It's a little hard to listen to the parade of experts telling us of the milder disease caused by omicron as my hospital overflows with cases.
It's the denominator, stupid.
A fact that should not have taken years in practice to realize: most people in poor health did nothing to deserve it and pretty much anyone that enjoys good health should consider themselves fortunate rather than deserving.
After eavesdropping on residents talking about days off this weekend.
Me: When I was a resident we never had days off. If they tried to give me a day off I came in anyway.
Resident: Sounds like you needed therapy.
UpToDate should have a function that the 3rd time you look something up a pop appears saying, "You have reviewed this topic multiple times. You will never learn it. Please give up."
I'm no rock star lecturer. But I sit through a lot of lectures by people who should not be making the amateur mistakes they do. Here are some suggestions regarding the things that bug me most. What would you add?
Dinner conversation after teaching my 15-year-old daughter about Pap smears.
Me: Do you know which medical school George Papanicolaou went to?
Her: No🙄
Me: The same one as Anthony Fauci and your dad.
Her: Seems like one of those people hasn’t quite measured up.😘
Me: Ouch
About half my class failed our first organic chemistry class freshman year of college. Our professor, Claude Wintner, responded with an hour long lecture on time management and study skills. The most important lecture I ever attended. Not sure where I’d be without it.
I think it might be time to fight misinformation fire with misinformation fire.
Since I got the COVID shot I have lost 10 pounds, decreased my 5K time, been twice as productive at work, and become a better parent.
What has the vaccine done for you?
A patient to me today:
"I wanted to let you know that your diagnosis was wrong.
You seem like the kind of doctor who would want to know."
A curse and a complement in 2 sentences.
Being able to quickly recognize when someone knows more than you and then stop talking and start listening is a skill that needs to be continuously honed.
OK, here is a shocking piece of advice. You know what is the best way to learn medicine, at any stage of your career? Continue to see patients and read about what they have. Shocking, right?
Saw a doctor as a patient yesterday. The experience (a good one) reminded me of this slide. I think we would benefit from occasional visits by an undercover standardized patients who would give us feedback.
Shocking result. Truly shocking!!!
😉
Vitamin D Supplements for Prevention of Covid-19 or other Acute Respiratory Infections: a Phase 3 Randomized Controlled Trial (CORONAVIT)
Patient today reminiscing about her partner of > 60 years. He used to fix things in their old Chicago home.
"Now every time something stops working I curse the house and then realize how much I miss him. I then thank the house for reminding me."
It was hard not to cry.
Journalists need to stop with the:
"Important person X has tested positive for COVID even after being vaccinated."
In the next 20 years we are going to have innumerable positive tests in asymptomatic people or people with colds. This is not news and does harm.
Finally got to read this. Thoughtful and powerful.
"I believe we should stop trying to prevent all symptomatic infections in healthy, young people by boosting them with vaccines containing mRNA from strains that might disappear a few months later."
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With all due respect to POTUS's docs at Walter Reed, the current situation reminds me of this paragraph from a book written by the amazing Ben Kean, my parasitology teacher in med school.
Ok, inspired by another week on the inpatient medicine service.
A. Get vaccinated.
B. If you are over 60, obese, and have not yet been vaccinated you are making a huge mistake (possibly the last mistake you will make). DM me if you want to talk. Seriously.
PSA
Not every patient seen in an ER or urgent care "needs to his/her primary care physician in the next 2-3 days."
(Feeling especially overburdened today.)
Rough clinic yesterday. Recognized I was not doing a great job with the last patient. Called him today to review his labs. Started our conversation, "Sorry if I was not at my best yesterday."
Wow, did that stimulate quite a conversation!
Something I never thought I would write when I was training: All the patients in my practice with HIV are over 70.
(Back in the early 1990's I also never thought I would "tweet" that, but that is a different story).
Just gave a patient of mine a list of all the Colorado ski areas that have free lift tickets for people over 80. I am not sure this was a good medical intervention.
One last question for twitter today.
What "medical myths" do you find particularly pernicious, persistent and irritating? What are your medical myth pet peeves?
Two pieces of news today: vaccines shockingly effective; CDC director feels impending doom. Which do you think will get more press coverage?
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A reflection on privilege. Walked from the hospital to my office to get my lunch. Dressed like this: no white coat, no stethoscope, no ID. Six strangers referred to me as doctor (hello doctor, morning doctor...). Certainly realize that’s far from everyone’s experience.
I find it sort of amusing all the people who are expressing shock (shock I tell you) that there are healthcare disparities in this country.
Where exactly have you been?
