Imagine if dentists were held to the same standard as therapists: “Yeah man? I’ve been to about 4-5 dentists and just haven’t been able to find one that works for me. My teeth haven’t improved but teachers and government social workers say I need to keep seeing them”

In response to the 1970 Kent State shooting, student protestors held banners saying “they can’t kill all of us!”, with some students pushing for suicidal wave attacks against police. Of course, these never happened and once school was out for the summer, the energy dissipated.

MFW zoomers don't even know how a blazer is supposed to fit, can't discern complimentary textile patterns.

In my finánce club in college, we had a floor of the business school building that had Bloomberg Terminals, and there was a backroom on that floor where the senior leadership met for esoteric discussions and we called that "the skookum".

🚨HORRIFYING NEW DETAILS The invasion of Cities Church was even worse than we thought. Agitators blocked stairs so "parents were unable to get to their children" at Sunday School.😡 One told a kid, "Do you know your parents are Nazis, they're going to burn in hell?" 🧵1/7

Old school Tucker. Some of the best journalism you’ll encounter. Hilarious through and through, an all-timer among my friends: https://t.co/2aw75jR3Y6

I’m a gringo, let’s play bingo!

I’m not a pyromaniac, but I get where they’re coming from

Just realized Charlie Kirk is Gen Alpha’s Harambe

This is how I approach political discourse.

Kids in the Hall nationalism

Wall Street offices used to have mechanical clocks on the walls that had the time in cities like New York, London, Tokyo, Sydney, etc. Can’t see I’ve seen much of this lately outside of the reception lobbies at a few banks. Certainly not in the bullpen. Cultural decline.

>Say many times that no language has words as cool as Old English >Learn that Koenigsbergers used to say a woman had big boobs by saying she had a Melkwörtschaft, or “dairy industry.” I’m sorry East Prussians, I wasn’t familiar with your game.

-Antebellum Southern university Greek life discovers an enchanted forest -Pan-Slavic mishmash federation sprung from immigrants deported from Ellis Island -Tropical Hispanic country where drug lords formalized coca plantations into a legitimate export business

-Italian socialist commune settled by refugees from Mussolini -Dutch Reformed agrarian state settled by 30YW refugees that is stuck in the 1600s -Korean-Russian hybrid Soviet colony from the 1950s -Yiddish-speaking counter-Israel -General Electric company town that uses slavery

Other nations included: -A theocracy founded by libtard pentecostals in the 1920s -A frigid waste settled by Wilhelmine Prussian industrialists that becomes a cyberpunk kleptocracy -A Russian Empire in exile -Gilded Age Anglo-Saxonist preppyland settled by US robber barons

I expanded this setting to be a previously hidden continent in the North Atlantic provided ample opportunity for fun foundational cultures to take root. I ran wild with it.

When I was a young teenager, I did a lot of world-building exercises, and one the coolest I came up with was of a newly discovered land settled by Gaelic-speaking Irish Anglicans in the 1700s and left in isolation until the 20th century. They end up discovering magic.

It is seldom understood how close we came to losing it all in 1812. Complete national destruction was stayed by heroes.

As he delivers a sermon in Woodstock, Virginia, Lutheran pastor Peter Muhlenberg reads some text from the book of Ecclesiastes: “to every thing there is a season…a time of war, a time of peace…” he then pauses, trails off, and declares: “and this is a time of war!” He then

Two twos my word fam