what if I don’t contain multitudes

if I was the incumbent governor of Minnesota and I had already declared I would not be running for re-election, I would burn every resource at my disposal to protect my citizens from being murdered by the federal government.

jokes on you i love you anyways

Am I responsible for haunting me ?

You're not a baby if you feel the world All of the babies they can feel the world That's why they cry

Lotta people don’t know this but DMV actually stands for Dave Matthews Van

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

@swamp___angel @WhoIsNickCage A lot to know and learn

@swamp___angel @WhoIsNickCage God bless us all everyone is so goddamn redundant, get it together Tiny Tim

@swamp___angel @WhoIsNickCage found these and I need someone to get them for me it’s very urgent

@swamp___angel and I heard someone say this on a show and we’re trying to make it stick It’s not working. Neither is James Franco.

Here’s an enthralling group chat I got put in F is right dude

great job on your year end lists everybody y’all listed the fuck outta those words

lol

Hard truth

Frank Ocean was in the zone when he said “Did you call me from a seance? You were from my past life.”

Get home, unpack, miss my wife, pack up, drive right back

if you’re gay and home for christmas this year, remember, your gay gene came from one of your “straight” parents. and it’s your duty to figure out which one. probably your dad but it could be the other one too. but probably your dad

you don’t have to respond or anything but for what it’s worth I just wanted to say Happy Honda Days

I left the house and danced with hot queer people and I’m kinda okay again