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@ajsimmons1987

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Just a humble country political scientist. Blue collar scholar. Views are my own, typos are the gremlin's. Always down to talk music and tacos. #COYI

Rural Illinois
Joined June 2013
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@ajsimmons1987
AJ Simmons
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Going to my wife’s HS reunion tonight, and after I plan to watch my favorite movie about a HS reunion.
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I have a friend whose university tried to do this to her, until the ceiling completely collapsed. She was complaining about leaking and getting headaches in her office. The collapse revealed mold in her ceiling.
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Genuinely surprised by this. I don’t tink I realized how much I��ve been listening to 3, 4, and 5. I would have guessed Lambrini Girls, Blondie, and Switchfoot. But, I do listen to Falling Up a lot when I’m writing, and I’ve been writing a lot so…
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AJ Simmons
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This was such a fun conversation. Give it a listen wherever you get your podcasts!.
@CPPShow
Crashing the Political Party
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On our second episode of Season 3, we got to talk to @tanyavforvt! We talk about who the Progressive Party is, building relationships with voters, what it’s like to govern in a multiparty system, book recommendations, and Ukrainian pierogi!.
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AJ Simmons
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Me, quietly updating my email signature to include a quote about kindness after less-than-kind messages from two colleagues at other universities:. Yeah, that'll show them!
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AJ Simmons
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In case ya’ll missed the news, starting with Season 3, we got a new partnership for CPP!.
@CPPShow
Crashing the Political Party
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Look at our pretty new logo, reflecting our new partnership with @nprillinois!
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Twin M, age 3: I don’t want to be seen by the sun! It makes me too hot. “Seen by the sun”, I don’t know if I’ve ever heard it put that way. It’s funny to experience how kid’s brains work.
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AJ Simmons
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Hard relate.
@ADHDForReal
ADHD Memes
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AJ Simmons
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I need this energy from more bands. Especially because it also most likely means I drove 2.5 hours to go to the show, and either had to get a hotel room or make the 2.5-hour drive back after the show!.
@aplaceforowls
A Place For Owls
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every time one of my friends in their 30s/40s with kids actually makes it out to a rock show, i get so happy. like good job bud, i'm so proud of you.
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AJ Simmons
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One of my daughters has recently gotten into Dolly, and 90s county. The other has gotten into 2010s to now female fronted punk. If you had asked me a year ago which girl was listening to what, I would have gotten it wrong. Kids are a wild ride.
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AJ Simmons
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I am straight up horrifyingly incompetent at Halo like 90 to 95% of the time, but then randomly I turn into John Wick the remaining amount of the time, and I have zero explanation for it. And it’s not just Halo, it’s any shooter game.
@Spacestation
Spacestation Gaming
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share a piece of Halo lore about yourself
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AJ Simmons
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I once had a job interview where 2/3 of the committee wanted to hire me, but the last person didn’t. The hold out claimed I was brash and cocky, but in reality she just wanted the job to go to a friend of hers. I got the job. Anyway, that’s how I met my now wife.
@PandasAndVidya
The Return of the Ping
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Share a piece of dating lore about yourself.
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AJ Simmons
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I watched all three LOTR movies and the three Hobbit movies on my way to and from Singapore. Solid way to spend that time.
@jkeey4
Jules Kounde
9 days
12 hours to kill on our way to Japan, The Lord Of The Rings trilogy should do it.
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AJ Simmons
9 days
I absolutely love when my wife sits at our kitchen table, telling me about her day while I cook dinner. Plus, she’s a terrible cook (but an excellent baker). So this arrangement is ideal for us.
@lo_lifer
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why are people mad at this, this is the ideal setup for people who are intense about cooking but like company.
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AJ Simmons
9 days
We’re back, bay bay!.
@CPPShow
Crashing the Political Party
9 days
Our first guest of Season 3 is George Foreman IV. Yes, son of the legendary boxer! He’s running for the open TX-18 House seat as an independent. We talk about flipping monopoly boards, NBA 2k, his dad, books…oh and maybe a few things related to politics too. Links below.
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AJ Simmons
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One of the twins has taken to calling their daycare provider “Different Mom” instead of her name. Which is funny, and a bit weird. My mind immediately went to Coraline.
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AJ Simmons
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This list doesn’t have @churchjamsnow or @CPPShow on it. So it’s obviously invalid.
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TIME
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Introducing TIME's list of the best podcasts of all time: 100 podcasts that shaped the genre and pushed it forward
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AJ Simmons
11 days
Dr. Simmons here with my PhD in political science and some free, non-partisan, advice. If you're being accused of a massive conspiracy involving covering up horrifying behavior don't do things like this that throw gasoline on that fire. What an own goal.
@nytimes
The New York Times
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Breaking News: Speaker Mike Johnson said he would shut down the House until September to block a vote on calling for the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files.
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AJ Simmons
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My favorite “American mistaken for being from somewhere else” story comes from a friend of mine. He’s from North Dakota, and was in Canada, when then Prime Minister Harper came up to him randomly and says “I heard you talking, Manitoba?”. I randomly give him grief about it.
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AJ Simmons
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Fun thing about the American quote is that I have been mistaken for being from multiple other countries when traveling internationally. 🇨🇦x3.🇬🇧x2.🇮🇪x1.🇩🇪x1 (admittedly, I was speaking German).
@cantguardjake
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“You can always spot Americans in foreign countries”. Yeah man you blend right in at Yellowstone with your child’s medium Armani Exchange shirt, skin tight capri length jorts, and Pumas.
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