My dog is trying to find a gentle way to say I have a plant problem 😭😂

*you're

.@GeneHamiltonUSA on immigration enforcement: “The next step would be to review the status of people who are already here who’ve committed offenses, committed crimes, and done things that make them deportable. And then go ahead and go through the process of deporting them.”

https://t.co/Gc8OoXGRCu

I still can’t get over how beautiful this turned out🥹 Guyssss! This came from my handsss

i like irregular texters cus there’s a mutual understanding between us that it’s okay to text back a week later with no bad vibes

Tinder? Bumble? Hinge?? Nooo, sorry, I still believe in unexpected encounters, accidental eye contact, and good timing.

elph on a shelf 🎄

nice how twitter has become the premiere way to discover what everyone I follow was talking about 15 hours ago

I’m so excited to start teaching classes next year . I have so much makeup knowledge I’m ready to unleash 🙏🏾

Every winter I act like it’s my first year on earth and am completely confused how and why it’s cold outside.

Paper Bag Test

Benoit Blanc and this sickening bob?! I’m SEATED!! #KnivesOut

God ain’t forget bout me!

That moment Cap realizes why so many heavy bruisers are getting into the elevator with him.

I decided to lay down and read next to Kourtney but then our dog decided to come onto my lap and lay on my leg. So.

time to escalate, friend.

pure, unadulterated joy 🥹 >>>>>>

Have we tried calling undocumented immigrants...pilgrims? People seem to celebrate them then.

Happy 61st birthday to Don Cheadle!

still giggling 😂

I’ve never been more seated