Me checking Twitter to see if Instagram is down #instagramdown

Don’t come to me for advice, we’ll end up at the bar.

Nobody: White people when Friends in Low Places comes on:

I’ve been tainted.

When I grow up I wanna be just like Paul Rudd.

Women in LA dress like Luanne and women in Brooklyn dress like Ms. Frizzle

Once again. I’m waiting so get stimulated.

“are u ok?” no my parents never forced me to become an actor when i was a child

Here's some footage (with sound!) from the surface of another planet, and you're just gonna scroll past it without even noticing to continue looking at memes, aren't you https://t.co/mFtnStPzDl

Lovely to have all these new followers .. can we just check that you know that you’re following The World Wide Robin Hood Society in Nottingham and not the Robin Hood App .. if so .. a big welcome from Sherwood 🙌

i hope everyone drink lots of water today, except for you @MatLeoWuensch 🎂🥃🎈🎉

“hmm i wonder if they planned this”

IM SCREAMING

Just a reminder of what those Capitol steps looked like during BLM protests. Miss me with the “overwhelmed” and “unprepared” law enforcement. There’s no such thing.

30 years old and i still wanna live in this room

McDonald's pancakes don't even absorb syrup that's how you know they're made outta shoe insoles

Made $600 while I was sleeping. I’m just built different tbh

The people who bought those 20 foot skeletons and keep using them are the real heroes.