“andrew”
@_funmachine
Followers
337
Following
86K
Media
1K
Statuses
15K
i will be posting about it, or at least considering it
Virginia/Indiana
Joined July 2010
here’s the thing, if you post a picture of your cat I’m gonna hit the like button.
3
1
14
I’m counting like 12 dunes here.
First photo for ‘DUNE: PART 3’ from Denis Villeneuve . Filming has now begun.
0
0
5
mold gonna hit this fridge like a hydro bomb.
You should be jelly + jam maxxing. Go buy a jar of preserves right now
0
0
3
I don’t think we need to say everything that comes into our mind.
Nobody sluts it up like a former fat kid does.
0
0
1
yesss there’s a man in your mirror and he’s real. he’s really in there and he’s controlling the lights.
Mets.Ridgewood.Masters Degree.Zohran.Philadelphia.Nathan Fielder.WNBA.Mustache.Hinge. These are all the same thing. Are you seeing it?.
0
0
0
can confirm (three older sisters).
@EMPosts Being the youngest with two amazing (and proud) older sisters will keep you humble! 😂.
0
0
2
doing the math of when I was 22 and yeah it was this but with weyes blood and genmaicha.
1
0
1
they don’t want you to pace around outside for an hour in beautiful weather. bad for productivity or something.
0
0
5
this isn’t even my porch the university just doesn’t use this house so it’s always empty
0
0
9
they’ve got Alexander Scriabin on the dating apps now.
dating apps in SF are crazy, what do you mean you’re “post-romantic” ???.
1
0
2
bro last night was a murder mystery parody starring truman capote, peter falk, and peter sellers.
0
1
1