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              ⚡️ Bookings: [email protected] 🤝 on tour 2025, tickets below 👇 🌹 WWAOE
              
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              Joined June 2013
            
            
           Our new album, We Will Annihilate Our Enemies, is out next Wednesday, April 16th. The Observer gave it 80 percent, which on balance I’ll take. Big up Shaad D’Souza 🕊️♾️ 
          
                
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             This reminds me of 2014 VICE era. Fresh from the Midlands I was, never stayed in London before. New faces, new lifestyles. It was a fucking mental few summers that, before everything went shit. God bless @_real_lies. 
          
                
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             Pat went rogue here 
           We are taking on Patrick King from electronic band @_real_lies in our latest Premier League predictions challenge! Some big scores have been predicted by Patrick!  https://t.co/P6jlolLWbN 
            
          
                
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             If you enjoy music, you could listen to this 
          
              @MTHADLEY, a man I've learned to tolerate over the years, has released new music. Check it out if you like music.  https://t.co/s0eHws5U0E 
            
          
                
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             ENTREVISTA | "Todos tenemos una razón para odiar el presente" Charlamos con Kev Kharas y Pat King de Real Lies (@_real_lies), quienes han regresado en 2025 con su tercer disco, 'We Will Annihilate Our Enemies'.  https://t.co/oZazZjI9Y5 
          
          
            
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              Como tantas otras personas, descubrí la música de Real Lies gracias a Jamie xx. Este solía pinchar North Circular (tema extraído del debut de la
            
                
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             Vaudeville end of pier stuff 
           🟥“Kill the fucking Queen, burn Britannia” 🟥“Winding people up is how we derive enjoyment from living in England” 🟥 "Dig up Maggie" 🟥“I wipe my arse with the UK flag, then spit on the crown” 🟥“Give Churchill’s statue the rope, see if it floats.” All quotes from Bob Vylan 🇬🇧 
            
                
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             why are these cunts all over my TL all of a sudden 
          
          
                
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             currently enjoying a delicious Coors Light at JFK, named after America’s most famous president, Johntucky Fried Kennedy 
          
                
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             Hard to believe London has ever been more beautiful than it is tonight. People could tell me but I wouldn’t believe it 
          
                
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             there are so many things you can do with a Saturday @hawleyjacob
          
          
          
                
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             “Lead and gold, violence and cash” Amazing new doco by ‘Main Man’ @Jake_Hanrahan and his Away Days crew on São Paulo’s favelas, revealing a hidden world and further proof that Brazilian Portuguese is the true language of Lynchian dream states  https://t.co/zKqi2C9Kxd 
          
          
                
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             imagine getting flown back to an active warzone for leaving an old microwave underneath a motorway bridge 
          
              @Keir_Starmer Will you commit to deporting foreign nationals found fly-tipping? Because they should be.
            
          
                
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