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“andrew”

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i will be posting about it, or at least considering it

Virginia/Indiana
Joined July 2010
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“andrew”
1 year
here’s the thing, if you post a picture of your cat I’m gonna hit the like button.
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pilot’s wearing a Purdue lanyard #uhoh.
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“andrew”
20 hours
I’m counting like 12 dunes here.
@DiscussingFilm
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First photo for ‘DUNE: PART 3’ from Denis Villeneuve . Filming has now begun.
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“andrew”
20 hours
mold gonna hit this fridge like a hydro bomb.
@other_st_nick
Maybe: Nick
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You should be jelly + jam maxxing. Go buy a jar of preserves right now
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“andrew”
20 hours
I don’t think we need to say everything that comes into our mind.
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hi im isaac
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Nobody sluts it up like a former fat kid does.
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“andrew”
21 hours
yesss there’s a man in your mirror and he’s real. he’s really in there and he’s controlling the lights.
@flowrmeadow
reëlect my buddy eric
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Mets.Ridgewood.Masters Degree.Zohran.Philadelphia.Nathan Fielder.WNBA.Mustache.Hinge. These are all the same thing. Are you seeing it?.
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“andrew”
21 hours
can confirm (three older sisters).
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Paula Wood
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@EMPosts Being the youngest with two amazing (and proud) older sisters will keep you humble! 😂.
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“andrew”
21 hours
might have an ice cream cone. before dinner #likethat.
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“andrew”
21 hours
and da nats winning da freaking world series.
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“andrew”
21 hours
doing the math of when I was 22 and yeah it was this but with weyes blood and genmaicha.
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“andrew”
21 hours
they don’t want you to pace around outside for an hour in beautiful weather. bad for productivity or something.
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“andrew”
21 hours
what are you doin up there
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“andrew”
22 hours
okay georges melies!.
@xcxarchives
charli xcx archive
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“andrew”
22 hours
this isn’t even my porch the university just doesn’t use this house so it’s always empty
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“andrew”
22 hours
on the porch with an #americano.
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“andrew”
24 hours
@trappedinazorb the likes are rolling in #brianwaswrong2025.
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“andrew”
1 day
RT @jmproductionsyt: shocking development
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“andrew”
1 day
they’ve got Alexander Scriabin on the dating apps now.
@ratsnotagain
erin
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dating apps in SF are crazy, what do you mean you’re “post-romantic” ???.
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“andrew”
1 day
bro last night was a murder mystery parody starring truman capote, peter falk, and peter sellers.
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