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quien te manda
miami
Joined July 2009
There’s a rug showroom in Isfahan and the content that they make for their Instagram page is so beautiful
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No one talks about this but the 7am yoga to 7pm hooping pipeline is the cure to whatever whatever thing. Who cares
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This is what a classic jazz childhood meal looks like in case you’ve been wondering
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Drove by a billboard that said “gobble til you dab” with a dabbing turkey on it and I’m so mad I couldn’t get a picture of it
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If I just keep drinking I’ll never get hungover
According to today’s WSJ, AI-related investment accounts for half of GDP growth. A reversal would risk recession. We can’t afford to go backwards.
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Liz from true anon: “there are a lot of funny arbitrage plays happening in the prediction markets” Me, not knowing what arbitrage means: “absolutely”
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Yesterday at the bar a guy came up to me and told me he deleted Twitter but he used to follow me on here and misses my hoops and food posts. It was really nice and I told him deleting was the right decision
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me when i accidentally lose the hat that prevents me from freaking the fuck out
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Went to the miami book fair and watched Dave Barry and Carl Hiaasan absolutely delight a room of boomer libs with jokes about the Trump presidential library
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Look my shorts and water bottle and Gatorade are all kinda the same color
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This is the cliche bit you make up as an example of how a zohran/trump meeting would go. It’s not supposed to actually happen
Mamdani: I appreciated is in our meeting to appreciate a portrait of F.D.R. And the incredible work that was done with the new deal and in thinking about what it could look like when the federal government and New York City government to deliver on affordability can be
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Today’s the day
At around 3pm today it officially becomes The Holidays- you don’t have to try at your job and you can drink at any time. This typically lasts until Reyes Magos but you can push it to MLK day if you have the courage
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Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I’ve done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10. Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don’t break contact until she does.
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It’s fun to talk shit about the current state of the world etc but if I can be earnest here for a second- it’s incredible that not only did we invent a flexible multi-tube rack for 5mL to 50 mL tubes (that you don’t have to flip btw) but it’s being advertised to me on Instagram
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