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Joined March 2012
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@_smwende
Archimwendes ✊🏾
3 months
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@BaileyCarlin
B.W. Carlin
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If only there was an incredibly ironic and timely song to play at a time like this
@TMZ
TMZ
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#EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Akon has been arrested in Georgia. Details: https://t.co/6Z6eNiEUPk
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@MsMacharia
Monka.
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My shosho went to the US in the 90s for a 3 month trip. Alirudi in 2 weeks because "mnaangalia mbuzi zangu kweli?"
@Urunzii
3.0 TDI
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@MisterAlbie 😂😂😂ata hawezi enda mahali kwa Amani anafikiria hizo ng’ombe tu
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@edwinsifuna
Edwin Sifuna
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The health facilities in Nairobi have been banking with Cooperative Bank, a tier one Bank with a solid history and reputation. How you wake up one day and direct all of them to move to a tier 3 bank cannot be explained any other way than that corruption is at play.
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@Msnyaguthii
Cowgirl
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Why did you bring the matter to social media? Because postponement of bail for 3 months is unconstitutional. If they had told us to wait for 21 days for the preparation of the pre-bail report, ningenyemaza. It's my dad's right to be out on bail unless there are compelling reasons
@Msnyaguthii
Cowgirl
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Long thread alert, this is a very personal story. If you see it please RT. One day, you are out with friends and you receive a call that your 69-year-old dad, a retired surveyor, has been arrested for murder.
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@johnallannamu
John-Allan Namu
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This, to me, is one way to deepen constitutionalism. Beats learning the loyalty pledge as we did when in primary school.
@NgangamuigaiCoK
Ng'ang'a Muigai
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We started the journey in Uasin Gishu, Eldoret City. We are seeking your assistance in reposting the petition to have the constitution of Kenya studied in school from primary to tertiary level. https://t.co/juUHSml0wR
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@MiddleearthMixr
The Middle-earth Mixer
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This is one of the darkest things I have ever read
@nypost
New York Post
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Rich ‘sniper tourists’ allegedly paid $90K to shoot civilians — including kids — during ‘human safari’ trips to Sarajevo https://t.co/jcIqwSNlaI
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@LoLoByke
Lo
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This is frying me. Situation serious af & they gonna have his reaction first? 😭
@Raindropsmedia1
Rain Drops Media
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12-year-old girl has been charged with several armed robberies targeting adults in Washington, D.C. 😳
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@DrKanyuira
Kikuyu Pipes
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Ongea kitu unajua. Those arms are being supplied by a specific person and they are not doing it on behalf of the country or Kenyans at large.
@Getrude_mollel
Getrude Mollel 🇹🇿
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Kenya is supplying arms to RSF.
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@mbarani
T·M ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
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Interior Pics ?
@dklaston
Duke Laston 🇰🇪
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I may have recently upgraded my phone… so I am selling my old iPhone 15 pro max. 256gb. E-sim only. Battery health 86%. Original box included. Phone as seen in the picture. Vet clean. Price 99k (ONO).
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@MainNeli_
Neli
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Saw this with my friends. Walikuwa ndani mwezi mzima for a murder they simply had nothing to do with just coz they were watching football next door from where Waeni was murdered. It was a chaotic month. Plus another month of reporting there every week.
@mwangi_kabiru
M.
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Incompetency inakuanga na that Kiambu Rd branch wacha tu. When Msando was murdered they arrested his landlord and some teenage girl. When Wakili Mbobu was gunned down, they arrested people he had just come from having lunch with. All these people are later released coz even in a
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@bar_rack
B 🇰🇪
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We have lived long enough to see this type of developers: "I actually spent Kshs 10 million only" na saa hio he has already paid Kshs 17.5 M na mko 80% done.
@bungomaduke
Samwel Wekesa
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Hii ndio choo ya 150K. Achana na hao brokers who call themselves TL engineers. @Osama_otero
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@marcusolang
Marcus Olang'
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Even the loss of a loved one [presumably] doesn’t attract a pause - it still has to be appended with regime talking points. Jesus.
@EtalePhilip
Philip Etale
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Today we are removing the body of my cousin from the morgue at the Thika Level 5 Hospital. I can confirm that SHA has paid slightly over half of the hospital bill.
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@ShitpostRock
Rock solid
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“If you can get pregnant, you’re not a chi…”
@Derridazs
Doug Carter
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@AbortionChat If you can get pregnant, you're not a child
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@HOTBOYLEEKS
HBL
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Remember that trend where yall uploaded your pictures to ChatGPT to make you cartoons?😀😀
@ntandomatini_
SOCIAL CONSTRUCT 🇨🇩 🇸🇩🍉
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The fact that this image is AI generated and these faces look like someone you’ve seen before is incredibly scary.
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@MsJazzybelle
MS.JAZZY
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Mind you….they’re his horror movie
@HumansNoContext
NO CONTEXT HUMANS
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The start of a great horror movie
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@137Force
X Force 137
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HIT TRANSLATE WHY'S IT STILL GOING
@shuri_togetoge
朱李 / トゲナシトゲアリ Ba.
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@_smwende
Archimwendes ✊🏾
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Eh ule wa gelato?? I understand!
@rodah_
Miss smiles
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Lol my friend amenileta sarit ati we see a man selling ice cream. Can’t believe women! He’s cute AF!!! Damn!!
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@thetimwork
thetimwork
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Apple has created a product line allowing us to easily identify those who were targets of bullying, in high-school, specifically coz they did too much. iBoshori©
@MKBHD
Marques Brownlee
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TWO hundred and thirty dollars 😭 This feels like a litmus test for people who will buy/defend anything Apple releases
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@roywahome9
Punstar
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Siet, we have been reached
@njokitheyapper
세리너 🌸
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Urgh I love nerds
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@Getrude_mollel
Getrude Mollel 🇹🇿
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No joke, these are ammunition crates from Kenya caught in RSF’s possession.
@Getrude_mollel
Getrude Mollel 🇹🇿
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Kenya is supplying arms to RSF.
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