Hey @AmazonUK I'm missing an item from my most recent order.... But no option to report a missing item from a delivered parcel, only to return and replace. Can you please help? Thanks

Hey @bt_uk any ideas why my TV box constantly goes into this maintenance mode and doesn't do anything else despite pressing every option? Bit bloody frustrating considering what we pay for the service.

Both of these cars are from 2008. One is Diesel and one is petrol. One costs £28 a month to tax, the other £60 a month. One produces more CO2 emissions than the other. One is ULEZ compliant, the other isn't.... I'll let you figure out which is which. #UlezExpansion #ulezscam

Ok, so I need clarification on the ULEZ matter. Is it based on emissions the car produces, ie CO2 g/km? My diesel '08 159sw is not compliant producing 181g/km of CO2 emissions, but a' 03 Mini cooper S petrol producing 202g/km is compliant? Doesn't make sense @AutoPap @autoalex

Mr E&G had no intention to see if I was alright. He was oblivious to everything, in fact, told me to fuck off when questioned... clearly off his face on something! @metpoliceuk please pay attention to this guy as he seems to drive around and mow cyclists down for no reason.

When will this madness end? How many more innocent people must die before America and it's citizens realise that they've got a fucking problem?! More than 9,800 people have died over 131 mass shooting incidents so far in 2023.... We're only 3 months in!! Act now @POTUS

Hi @LBRuT_Help I'm sure you've already been alerted of this, but if not, this flytipping is located just off the path between Mereway Rd and the railway underpass next to Mereway cottages. Looks like builders rubbish.

At big Twickenham today for @EnglandRugby vs @italy_rugby, good result for the home team, but.... Agree with Clive Woodward, atmosphere was shit! All you could hear throughout the match was chit chat. @RFU doing their best to cater to corporate entertainment rather than fans!

Read the words that one of your very own have written @Conservatives..... Call a general election now! The nation is tired of being run by clowns! WE DON'T WANT ANOTHER USELESS TORY CLOWN IN No.10!!!

I've watched this about 100 times already and it doesn't cease to make me properly belly laugh!

The car crash interview of the year as Justice Secretary Dominic Raab shamelessly defends the indefensible Superb from @susannareid100 @GMB

Hey @LBRuT_Help & @Biffa can only assume kids have pushed this into the river crane just by the Tennis courts at @KnellerGardens.... Either way, may want to drag it out some how, looks pretty full of rubbish, can't be good for the environment

Sad that Andy Murray got knocked out of Wimbledon. Even sadder for his Grandad who was looking forward to another few days living in Andy's bag.

Yup.... very much the face of a man who still can't quite get his head around the fact that a nation of 70m+ could vote this imbecile into power! #toryscum #ToryFascists #ToryIncompetence #ToriesUnfitToGovern #BorisMustGo #BorisJohnsonOut #BorisJohnsonMustGo

This bell end thinks the solution to the problem is to A) train kids, CHILDREN!!!..like soldiers to make themselves harder to shoot and B) introduce MORE FUCKING GUNS!!! What A Cock! They're children, they shouldn't be targets in the first place! And more guns, seriously??

Hanging by a thread. #Prick

No one: Love Island producers every year: #LoveIsland

Nadine Dorries is bad at democracy. She thinks Boris Johnson is a president, and that Tory donors should run the country. 😬😬 #NoConfidenceVote

1/22 GLOBAL EXCLUSIVE: Prime Minister Boris Johnson misled the public about the severity of his Covid-19 condition. Now that we have all had a chance to process #Partygate it is time to reveal what I'm calling #Deathgate. A multimedia THREAD from Stop Lying In Politics Ltd: