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RT @SahilBloom: Everyone needs to hear this…
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at the professional levels of fathering basically everyone is doping. Motrin, Sudafed, mucinex etc.
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RT @PERFECTL00P: 🇴 🇻 🇪 🇷 🇱 🇴 🇦 🇩 𝙸𝙸🪟🪟🪟 😵‍💫
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iykyk: net send.
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2 months
sweet relief for all the CA Tesla owners, can finally peel those stickers off.
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peanuts are a fruit and so very much the lowest hanging of the fruits.
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low-hanging fruit? depends how tall you are.
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RT @Jerematic79: My oncologist tried to stop my chemotherapy* treatment last week because of a one-page synopsis he had read regarding my r….
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RT @PJaccetturo: WTF did I just make?. I gave Veo 3 one of SNL’s most bizarre dialogues — “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey” — and this happene….
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managers, the original vibe coders.
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RT @__amn0__: “The price differential is a signal that something is deeply wrong. So we snuffed out the signal”. Great job guys.
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RT @lynaghk: My free, minimalist Mac speech-to-text app now transcribes even faster. Ever since I started talking to my computer, my typin….
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3 months
to guide my behavior and improve the output of Alan’s Intelligence (AI) feel free to check in a .alanrules file.
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4 months
it’s nice that jeans have an AirPod case pocket.
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4 months
sometimes I miss having a parallel port.
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4 months
Reciprocal tariffs.
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RT @jb_61820: @BobbyBorkIII I don’t know of any books, and am myself a huge Gilder fan. However, economists are almost all thinking in term….
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jello is steak that saw God.
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RT @ineluctablymod: From Joe Marshall <gt;.
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