Craig
@_itsalwayscraig
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Tank?……No biggie . Torretto jumping from overpass to overpass while catching a human like a football?……. I’m cool with that . Flying Cars? …. Sure . Paul Walker saying “cuh” No problem . But when the hell did Ludacris turn into Jet Li?
What was the moment Fast and the Furious abandoned reality? I was trying to think of the exact point.
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My Dads a lawyer! . Bernie Mac: Keep talkin…. keep talkin….you gon wish yo pappy was an orthodontist. 😂😂😂😂
I don’t do no baby talk. I talk to kids like.Bernie Mac talked to Jordan 😭😭.
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Fair. But if the replay center finds that you did foul or the ball did touch you last should you be suspended next game?. The box score would be hilarious. C. Payne - DNP - lied on his mama.
NBA needs to create the Cam Payne challenge rule. Each team gets one “on my mama” per game that automatically overturns a call.
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Why are Yall surprised that a melodramatic theater kid got beat up by a dude with spectacular hand eye coordination, 5 brothers with a former boxer as a dad from FKING GARY INDIANA??. 😂😂😂.
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One of Martins most underrated one liners is from Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins . Cedric: Care to make it interesting? A little wager perhaps?. Martin: For What? You’ll just find a way renege again…….re-nigga.☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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LL Cool J did this so many times on Smackdown that the camera just cut away from him at the end 😂😂😂
Nothing LL cool J has ever done is considered normal.
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Skip Bayless vs Shannon Sharpe.2022:
WITHOUT GOOGLING.Name a famous historic battle.
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“I talked to Vargas and Ru- Reyes….They said they down for whateva”
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RIP George Forman. As a kid I asked my dad why it was such a big deal that Ali beat that nice man from the commercials. He told me “They thought Foreman was gonna kill him. They were scared for his life. Then he showed me the Foreman Joe Frazier fight for context lol. OH MY GOD.
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Giannis to the team: . Yo Jrue is gone somebody got him traded
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@iam_johnw “If one guy wins a championship we gotta talk negatively about OTHER people” is a MISERABLE way to watch and enjoy sports. Keep it.
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@DustyWhoads Minneapolis Lakers. The names made so much more sense before money got involved lol.
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@fbgwayno Not only is one guy rapping through this ENTIRE SONG he also formed a rap group in his spare time…. bad example.
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@MorganJerkins My grandmother knew my wife was pregnant just from overhearing her voice when I was on the phone with her. She said “she sound tired…y’all havin a baby?” I was like Nooooooo. We hadn’t told ANYONE 😂😂😂😂.
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@ayroned No headbands on dudes that’s not sweatin at all. No visors. No all white forces . No Fubu baseball jerseys. No oversized SpongeBob or Bugs Bunny Tees. TF is this?.
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Max Kellerman was on First Take with Stephen A at a time when the World was drastically changing. Max five years ago sounds in line with what the thinking would be today. Stephen A ends up on the wrong side of this one again easily then but as time passes this has aged even worse
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@RustyBUCKETS321 “You would feel it in the air. There would be a disturbance in the force.”. This would sound like total and complete bullshit…….but I was there😂😂😂😂. He’s right yall.
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@CajunEXYZ Kourtney was goin to WORK. Clearly she was the BIG DOG when they were younger 😂😂😂.
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Chuck completely steps on Shaqs time to speak to make an inane pointless and inaccurate statement. And it (understandably) pisses Shaq right TF off. And almost ends Ernie Johnson😂😂😂
It’s sposed to be 1-2-3 not 1-2 back to 1.
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@DeuceThomas This is like the perfect amount of loud and wrong at the same time. I’ve never seen anything like it. The louder he gets the more wrong he becomes. The loudest he got he was actually making something up on the fly. Incredible.
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Rece Davis lookin at McAfee like "Naysayer Please".😂😂😂😂
Strictly 4 My N.A.Y.S.A.Y.A.Z.
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@YothatsVic Nah lol my real last straw was The Rock stiff arming those torpedoes on a damn sheet of ice lol…. it just thought the Luda thing would be funny 😂😂😂.
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@allan_cheapshot Well Adam, you must be extremely frustrated with getting kicked out of Eden. Adam:
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“But I’m real da street , like a theeb ina nite. If i bay you ayeeee fo da do fo da night heyy . Etta bay fo da day , uhh”. - Lebron James -
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@Travonne This is a five second clip but for him it was all slow motion. Just lil bro and the rim ….with a choir chanting in the background 😂😂😂😂.
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@Shane00 Nah I had to go find the whole clip and Keyshawns take about Lebron is SOO BAD That Skip Bayless has to step in and DEFEND Bron. Look at Skip lol HES SICK!
