Lesser god
@_lessergod
Followers
443
Following
7K
Media
139
Statuses
4K
who even tweets like this? All opinions are my own. Educator. Literature among other interesting things.
Joined April 2016
“Hizi hoho za green nikiwacha ziendelee kuiva zitageuka yellow and red capsicum?”
Ukitaka ku pull homely girls unaenda vegetable section una act clueless
3
13
43
Wait is that Dan Harumi I hear on the intro?
0
0
1
You were spot on
Atapelekwa affordable homes by jioni 😂
0
0
0
Wameanza mambo ya New Singapore na Affordable Housing kwa stream ya speed😂
0
0
0
She does it AGAIN! 🙌🏽 Angella Okutoyi wins the ITF W35 Nairobi Week 2 singles title, beating Italy's Martina Colmegna 6-3, 7-6. CONGRATULATIONS!!! @Okutoyiangella2 🔥🔥👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #TennisKenya
#NoWeakness
61
1K
4K
En 20 años este morro se va a vender a como un genio que se hizo a si mismo cuando su estrategia fue pedirle dinero a papá y apostarlo siendo un insider.
🇺🇸 Barron Trump has made over $80,000,000 from crypto, Forbes reports.
113
3K
51K
I don’t know who the chief product manager at BAT is but sigara go
I've noticed they are putting less and less tobacco in ciggies these days. You tap the butt and it all sinks almost to half point.
0
0
0
Domani Munga? @MungaDomani
Unc question here. Does this generation have a Nate Dogg or Akon or T-Pain? That person you can add to the hook of any song and take it from decent to certified banger?
0
0
0
I suppose I just grew up in a different era. Where learning was for fun and not just necessity. As kids we'd actually look forward to reading the Sunday paper. Getting your hands on even an old copy of Reader's Digest was like getting gold. National Geographic magazine...
103
514
2K
You need to understand that China’s whole foreign policy is to mind their own business unless you interfere with them.
China as a “superpower” has to be one of the best PR narratives ever. In reality, they have almost no say in global geopolitics.
0
0
0
I have gained more personal development from reading the right kind of fiction than from reading personal development books. Just not the kind she is reading though.
0
0
0
Nihilism is an affront to the human soul. Man must live as if life has meaning even if meaning doesn’t exist. To wit, create your own meaning.
I am a hardcore nihilist,I simply believe that life is meaningless,purposeless and we are insignificant. There’s no meaning in trival things , values,morals and the institutions we’ve set. Futility!
0
1
1
Andy Robson 🤝🏼 David Munyua I've wanted to sponsor a player for the past few years, now it's a reality. Three years ago David picked up a dart for the first time, now he's the first Kenyan to qualify for the PDC World Darts Championship. 18th December. Let's get behind him.
836
3K
9K
i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a lambo or birkins. I want to be rich so I can control my time and go to the gym at 2 pm on a wednesday. sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon. so I can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients. spend on my
2K
26K
167K
Is there anything like a reverse Ozempic for chronically skinny guys to add weight quickly and without much work? We are really suffering
0
0
0
So because I have had unprotected sex since the cold war era without contracting STDs it means I am immune?
A person leaves karen at around 11.30pm ,bids goodbye to his drinking buddies of many years,who have seen him drink and drive safely to his home for many years ,even before the cold war ended. But somehow this day was different, it was not normal alcohol since it directed him
0
0
0
Schrodinger’s Betslip is always in a state of superposition. It either won or lost until you observe it and instantly impact it’s outcome
A betslip wins comfortably when you don't supervise it,,,,, place it and sleep 😂
0
1
1
So we have all agreed that ukiitwa date ubebe a clear colour photo of your house door and a scanned copy of your KCSE certificate. Kuna kitu ingine?
0
0
0