As the wife of a current John Deere employee on strike, I have never read anything more true.

Nathan: “how does my character in my video game look?” Me:”you look like a bull.” Nathan changes it Me:”now you look like an insect.” Nathan: (looks hurt) “it’s for the fashion contest. I worked really hard on this.” 🤦🏼‍♀️Is this marriage?

Hahahaha 47% of Americans still plan to travel for Thanksgiving. Turns out when we clapped for healthcare workers at 7 PM we meant, "encore"

“After 25 years, I’ve heard it all.” We could have been Whalen’s...but oh no.

I have just experienced the first of every time someone will say my new last name wrong. I thought he spoke another language. Nathan however knew exactly what he said. 🤦🏼‍♀️ this is my forever now

I hope every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

For America’s educators, this is a great day: You’re going to have one of your own in the White House, and Jill is going to make a great First Lady.

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

Amen. Say it louder for the people in the back 🙌🙌🙌

I want to give you ten reasons (and there are many more) as to why, together, we have got to do everything we can to create the largest voter turnout in history and send Trump packing.

“My friend tells me every time I say something bad about myself, I am putting iron weights in my pockets. Sooner or later, you’ll drag yourself down and not be able to get up. Be kind to yourself. I don’t want your pockets to get too heavy.” #DND #criticalrole #C2E71

Fucking finally. #BlackLivesMatter

nintendo: so you hate doing chores, right me: totally nintendo: and you hate working a job me: so much nintendo: what if you did all that while hopelessly in debt to a capitalist raccoon? me: will it be cute nintendo: so cute me: then i will do it for 20,000 hours

You only have so many days. Live and love to the fullest.

Nothing else is going right in life but my fantasy football team is winning so guess that’s something?

if y’all have ever cried at your job or school in the bathroom can you retweet this? i wanna see something