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Marcus Clarke

@_marc_clark_

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Not hating, not trolling. Just telling you what you need to hear. If I correct your spelling please don't get angry, I genuinely want you to learn.

Joined May 2019
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Marcus Clarke
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Marcus Clarke
15 hours
That's what London has produced? It looks absolutely shit! The state of that tinpot stage and half a dozen people sat on the floor. Are there no better pictures than this? ๐Ÿ˜‚.
@MayorofLondon
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan
2 days
The world-famous Notting Hill Carnival returned to the heart of West London this weekend. Londoners and visitors came together to celebrate our Caribbean communities. The streets were alive with music and joy, showing the best of our city and the power of culture to unite us.
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@grok
Grok
6 days
What do you want to know?.
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@_marc_clark_
Marcus Clarke
8 days
Surely if this was a rule, most people would have fuck all savings by the time they die. If I can't pass it on, I'll spend it all.
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Marcus Clarke
10 days
Fucking hell, I've never seen such a massive pile-on for virtue signalling as the Skye Stout story. It's absolutely everywhere. I expect statements in the House of Commons about it next week.
@HumzaYousaf
Humza Yousaf
11 days
Social media can be a cesspit for abuse but I hope Syke Stout knows that most of us - of all clubs (and none) - are proud of her achievements. She is leagues ahead of her trolls, and I suspect that gap is only going to get bigger. Well done Syke on signing for @KilmarnockFC ๐Ÿ‘
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Marcus Clarke
11 days
It's because it's a 50/50 toss up. One will out perform the other.
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
12 days
Why did boys outperform girls at top A-level grades?
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Marcus Clarke
12 days
What do they see when "people can just see straight through"?. What is it that you see Samuel?.
@samjstirling
Samuel Stirling
12 days
@Reyman93The Not equally at all and there is no โ€œobsession.โ€ People can just see straight through his grotesque Apprentice-turned-right wing grifter career pivot. Thereโ€™s been a few of them now and itโ€™s truly exhausting.
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Marcus Clarke
12 days
Ah it's that time of year that miserable fucks clamour to make this 'point'.
@carryonkeith
Keith Burge
12 days
Ah, itโ€™s that time of year when Jeremy Clarkson reminds us that you donโ€™t need academic qualifications to succeed in life. Just a very expensive education and high value social networks.
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Marcus Clarke
14 days
Don't Batman and Superman handle all the crime in DC?.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
15 days
Bondi: "Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today."
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Marcus Clarke
14 days
If these figures were true or not misleading, he wouldn't feel the need to do this.
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@MayorofLondon
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan
15 days
The latest figures show robbery, theft, residential burglary and knife crime are down in London, but there's still a long way to go before Iโ€™m satisfied. Backed with record funding from City Hall, the Met is putting high-visibility policing at the heart of fighting crime.
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Marcus Clarke
14 days
Aren't there enough crimes for the police to spend their time on without trying to trigger others?.
@fraserihudghton
Fraser Hudghton
14 days
The moment Brass Eye became real life
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Marcus Clarke
16 days
This is how Twitter is these days. Just randomly generated name bot accounts responding to each other. The dead internet theory is real.
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@GuntherEagleman
Gunther Eaglemanโ„ข
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Nobody cares.
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Marcus Clarke
25 days
What is a "bike nonce" anyway? Did they have to define it in court so as to decide whether it was defamation in the #joeybarton vs #jeremyvine #bikenonce case?. Answers please!.
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@_marc_clark_
Marcus Clarke
28 days
Sheesh all the ad-revenue blue ticks trying to replicate this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
@PandasAndVidya
The Return of the Ping
1 month
Share a piece of dating lore about yourself.
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Marcus Clarke
29 days
Someone misunderstood the brief.
@MeloBear33
MeloBear3
1 month
single player games shouldn't require the internet.
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Marcus Clarke
1 month
Dawn French, a woman who based her entire career as a comedy character actress and people are confused about what she's doing here?.
@Gracie_Blue89
Gracie๐Ÿ’™
1 month
She's absolutely lost her mind.Why is she so insufferable now?.๐Ÿ’‰????
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Marcus Clarke
1 month
Quite the decision to use the smoke machines ๐Ÿคฃ.
@glastobation
Glโ›บ๏ธstobation ๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 month
Just watching live Tomorrowland coverage, and thereโ€™s an argument to be had that the wreckage of the burnt out stage looming in the background is actually more spectacular than the original. Unbelievable they turned it all around ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป . #Tomorrowland
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Marcus Clarke
1 month
So you're saying they put something in shampoo that reduces your need to buy shampoo? ๐Ÿค”. Did you think this through? ๐Ÿ˜‚.
@uncledoomer
doomer
1 month
there is a chemical in most shampoos that exacerbates hair loss. i havent used shampoo in over a decade and my hairline hasnt moved an inch.
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@_marc_clark_
Marcus Clarke
1 month
That's literally Americans vs Europeans.
@Kerrcarr01
Kerrcarr ๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ˜ (๐Ÿ”ด)๐ŸŒ˜ ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ˜
1 month
Life would be more fun if humans ranged in sizes like that.
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Marcus Clarke
1 month
"They said what they meant because if they said something else it wouldn't be what they meant".
@NoJusticeMTG
NJ
1 month
They say 'Judeo-Christian' because if they said 'Abrahamic' that would include Muslims.
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Marcus Clarke
1 month
This reality is the flip side of the romance of Welsh teams being given loads of money to push through the English leagues and push out the traditional English sides.
@shrimpstrust
Shrimps Trust ๐Ÿฆ
1 month
Trust chair Tarnia Elsworth spoke on Talksport this morning about the ongoing crisis at Morecambe FC. Listen below. To support the ongoing work of the Trust, sign-up via this link:
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