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this is now a thomas edison hate account
Alexander Graham Bell suggested that telephones should be answered with the word AHOY. HELLO was Thomas Edison’s suggestion.
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ladies your man brings you to his bedroom and it looks like this wyd?
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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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Nolan is a pseudointellectual who makes middlebrow blockbusters, but he happens to work in a period in which popular discourse (especially online) is dominated by pseudointellectuals who love middlebrow blockbusters (youtubers, video essayists, podcasters, etc).
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THIS is what people have been telling me to listen to for months?????
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if there are any cute single women reading this that would like to not name their kids things like this with me pls dm me
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If I ever win the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs
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none of these will make you feel as good as a diet coke
No idea if this is real or not
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i have been hoodwinked, bamboozled, led astray, run amuck, and flat out deceived
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when are yall gonna stop trying to tell me that impractical jokers is funny
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i know the food there is trash
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Never ask Mark Wahlberg what he was doing to minorities in the late 80s
In a world where very few cultural icons are positive role models, it’s refreshing to watch
@markwahlberg
speak so sincerely about his commitment to his faith in Christ.
Rarely do A-list Hollywood actors so openly show a sincere love for God and respect for tradition, so I was
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Dwyane Wade X Phoebe Bridgers
I will never understand men’s obsession with sports
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My dad is 81, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.
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Chick Fil A isn’t the Lords Chicken anymore…it’s the Woke Chicken…
Funding ties also to blackrock and vanguard in addition to hiring for DEI to up their ESG scores
Today I went to Canes
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call me old fashioned but i was raised to care and look after my wife, i will wash her clothes, cook her meals, be ready for any task she will assign me, and be honored that i get to serve her, cause that’s what a good husband does.
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sex? it’s overrated. i mean why would i get excited about something that lasts 20 seconds. a game of settlers of catan can last up to 2 hours
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Dwyane Wade ft. Phoebe Bridgers
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darts is the most electric sport in the whole world
NINE-DARTER!!!
MICHAEL SMITH STRIKES PERFECTION IN DUBLIN!
It's the first Premier League nine-darter since 2017!!
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i’ve seen more people in the wendy’s drive thru
A wider shot shows more Trump supporters bunched at the front of empty rows of guard rails
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fun’s over
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Real ones are doing a double feature
The ‘BARBIE’ and ‘OPPENHEIMER’ war is still on. Both films have no plans to shift release dates.
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me screaming into the abyss that Korver has played 8 minutes while JR's been in for 24
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Kinda crazy how nobody has made a better song since Cowboy Take Me Away
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Taco Bell’s new Grilled Cheese Burrito: 99/100
-SIZE, the baby is large
-nacho cheese sauce, sour cream, AND chipotle sauce
-the grilled cheese on top gives is an amazing crunch
-only reason why it’s not a 100/100 is i need to have it again so it’s not a fluke
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mans got the suds
Prince Philip to return to the Queen's side in Sandingham after leaving hospital this morning
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fellas is it gay to be gay
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sorry my tweets have been sucking lately guys, dating your mom can be very time consuming
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@TylerIAm
"we want you to stay here and sacrifice your body for us"
"ok please pay me then"
"the AUDACITY"
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there's a less than zero percent chance that tear gas and rubber bullets get involved
HAPPENING NOW: The “Texas Bars Fight Back” protest is happening outside the Texas Capitol to protest the closing the bars statewide.
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my grandma got diagnosed with stage IV lung cancer last month so this is her last Christmas. My brother and his wife live in Colorado, originally they weren't gonna come but they decided to surprise her for Christmas :')
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reply to this with the dumbest lie you got people to believe. mine is that in 5th grade i got everyone to believe that i had a 14 year old puerto rican girlfriend
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