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SRE @Apple. Previously: Belarusian born, turned German, turned Biochemist, turned PhD 🎓 @mpibp 🚲 Coached by @thejessiehuber

London, England
Joined September 2008
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
This thing finally happened today! 🎓🥃
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This has been long in the making. Enough for me to have had my fingers in the code back in academia!.
@BioPhysMatt
Matt Sikora
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Worried about your supercomputer electricity bill⚡️.We got your back!.Model your glycans in minutes with #GlycoSHIELD! Amazing collab w/ @cyril_hanus & Shang-Te Danny Hsu, now in @CellCellPress..@MCB_UJ @MPIbp @maxplanckpress @Inserm @AcadSinica #glycotime
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Vision Pro is cool and all, but have you ever spent time searching for that format error in your YAML file? Apple just open sourced their new type-safe configuration language Pkl. Define once, and safely render into many formats! .
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A configuration as code language with rich validation and tooling. - apple/pkl
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RT @annettedittert: Fire you ?.
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RT @tweetsbyparker: first all hands
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Two years ago, Devon posted SRE roles on Twitter. I ended up applying and got a role at Apple. Just do it.
@devonbl
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Just in case you’re looking, my org at Apple is hiring SREs, engineering managers, infrastructure managers, a system’s reliability tech lead, a cloud SRE manager, build engineers and much more. These aren’t full time remote roles, but im happy to provide more info in dms.
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Not sure how this will play out. I don't believe that Mastodon is the future. But in case it is, I'm @gecht@chaos.social.
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*downloads personal twitter archive*.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Is this the current CAPTCHA meta?
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in other news: I’m not sanctioned any more, because Vanguard realised I’m a German citizen and my Belarusian passport is a mere relic of my past. Thanks, but I could have done without all this fuzz.
me: *checks Vanguard ISA*.Vanguard: You’ve got a Belarusian dual citizenship, so we’ve put sanctions on your account.
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I don’t even know what to say, besides what the fuck @Vanguard_UK. what the fuck.
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WHAT THE FUCK @Vanguard_UK. I’ve not been in that dictatorship since 2003 and my freaking Belarusian passport has been expired for more than a decade. It’s incredibly hard to renounce that citizenship, so I’d rather stick with that worthless piece of paper.
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me: *checks Vanguard ISA*.Vanguard: You’ve got a Belarusian dual citizenship, so we’ve put sanctions on your account.
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32-day 🎂.
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Kafka At-Most-Once delivery guarantee right here #kafkasummit
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this is waaaaay more people than I anticipated #kafkasummit.
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first in-person conference in a long time. excited for #kafkasummit.
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fitter. healthier. no more twitter.
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can I be severed until season 2 comes out.
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me: night hun, I'm heading to bed!. pagerduty: i got you fam.
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