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@Sj202525657 Bro…. go back as far as you want. Everything these two have said to each other on camera since 1998 has been real life lol . They don’t like each other it’s been well documented.
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Dave Chappelle on The Infamous Yankee Red Sox fight with Pedro Martinez and Don Zimmer:
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@PopBase Michael Jackson wins MTV award with Biggie Smalls presenting. MJ (in full MJ voice): hey! . Biggie: Whaddup? . MJ: Good to see you . Biggie: Good to see you man. Fk’ing ICONIC
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@mikegolicjr Oh my God season opener , dog days of summer , straight outta camp? That’s the biggest trap I’ve ever seen on a schedule.
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@Kurrco You know what? Not even gonna judge it. He heard his name. He responded with bars. W Hip hop.
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Vince Carter during the 2000 dunk contest. The First two 50s were met with shock and awe. The Third one was met with confusion and bewilderment lol
Name a time a celebrity gagged the live audience. .
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Jersey Shore: CINEMA
quote with the funniest Reality tv show moment you’ve ever watched.
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@Ballislife @ComplexSports He don’t even got a…. She was like “this boy bet not say ring” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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@imspenser_6 This man about to score 40,000 points in the NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION and you on here talkin bout scoring titles. Incredible.
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@1Romethazine Bro…. I’m trying so hard to give them the benefit of the doubt cause we don’t know these people………but what the hell is goin fr?.
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@awfulannouncing Thank you cutting it off right at Shannon Sharpes part. The man has had nothing interesting to add to this topic since they started talking about it 😂😂😂😂.
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@big_sean_dub @AdamSchefter I got nothin……and I hate the eagles with my entire soul….and still nothin. I mean How many QBs did we see try it last week and go backwards? Lol.
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@shannonsharpeee @Like_im_emo To be fair and add context lol. Not only was it MJs last game ever , it was that refs last game as well. So he was like f**k it 😂😂😂.
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@ImpemboGanecue The MKs (Magic Kingz) . EPKs (Epcot Killaz) . And of Course. The MFs (Monorail Families) . Definitely going to Universal next time I’m down there.
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@RobbBeaux Tarp? They would’ve had this building demolished and replaced with a practice bubble.
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@big_business_ A soul crushing game one loss at home and this nigga still AURA FARMING….😂😂😂😂. Respect.
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@JourdanJD It still don’t understand how yall find it so difficult to believe that not every game was televised in the NBA in 1962.
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@NFL_Memes Belichick has been bossing around people in their mid 20s for over 40 years. I’m sure he can think of something.
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@MelinaQueendom_ “Twist of Fate Countered, RKO! RKO! My God the RKO out of nowhere!” . -Jim Ross-
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@KenHeLive It’s simple. The arguments are only to keep him out of being number one which he is. If you start naming his accomplishments rather than his failures….it would seem to obvious.
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@x3Taunt For all we know this story may never have happened. But being an MJ fan since I was 4 there’s no way you could convince me that if a regular nigga just swung on Mike he wouldn’t slip it lol. Like he’s gonna make you miss the first one bruh 😂😂😂.
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@Crimson_Mayhem_ I’ll be honest. I haven’t encountered this hate you are talking about the that’s mostly because I like to keep my interactions with racists to a minimum.
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“You get to live your dream of all dreams , CM Punk , you are a Wrestlemania main eventer.” . Seth Rollins:
I'm sorry I don't care what anyone says. Watching CM Punk overcome with emotion makes me care about this WrestleMania main event being official, plus, the favor is still a thing so it can end up being real good. Absolute scenes when Punk walks out of Mania as WWE Champion 🥲
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@Kamau_Afi @DustyWhoads Los Angeles Lakers sounds good because it’s familiar. But the name itself makes zero sense.
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@BrickMuse @realapp_ Whoever runs this account you have to actually start watching basketball. Bro was actually horrendous in the 4th quarter. They had to sub him out with like 3 minutes left or they would’ve lost by 15.
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@edsbs It wasn’t until this documentary came out that I found out his wife was the lady from the commercial and that’s how they met……. he cold lol
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@BleacherReport @NBCSWhiteSox Jose Ramirez ducks a huge right and then lands right hook on Anderson. Damn lol
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@shannonsharpeee I love D-Hop as a player but one of the reason he jumps from team to team is cuz bro be walking around like he’s Randy RiceGerald. You not like them bro…. especially at this age.
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@awfulannouncing Sorry Perk, this debate shit is an art and Shannon went head up with Skip “God Damn his soul” Bayless for like 7 years. You can’t hang lol.
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