If you mention that there are pronouns in my bio in a reply to me, you have to donate $5 to the Trevor Project. This tweet is legally binding.

Yeah im over there now. Same @.

Style Guide: avoid use of the phrase, “the guy who shot bin laden”. Instead, prefer the more accurate, “one of the dozens of guys who claim they were the one who shot bin laden”.

RT @Liv_Agar: I was unaware we had a cultural moment when straight conservative men started talking about wanting to own boy sex slaves.

RT @CantEverDie: remember when elon bought this website because he said the people running it were too political.

RT @agraybee: It's a government agency, not a secret assassin's guild.

Clint Eastwood should be allowed to shoot David Zaslav with a gun, and the footage should be released theatrically.

Great movies aren’t sitting around unmade waiting for the movie stars to become available off their streaming shows. Actor avail is not the bottleneck here.

I dont see the point of complaining that movie stars on are tv shows you dont watch. You could watch the tv show? They do it because it’s stable work hours indoors for an incredible amount of money. Sorry?.

Enough

RT @wasphyxiation: Maxis (EA) fumbled the city planner genre so hard that “Cities: Skylines” is now the phrase people use instead of “SimCi….

Hopefully this political donation stealing, email spamming twerp goes to prison for this

Kima got a haircut and a seasonal bandana

RT @Mushu_bbokbab: I love it when my dog does this

the earth will be a sphere with two smaller spheres on it, so from the right angle will form a mickey mouse.

Saw this squirrel kind of absent mindedly eating a dry leaf like a little snack, crunch crunch crunch

RT @GarfieldScreens:

RT @AdameMedia: A cartoon from 2014, things have only gotten worse.