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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
This ad has so much impact on my brain that I still believe this is exactly how the Sun works.
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Women in STEM (sexy, tired, ethereal, material girl)
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
One of the worst thing to come out of technology is QR code menus
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
A full English breakfast fills your stomach but idli dosa fills your soul.
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
Banglore people be acting like it's the only city with trees
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
4 months
dreamum wakeuppam critical conditionum
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 months
I read that as m*darchod
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Elon Musk
3 years
Macrohard >> Microsoft
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 months
this over the QR code menu anyday
@TechLiandr
LIANDR 🇺🇦
3 months
Italians are just a different breed 😅 Menu from one of the restaurants - is printed out screenshot from Notes app.
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
You signed an email with warm regards?? In this climate?
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
your boyfriend: you look nice some guy:
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
Arranged marriage is so scary what if they don't like the fan at same speed as I do
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
It's always UI or UX Never U and I 👉👈
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Any guy becomes a 100x more attractive when he doesn't say stupid shit.
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Ranveer Allahbadia
3 years
Any girl becomes a 100x more attractive in a long kurti paired with those big earrings. Life hack that brings all guys to their knees 🙏🏼
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Building this building that. Why don't you build up some courage and ask her out.
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
9 months
d*ck move Spotify
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
airbnb has no houses uber has no cars You have no bitches this is the new economy
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Yeah I can code in JavaScript
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
I just want online classes but offline college 😭😭
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
Google maps is for boys what Pinterest is to girls
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
1 year
And thank God for that
@BeerBicepsGuy
Ranveer Allahbadia
1 year
so much to create but so little time 💔
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
KFC has discontinued Krushers. I think business wise this is a terrible decision.
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
Imagine if Spotify had a comment section
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
I'm the 'it's not that far, we can just walk' friend
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
i want Splitwise to do a wrapped
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@adithi_mallesh
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Main kya karu fir? Job chod du?
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
7 months
work from office 5 days a week makes no sense because why would I pay rent (BLR rent) and be there only 2 days a week????
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 months
I now know 4 talented people who have sworn to never work with Indian founders again
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Diwali is here
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Adithi
2 years
Both me and the India rupee are at an all time low
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
6 months
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@ChristinMP_
ChristinMathewPhilip
6 months
Tech capital Bengaluru launches four apps to tackle water crisis #BengaluruWaterCrisis
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
I crushed my interview assignment today. They were so happy 😭 I am so happy 😭😭
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
Going bowling with people who can bowl really well just ruins the experience
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
Spotify gf YouTube music bf
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
Tell me you a virgin without telling me you are a virgin
@rajshamani
Raj Shamani
2 years
The most important sex organ is the brain.
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
You'll meet two types of men in your life, iPhone fanboy and Android fanboy and you'll wish both of them would just stop talking
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
Picked an academically challenging degree and now I'm being academically challenged and I hate it
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Coconut and chocolate do not belong together
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Adithi
2 years
Do normal dogs look at police dogs and think 'oh shit the cops are here'
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
7 months
she’s asked him a million times to take down her video and yet nothing. recently one of my videos were used in this context and I had to beg them to take it down. I can’t believe we have to nice to these people who are using the video with consent in the first place.
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
1 year
Blr
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
If you tell me you are Product Manager I'm just gonna assume you are 37 years old
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
1 month
once you go to IIM/ISB and learn to be a prick it stays with you forever
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
I don't wanna code I just wanna make art pls 😭
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Just realised that I don't have a financial problem, I am the financial problem.
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Stay wherever you want and have fun!
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Tanay Pratap
3 years
Young people! Leave your home, come to Bangalore. You NEED to have some life experiences.
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
Stop tagging me under NFT drops. Do I look like I have money?
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Instagram me Twitter me and Discord me are three different people. All hot though.
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Engineering college should not be 4 years.
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
8 months
I did
@shibhhuu
Shibhhuu
8 months
The urge to disappear like him after graduation
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
Welcome is the only Akshay Kumar movie I will willing watch
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
What's the most satisfying thing in math? For me it's 5×5=25
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Is he really hot or does he just have a really cool desk set-up?
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
You're trying to sneak in your girlfriend I'm trying to sneak in my cat we are not the same
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
9 months
Y’all have no chill. Just bad vibes. This isn’t about them charging money. You should just be able to listen to your playlist in order. That’s just basic.
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Thank you so much Tanvi 😭 @trdessai @FilterCoffeeHQ
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
5 months
I hope this doesn’t happen. Walking around Dmart looking at stupid stuff literally bring me so much joy
@AarihantAaryan
Aarihant Aaryan
5 months
Dmart will fail in India because of Zepto, but how can a 2-year-old company Zepto affect a giant like Dmart? Zepto was launched 2 years back, in FY 23 They clocked more than 2000 crores in revenue To put that into perspective Dmart took 9 to 10 years to reach the revenue mark
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
6 months
I need to be with a man who never runs out of cool YouTube videos to show me
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Adithi
2 years
🏔🏔
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
I do not have the finances at the moment to be my true self.
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Hurts to see someone else live your dream
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
Send rishta
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
men used to hunt now they are into product
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Fuck you Schrödinger
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
5 months
rasam, coconut water, majjige, matcha, like literally so many
@Clara2pretty
Icy kylieee🧊
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I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
The side project I'm working on is myself
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
7 months
my son
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
Last shelf occupied
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
peach bird
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Just a reminder: It's totally okay to have your entire wardrobe on one side of the bed.
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
10 months
Never thought I’d hear my dad say these words
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
He booked a Rapido bike
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
🤌🤌🤌
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
6 months
I told my mom where I want to get married if I ever do and she just stole the location and is planning my sisters wedding there 🫠🫠🫠 then she says she doesn’t have a favourite
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Adithi
3 years
Hurts to see someone else live your dream
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
Sometimes I can't figure out what a start-up actually does even after going through their landing page.
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
"be the bigger person" I literally cannot I'm 5'2
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
Men will literally invent math instead of going to therapy
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Adithi
4 months
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
Multiverse of sadness
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
After I enter the pin on gpay is when I start to question my decisions but it's always too late
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
1 year
@sorry_hat This is my favourite stick. I love this stick.
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
I need to be on a podcast. I have a lot to say about a lot of things.
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Adithi
2 years
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
PDA - Public Display of Anxiety
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
She loves attending meetings with me 😌
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Paws
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Look at my cat pls
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
I don't how to say this but Android phones take photos and iPhone cameras captures vibes ykwim
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Adithi
2 months
I’m too good at flirting … and the guy just can’t put up with it and that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 months
my dad got me plums because I now work @getplumhq
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Adithi
2 years
What are your hobbies i mean I keep watching modern family again and again because it gives me the comfort of a family i have never experienced in my whole life but i really enjoy painting
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Adithi
2 years
How she sleeps knowing she has no work to do no bills to pay just meow meow all day
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
"I don't like dosa"🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
3 years
Having a cat is all fun until you find your cat meowing at a wall at 3 AM
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
Wedding cards should mention if the food will be served at the table or is it a buffet so we can decide of we are going or not
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@adithi_mallesh
Adithi
2 years
We would have less alcoholics in the society if engineering wasn't 4 fucking years
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