Me and the homies at the skatepark.

Look what they did to Billy.

RT @FernBallew: Clip of the year

Never stop euromaxxing

bonjour de paris (haven’t slept yet)

So there are businesses in SF who will rent you these, fully stocked and drop them off at the park or wherever the party is.

love it when claude finds a flaky test and just ignores it like "that's none of my business".

If I were a Kafka contributor I would change the --bootstrap-server argument to default to localhost:9092 if not specified and save years of typing.

Turns out Claude can be easily overwhelmed by asking it to write a complex integration test. You know, just like a regular developer.

If you practiced your swing 🏌️ you could have been play golf with me and ⁦@tidocarriero⁩ at the Segment championship. ⛳️

Mood.

Had a great time sharing at #OpenO11ySummit + #OTelDay. Blown away by how many people had already heard and tried it. One quote: “Yeah we tried it and it was 8x faster than our existing solution”. We thought today was our first official announcement 🤣.

. ⁦@mheffner⁩ getting interviewed.

He’s gone full vamp, he’s giving bela lugosi.

These should both be named dogpatch

Computer load up Celery Man, please.