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@agoldstein94
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K-9 trainer in the Israeli Air Force
Michigan / Israel
Joined April 2009
What is 2018?! An app that gives you muscles, tattoos, makes you tan, and helps you grow facial hair.. 😂
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Idea: somebody should tell Trump they want to make a 3-D scan of his head for a statue but really it’s an MRI.
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Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
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The Jews don't need your stupid thoughts, go help Puerto Rico.
My thoughts are with all those observing Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the Jewish year.
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Donald Trump's tweets have the same paranoid and naive tone to them that Amanda Bynes' did during her mental breakdown
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*hot pocket commercial comes on* "You know, all my hot pocket memories are from the Goldstein house..."
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damn sucks for everyone that doesn't know or isn't friends w @agoldstein94
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LITERALLY you could not find a purer friendship than mine and @agoldstein94
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Just discovered that midwesterners are the only ones that pronounce woman and women the same way
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