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5'4 | MPSN | feminist | weird & slightly unhinged | lover of dad jokes & one dark skinned man | lover of music, art, ice-cream, caprisonne & cold grapes
Joined April 2018
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You hear some pastors talk and just know their wives have never had an orgasm.
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idg why people hype up the island like it’s heaven. that place is as terrible as the rest of lagos pls
BRO HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAINLAND??????
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Person wey dey organize masterclasses on how to get angry
Tuga no fit follow you talk for five minutes make e no vex about something. Very angry fellow🤣
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Doing a pap smear is soo invasive and uncomfortable 😭😭😭.
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Not my man telling me he has a favor to ask of me. Turns out the favor is for me to think and let him know of wherever I'd like to go during my next off from work.
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Can't wait till I move to a new place where I can walk for longer hours. This 90 minutes I'm doing is no longer hitting it.
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Long shot but this is my last resort. Looking for someone/people I can carpool with from Yaba/Bariga axis to Ikoyi on Mondays to Thursdays. Tired of buses and Shuttlers doesn’t work for me🥺🥺😭😭
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😂😂😂 Awon defender of Yoruba culture did not have any issue with the spelling here. Proper bastards.
Tueh Tueh Tueh🎉🎉 If you see my shoulder’s up, nothing do my shoulders o. Na Owambe Thieves don enter N180M at the Nigeria Box Office I owe it to you all. Every single person who took out Money to watch this movie, everyone who promoted this movie online and offline and every
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One of the most popular grifts on TwitterNG right now is cosplaying as an ethnic champion defending your tribe against outside attackers.
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She does not have to be a lawyer to be treated with dignity. She just has a big nose, a feature that is very common among many poor Africans who will also not be considered shit in real life by many standards but they also deserve respect.
She’s a lawyer, most of the racists who trolled her aren’t shít in real life.
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Feel like eating M&M
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There are certain conversations I can not have on this app. But, I need to reiterate that life is deeply nuanced, and if you do not develop nuanced thinking, as well as critical thinking, you will struggle a lot in life.
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Hii. Please has anyone used any eye cream that actually got rid of their dark circles.
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This useless tribalism many young people are promoting on twitter is only for irrelevant things. They won't do tribalism for infrastructural development or even education to better their society, but they will do tribalism for "who owns soup or kpomo" Useless folks.
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Cry for help! Meet Mojisola, a wonderful human courageously battling breast cancer. Since April 2025, chemo side-effects have prevented her from working and statutory sick pay just isn’t enough. With visa restrictions blocking access to public funds, she’s turned to GoFundMe
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dapo is a brilliant journalist, please click the link on his bio to see his past articles and give him a job if you can🤲🏾.
So this is a public plea and closed mouths don't get fed but I am doing this after I have exhausted all available options. It's been a tough couple of months for me and I am buried in bills because a job that I expected to get didn't come through and it has set me back. 1/2.
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You guys don’t even realize that the premise of this argument is sexist. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This surname argument is exhausting. Does taking your husband’s surname make you a lesser or better feminist? No. It’s simply a matter of choice and agreement with your partner. •If you don’t want to change it, give your partner solid reasons and have that conversation. •If
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As a woman you can’t possess a name. You’re simply waiting for the next man to give it to you and if you reject that notion you must have solid reasons? To keep MY NAME?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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All these digging into her tweets, her businesses, her life, just because she said 90k/night in VI is outrageous. Because she dared question the value of real estate in Lagos. Stupid lowlife losers.
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