled through my follower list and everyone was 2 years old
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