Archimwendes ✊🏾
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If only there was an incredibly ironic and timely song to play at a time like this
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My shosho went to the US in the 90s for a 3 month trip. Alirudi in 2 weeks because "mnaangalia mbuzi zangu kweli?"
@MisterAlbie 😂😂😂ata hawezi enda mahali kwa Amani anafikiria hizo ng’ombe tu
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The health facilities in Nairobi have been banking with Cooperative Bank, a tier one Bank with a solid history and reputation. How you wake up one day and direct all of them to move to a tier 3 bank cannot be explained any other way than that corruption is at play.
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Why did you bring the matter to social media? Because postponement of bail for 3 months is unconstitutional. If they had told us to wait for 21 days for the preparation of the pre-bail report, ningenyemaza. It's my dad's right to be out on bail unless there are compelling reasons
Long thread alert, this is a very personal story. If you see it please RT. One day, you are out with friends and you receive a call that your 69-year-old dad, a retired surveyor, has been arrested for murder.
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This, to me, is one way to deepen constitutionalism. Beats learning the loyalty pledge as we did when in primary school.
We started the journey in Uasin Gishu, Eldoret City. We are seeking your assistance in reposting the petition to have the constitution of Kenya studied in school from primary to tertiary level. https://t.co/juUHSml0wR
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This is one of the darkest things I have ever read
Rich ‘sniper tourists’ allegedly paid $90K to shoot civilians — including kids — during ‘human safari’ trips to Sarajevo https://t.co/jcIqwSNlaI
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Saw this with my friends. Walikuwa ndani mwezi mzima for a murder they simply had nothing to do with just coz they were watching football next door from where Waeni was murdered. It was a chaotic month. Plus another month of reporting there every week.
Incompetency inakuanga na that Kiambu Rd branch wacha tu. When Msando was murdered they arrested his landlord and some teenage girl. When Wakili Mbobu was gunned down, they arrested people he had just come from having lunch with. All these people are later released coz even in a
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We have lived long enough to see this type of developers: "I actually spent Kshs 10 million only" na saa hio he has already paid Kshs 17.5 M na mko 80% done.
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Even the loss of a loved one [presumably] doesn’t attract a pause - it still has to be appended with regime talking points. Jesus.
Today we are removing the body of my cousin from the morgue at the Thika Level 5 Hospital. I can confirm that SHA has paid slightly over half of the hospital bill.
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“If you can get pregnant, you’re not a chi…”
@AbortionChat If you can get pregnant, you're not a child
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Mind you….they’re his horror movie
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HIT TRANSLATE WHY'S IT STILL GOING
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