abra238
@abra_238
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@Hexis , rank 72 4.6 | rank ? 4.8, lover of puns, speedrunner, husband 12/12/25.
SLC, UT
Joined August 2014
Bunnies establish dominance by demanding to be groomed, while cats establish dominance by grooming. Perfect arrangement. :')
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one of those sensory videos for cats to watch and except it's old school runescape cave bugs
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It’s genuinely insane how I cannot hear or read “number fifteen” normally anymore even after all these years
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So aliens are suddenly real… right when AI can fake anything in 4K. Must be a coincidence.
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we need answers
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DoorDash just reported its largest jump in orders ever. Total Orders: 903M, +32% YoY $DASH
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new "glamourer" plugin - if you want a cute pink scythe heres my ID :]
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on Plundr, the pirate dating app, accidentally swiped starboard on a siren :/
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It's very important you know Tommy Lee Jones made coffee commercials in Japan and they are amazing
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