💻 Jeremiah Hoyet 🕸️
@_hoyet
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Father to 3. Wifey @Schmiedeke. Web geek!
Raleigh, NC
Joined March 2007
Will code JavaScript, HTML, and CSS for money. DM me for details.
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Do it if it gets your interest peaked, but please actually learn JavaScript, HTML, and CSS! When I have interviewed people, you'd be absolutely shocked how many "expert" frontend devs couldn't get through a very basic problem that didn't involve a framework.
is it okay if i learn React first and then JavaScript?
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Memory prices have risen significantly recently. Time to start really paying attention to memory usage in your applications!
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You know what I'm trying to do, catch the action, and then tell me to go fuck myself.... Make it make sense!
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I did management for less than two years. I never once shit on an employee for "not knowing what they're doing". How do I know what I'm doing? Fucking up, figuring out the problem? Yes! That's how you learn shit! Sometimes you get it right the first time, most times no.
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I'm tired of this comparison. Frontend: Where is your code running? Oops, that one user isn't upgrading their browser. Your fault. Backend: You know where your code is running, but... Oops, something from the frontend broke the API. Your fault. It's all the same. It
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You're unwillingness to teach and not chastise people for not meeting your "standards" is the problem, not them trying and failing.
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I remember the first time I worked on a car with someone that knew a lot about working on cars. It was super helpful when they told me I was an "absolute idiot" for not doing something right, and then belittled me for not knowing.
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Your website has a non-functional hamburger menu... 🤣🤣
it's impossible to get anyone supporting bad software engineering to admit anyone is responsible for bad software engineering. all the blame goes to an amorphous entity in a parallel dimension.
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Honest question to frontend devs, do you know what about stacking contexts? https://t.co/ThhSuRyN8Z
developer.mozilla.org
Stacking context is a three-dimensional conceptualization of HTML elements along an imaginary z-axis relative to the user, who is assumed to be facing the viewport or the webpage. The stacking...
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Gotta say, I'm a noob at electrical stuff and I asked a question in a reply on this post. 💯 The community is great and explained it all to me
@EngineerChiefCE @Afghan_Engineer I was just about to ask this. I know it's only going to output 9V, but amps are increased by putting them in this sort of array?
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Usually TeamSpeak, then Steam. This was after I walked away, made a sandwich, brewed some coffee, walked my dog, and taken a trip to the bathroom... Still had to wait 10 seconds before logging in.
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ECMAScript excitement 😉 @webkit in Safari 26.2 ships support for... 🔶 Math.sumPrecise 🔶 [Weak]Map.prototype.getOrInsert (aka "Upsert") https://t.co/WkH94A1Z0J
webkit.org
Safari 26.2 is a big release.
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Using the LinkedIn "easy apply" feature and about 75% of the time the company asked for a link to you LinkedIn profile. I've never been on the receiving end of these when I was a manager, but...
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The worst part about being diabetic is ordering fast food. I asked for a Coke Zero, and about 1/4 of the way through it, I realized it's regular Coke. Not going to kill me, but holy fuck.
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Me to a future employer: What is your browser support policy? Them: We don't have one, the latest is it. Me:
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So, now that kids under 16 aren't allowed to use social media in Australia, does that mean forums are going to explode in popularity with the younger crowds?
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I'm sure I'm missing a trend by not putting "Vibe Coder" on my resume.
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