Don’t worry about the gag order in the Charlie Kirk case. I plan to violate it on the world’s behalf. The things I’ve discovered this past week are enough to burn the house down. Yes, Charlie was betrayed. By everyone.

Marinakis has eaten Postecoglu.

Ange Postecoglou’s time at Nottingham Forest:

I love how she just walks away too 😂

How did we actually win the 2020 FA Cup look at the players we had this will forever be a mystery 😂😭 https://t.co/xIM8dFmftv

🚨🟠 Official, confirmed. Jack Wilshere becomes new Luton Town manager. “It feels like a full-circle moment for me. I was eight when I first came to Luton as a boy, so I guess you could say it’s fate that my first full-time club managerial position is at this club”.

Trossard screaming "Let's Go" after every penalty will forever be funny.

🗣️ Zlatan Ibrahimovic: “The last time I cried, was when I didn't receive my paycheck and wages from Malmo FF. I wrote to the league board and asked them to deduct every three points I won for Malmo FF. The board said 'My money was being paid to my parents because I was too

Candace Owens says she has activated her “dead man’s switch,” describing it as her life insurance policy in case anything happens to her. She revealed that she’s sent a sealed package containing texts, emails, videos, and private legal documents to her most trusted people.

I told them I refuse to sell my soul for 7k im not a peasant and I want 700k per post and to put a disclaimer at the end of each tweet which says “This tweet was for shekels, shekels sent to Gaza via https://t.co/ZokXEJkTwb” And they just threatened to kill me as a reply. So

UPDATE: Charlie Kirk “Something Disturbing has come to light regarding Charlie Kirk’s Memorial Service…” • Days before Charlie Kirk’s memorial, Israel signed a $4 Million dollar contract with a California company, “Show Faith by Works” —— That same company, “Show Faith by

HOLY SH*T: Candace Owens just revealed that 24 hours before Charlie Kirk was murdered that he messaged people that he "thought he was going to be killed." She says 3 sources confirm to her that Charlie said, in messages, "they" were going to kill him. This is getting insane.

Funniest thread I’ve seen in a while 🤣🤣

No I think we should continue to play the guy with learning difficulties

Your only miracle in Istanbul still remains 2005.

You'll never walk alone, but sometimes you walk out without points 🤷‍♂️ #UCL

This UCL format is peak, you will lose against these kind of the teams and there is no second leg to get your lick back 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you just have to hold and move on

Dad can we go to the park? One second son, I’m pretending to be Nick Woltemade on twitter

I'll never tire of looking at pictures of William Saliba going crazy celebrating a goal he hasn't scored. Plenty more years of that to come.

In the pub carrying 3 pints, my mate came up behind me and pulled my pants down. Undies came down too. Roar of laughter went up. A few weeks later spotted him filling up at the petrol station. I snuck behind him and pulled his shorts down. It wasn't him. Got in my car & drove off