Johnny Utah (actual surfer)
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not a parody // guy with camera // Rollie Fingers kid // deuteranopia // Pearl•Steen // PA for Grownups 2 //
Salem (you pick which one)
Joined May 2010
"Once you've seen It, you'll never stop wanting to beating the Duffer Brothers to death with your bare hands." - Anthony Bourdain
#NW It (1990) Making a dent in my list, hoping that there isn’t masshole bias, hoping thoughts of Nigel Thornberry doesn’t tarnish my reaction to Tim Curry
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#NW It (1990) Making a dent in my list, hoping that there isn’t masshole bias, hoping thoughts of Nigel Thornberry doesn’t tarnish my reaction to Tim Curry
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directing Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Jumanji and Hidalgo, deciding to pivot to a creature feature before making the first Captain America movie, hell yeah
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LOL
Rockstar Games has added the term "Charlie Kirk" to the profanity filter in GTA Online after someone created this mission:
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(Interaction with a guy wearing an ‘I ❤️Sluts’ shirt) “Sai cosa significa ‘slut’?” “Sì, significa che amo le donne, giusto?” It was fun while it lasted, but the booths are now full of shirts with this fuckass graphic
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I used to love going to the traveling Italian flea market with my great aunt because you’d find stuff like this from China with broken English, and it was funny because of the language barrier, but the last time I went, half the booths were selling AI slop merchandise
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Should I ever be murdered by the state, I want it to be known I do want vengeance. I want people to make whatever decisions they feel necessary, in righteous anger and rage. I wouldn’t want y’all to be peaceful, accept any apologies, or forgive my murderer. I don’t forgive them.
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Logging on to the Nazi psychic warfare machine every day to see what my friends are up to
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Of course Conservatives aren't mad about an ICE officer shooting an unarmed lady in the face. It's not something serious like a fast food restaurant changing their logo or a video game having a woman as the protagonist
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incredible things are happening in other peoples lives man
Today I picked up one of the two old station clocks that omce sat in the main platform hall of Munich central station. No car? No problem! Transported it via train x3
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great. how do I turn it off?
Today Gmail is taking the first big step into the Gemini era, say hello to AI Inbox, AI Overviews in Gmail, and so much more!! https://t.co/WdbsbccQ0H
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Ihr braucht keine AI um Videos von 2006 hochzuskalieren. Es gab damals schon vernünftige Kameras und das da sieht absolut kacke aus
The World Cup in its PRIME was Germany 2006. Every team had at least one legend. Absolute world-class tournament in my books. https://t.co/J646BxxL6y
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the fact that people are falling for this artificial fantasy BS PMO not a single mention of the brand, but there is an entire story about STRANGERS ON A PLANE starting a conversation BECAUSE OF A SWEATER THAT LOOKS LIKE MAGMA
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Paris Hilton ads spiking after the condemning of a hotel in Minnesota
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Americans be like: imagine Jiffy Pop
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Trying to get more than a one word answer out of Belichick and Mazzulla should be the bare minimum of sports journalism
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But that’s okay if that’s where Limbaugh goes, then I don’t even want any part of heaven
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