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Joined July 2009
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It’s so nice to get in bed every night.
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(Van Halen voice) readin in the pool
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Bought some big pink pants for $10 at the gap I’m really happy about them.
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Salmon egg and Greek salad BRUNCH
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Another beautiful morning for hoops
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Going to make coquinas and razor clams al ajillo appetizer, then whole chicken and peppers with arroz con fideos and a Greek salad main course. It’s kinda like a pan-Mediterranean dinner.
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I feel like Eau Claire, WI has an outsized cultural impact or is it a Baader-Meinhof situation for me cause my best friend moved there in 9th grade.
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This is the frozen pizza I buy, the box is perforated so you can take off the mustache and put it on I guess? It’s embarrassing but it’s fine I think it’s good as far as frozen pizzas go
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Wife is watching Big Love and I had no idea how stacked this cast is, wow!.
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Maggie was good btw I liked her class.
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I put mint in the salad.
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Another beautiful beautiful lunch for your boy Jazz
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Just had a really nice catch up with an old coworker and then he told me how he "uses AI for everything" and it makes him feel like he's "in that bradley cooper movie with the pill".
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I dreamt the Marlins got a new manager and his name was Mister Himbo and everyone was really excited that we got him and I felt stupid cause I didn’t know who he was.
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I have a different yoga teacher tomorrow morning. It's usually Rebecca but it's gonna be Maggie. Just a heads up.
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I’ve been watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it’s fun it’s like Teen X-Files.
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Sent this to my dad. This is the ultimate post for dads. I’m just gonna send it to him every few months.
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It took 70 years but it finally happened
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After a 3+ month hiatus I’m delighted to announce that it’s once again a beautiful evening for hoops
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(Prince voice) perfect lunch, perfect lunch
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If there’s one thing Gallegos love to do it’s to make the biggest plate of pulpo in the world
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