New pinned tweet: Tumblr: vidyala Discord: Vidyala#9905 Mastodon: @Vidyala@mastodon.social Cohost: Vidyala IG: staceylandryart Follow me on some other social media so we can keep being pals? Or at the least friend me on Discord so we can coordinate. 💜

Americans: I use miles and pounds Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk

They've seen me in all my darkness and in all my light. They're with me in strength and struggle. 5yrs go by like days when every moment with them is my best life. Even when cleaning up endless poop or stepping on furball sick!Being your dad is my greatest honor. Happy Birthday!

LOSING MY FUCKING SHIT OVER THE GIANT BOOK OH MY GOD

sads insomnia :( ugh.

Thank you for yesterday’s birthday wishes, friends. 💜

I’m 40 and fancy as fuck ✨ Going out for dinner and jazz like people who leave the house after 5 pm haha

Just posting on Twitter every few weeks to tell @dinnerwithjulie I made one of her cakes 😂 Peanut Butter Cup Cake for my birthday 🥳

Well, I guess it’s my Twitter anniversary. It doesn’t seem very lucky this year 😭

YES HE DID NEVER MIND

Would any more of you join Mastodon if I said I miss you? 🥺

If you aren’t on Mastodon you won’t have seen this glorious badass Bundt cake I made! But I thought you’d like to. It’s @dinnerwithjulie’s apple Walnut Bundt! LOOK JULIE 😍😂

I moved elephant servers so now it’s @Vidyala@gamepad.club run by @Gazimoff, fellow wizard legend! (mage mage 🙌)

if I was a beloved children's author with a billion-dollar fortune I would simply pay someone to wheel a cannon around with me and use it to fire my phone directly into the sun whenever I try to post anything other than "which childrens hospital should I shower with money next"

the worst month of the year starts next week and this is still the best video on the internet

Meanwhile, in the prehistoric age:

Me on a migraine day: @vosskah “Okay the guy is here testing the energy efficiency so just don’t use water for awhile” me: okay. /flushes toilet, washes hands 😅 Guy: it’s…okay… I can just start the test over

He’s also got some Feelings about T. Kingfisher’s signature slow burn. “IT’S CHAPTER THIRTY ONE? ARE THEY EVER GOING TO GET TOGETHER?” 😂

“Istvhan is the best paladin. He’s smart and funny.” Will you want to read book three? “No, because no paladin is interesting except Istvhan.” 😂

I’ve been reading books to @Vosskah at night 1-4 chapters at a time. We started with the first T. Kingfisher Paladin book, a book he probably wouldn’t choose on his own but got really invested in. Now we’re onto book two and it’s so great to hear his reactions.