I’ve come to realize that I value in leaders what I value in a good doctor: The ability to admit when you don’t know, to acknowledge complexity, and to admit that the impact of certain decisions you made keep you up at night.
One of the best pieces of advice I ever received about practice. Identify a patient concern that makes you miserable (dizziness, fatigue, headache...). Learn everything you can about it. You will then actually look forward to tackling it.
Saw a patient today whose symptoms had been attributed to anxiety. On my assessment there was a clear organic cause -- a diagnosis with which the previous doc was just unfamiliar. A good reminder to get help before you ascribe atypical symptoms to anxiety.
A funny Friday phone call.
Me: Hi, this is Dr. Cifu, I am covering for your doctor, can I help you.
Pt: What is your name?
Me: Dr. Cifu, Adam Cifu
Pt: I follow you on twitter!
(We agreed that I would tweet about this anonymously.)
OK, I just pulled out the, "Would you rather have a sore arm or would you rather die of COVID!?!"
I was not proud of myself. It was the end of a long morning.
Gave two 4th shots to people who will likely not benefit from them while I failed to get two others to get a 1st shot that they would very likely have benefited from. Ahhh, the work of a PCP.
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There’s a saying that anyone driving faster than you is crazy and anyone driving slower doesn’t know how to drive. Similar with COVID-19: anyone taking more precautions than you has an anxiety issue and anyone taking fewer is an idiot.
This tweet will date me.
Two reasons I will never use a scribe:
I do most of my best thinking when I write my notes.
I think the exam room is for the doctor and the patient; I will not open it up for my convenience.
For years, the last handout I give the students in my fourth year course has been (totally shameless, unsought) life advice. This AM, seeing patients, reflecting on things I really love about my job, I decided to update them. Felt the need to share before next February.
87 year old (who did not go to medical school) with edema.
"I don't know what it is, doc. Is it my heart, my kidneys, my liver, or just my veins?"
Quite a differential!
I am so often amazed (and, to be honest, frightened) at the connections and diagnoses that I only make while writing the note after the patient has left.
Glad I'm an internist and not and ER doc.
Quite a vaccine hesitant clinic today. A new line I have been employing, "I can understand having been worried about the safety of shot when I got it back in December but certainly not now after 100 million people have gotten it."
You can tell how far along a trainee is by listening to whether they are presenting the information that they collected or the information that you need.
"I'll get it because you have cared for me for the last 20 years and clearly are only interested in my health. I have ignored the 14 relatives who have been hassling me." Music to the ears of a PCP.
When I order a lab, and Epic alerts me to the fact that I just ordered the same lab 2 days ago, I want to scream, "I'm an internist, that's what I do!"
Here is something I see as an early career mistake: insisting that you will not fill a prescription for a patient who hasn't been in for a while until they show up for a visit.
My heart goes out to the tired looking, disheveled, sad looking people wearing visitors IDs at 7:00 in the morning on a Sunday in the hospital. Makes my whining about having to round seem pretty pathetic.
My last clinic with Dr. Brukner who interviewed me for this job in 1997 and became my boss, mentor, dean, colleague, friend, and academic fairy godmother.
Prepare yourself for this truly profound realization:
The best way to stay current with medicine is to continue to see patients, read up on what you care for, and discuss cases with colleagues.
Thank you. Have a nice weekend.
A tweetorial.
One of my favorite points to making when teaching diagnostic reasoning it to stress that positive findings are immensely more important than negative ones. I believe this so strongly that it is point 4 on my diagnostic reasoning yellow card.
My holiday tradition for the past few years has been to repost my twitter slides when I go on the inpatient service at the start of December since I have generally run out of time and things to say. So here we go, slide a day until I run out. Day
#1
, 10 doodles.
I really like this. My favorite line:"Changing the USMLE to a pass-fail format would require residency programs to find other, potentially more meaningful, ways of evaluating applicants." That would be a very good thing.
Patient of mine declined a flu shot because his wife wasn't there to get one as well. Sort of like not wanting to get ahead of your partner on a Netflix series.
The career in medicine humility effect. On rounds.
1st patient: "You are the most polite and kind doctor I have ever met."
Family member of 2nd patient (literally right across the hall). "The communication has been poor and we have lost our trust in you."
I’m beginning to think this is the career trajectory of a physician: As you age and experience more personal health issues you develop greater empathy. For a time this makes you a better doctor but eventually your empathy is so great that it paralyzes you and you have to retire.
I would not be surprised if, on the average inpatient medical service, more time is spent discussing the results of tests that should not have been ordered than discussing which tests should be ordered.