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"It was a blowing good way to go out .. scoring that goal at Sunderland!!" -
@alanshearer
😁❤️
Thank you
@PLforIndia
for letting us have this fun Q&A with him 🙋🏼♂️
#nufc
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A colleague of mine who had been pulled up last month for being sluggish and inefficient, died of stomach cancer last week.
There was so much chatter about his performance and how he needs to put on PIP. He took a couple of weeks off to get his head right, went to the doctor
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Show me a picture you took that you love.
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Remember when "Black Thunder, Ooty Main Road, Mettupalayam" was our dream holiday destination.
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2 great teams mi nd csk,204 matches,14 seasons,11 playoffs,8 finals,5 trophies.hopefully 6th tonight. It’s been quite a journey.I have decided that tonight’s final is going to be my last game in the Ipl.i truly hav enjoyed playing this great tournament.Thank u all. No u turn 😂🙏
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Realise this quote is probably the only thing there is.
“In a world where you can be anything, be kind.”
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But not so much in reaching out and checking how he was.
We take so many things including life for granted..safely assume that when people turn up for work they bring their 100% selves to the workplace.
Zero consideration for what a day/week/month he or she might be having.
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And learnt by chance he has an advanced level of cancer and then couple of weeks later passed away.
That’s it..just like that! Another reminder of how cruel life is.
During that entire time..people spent days in analysing how many hours he needs to reverse in his timesheet
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Even the “hope you’re well” and “how are you”s we casually throw around are to just meet a societal norm than coming from any point of actual concern.
We expect to be treated better yet treat others in the same way we don’t like being treated.
Another day where you
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How do you sign off your official mails? The "Regards" is utterly pointless.
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R A J N I 🫡
Might not be anywhere close to perfect but definitely enjoyed sketching this.
#SuperstarRajinikanth
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Everywhere else in the world: signal counter counts backward.
Chennai:
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Villain challenges Vj na.
Vj na's brain:
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Vj na: "I'm waiting..."
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Me leaving in a hurry.."Naan poren.."
My mom's brain:
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Mom : Poren nnu sollaadha, poittu varen nnu sollu..
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Hi anyone travelling from Chennai to Vietnam this week?
Onnum illa badhuramma poittu vaanga! ✌️🙋♂️
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There fixed this. Raja for anything and everything.
Listen with 🔊
The curious dance moves of the Striped Cuckoo.
Credit: Ednilson Pereira
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In case you've run out of breath keeping track of all the kinds of lockdown.
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You watch a Rajni movie 2nd time coz you couldn't hear a thing.
You watch a Kamal movie 2nd time coz you couldn't understand a thing.
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To think Kamal and Crazy have created 23 hours of on screen content together. 😲😍
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I demand he replace everyone in every goddamn Toothpaste advertisementa here after.
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Everything looks like a sengole now.
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"I know Tamil a little.. Wannacum Chinnai!"
*Gleams in pride*
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My playlist is predominantly filled with songs from the 90s and 00s. It's almost as if the Tamil and Hindi songs that have come out in the last 5-6 years have had no impact on my life. If they were erased, I don't think I'd even notice. Do you feel the same way about newer music?
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Uyire / Dil se is probably the only album that's just as good in both languages.
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No time spent with your parents is enough. They may never tell you but all they want is a hearty conversation with you, that's it. Take every excuse to give them a call and check on them. There may come a time when no one's answering your calls and that's when it will hit you.
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"Vaanum mannum hand shake pannuthu unaal Eeshwara Neerum neruppum friendship aanathu unnaal Eeshwara.. "
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Idhu dhaan 2 varushama ottitu irundheengala 😂
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Fuck I thought it was Mou.
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Me: Anna oru coffee
Waiter: Sugar illama dhaane?
M: ?!
W: Indha youth pasanga diet nnu sollittu sakkarai serka maatengaraanga..
M: Avlo scene illa..neenga jaasthiyavae pottu kudunga
W: Adhu seri ungala paatha youth maadhiri therila..
🤦🏿♂️
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Ippadikku ellaathukkum sandai pottu, ellaathuyam hate panni.. irukkura konja nenja good vibes ayum azhichidunga da.
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Paayasam saapdreengala fraand?
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My heart just sunk when it read the name of the fund. I hope these priceless gestures and contributions don't go in vain.
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I hope this pandemic has made people realise that the absolute needlessness of the grandeur in weddings.
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Reaching zen mode in procrastination..might as well call myself Delay Lama.
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