5'4 | MPSN | feminist | weird & slightly unhinged | lover of dad jokes & one dark skinned man | lover of music, art, ice-cream, caprisonne & cold grapes
I so much hate my current phase.
That said, I'm currently job hunting.
I'm a certified pharmacist with 7 years post induction experience and 5 years post nysc experience.
I'm currently looking for opportunities in hospitals, NGOs and industrial pharmaceutical companies.
Ladies reply with some of the reasons you stopped talking to a man.
But some people consider petty.
I’ll start- one time a Man called me and I was sorting out laundry to give my guy who washes for me.
He said: you mean you don’t wash clothes?
I never spoke to him again please
Loosing guard on my emotions tonight 😂;
The best part of my induction into the pharmacy profession was seeing my mum at the end of the hall with tears of joy streaming down her face
Like I was almost crying myself
Mama we did it and that day was just the start 😉❤❤
@CHIZY_N
"shorty killed my dreams with only that statement"
"I won't even knack if she was stark naked"
She wanted something light. "She" and not him.
You get?
Next year, I promise to take myself out more.
Get myself new nice things.
Stop being stingy with spending on myself.
All these not at the expense of my savings.
So help me God.
Amen. 💛
In 2018,
Sis got a scholarship
Bro got hypnotized and
#197500
was carted away with. I'm happy he was not kidnapped.
Bro gained admission into the university.
Elder Sis launched her business.
I started my internship as a pharmacist.
Parents are alive.
I'm grateful Lord 🙌🏿.
@UgwunnaEjikem
I wish it's this easy to "drop" the sad life though but I get sha.
No one really wants to be around anyone who is permanently draining. Not even therapists.
@CHIZY_N
@ani_nomso
"I go bless you after"
Meaning it doesn't have to be transactional in the "transactional" way.
The same way you take care of your guy or girl not because he or she is making demands but because you want to.
When it's transactional, it means you're obligated.
I gained my parents respect when they heard I was representing my school for the cowbellpedia 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't get to the finals though but till date they believe they have an intelligent daughter ☺️.
It is encouraging to see the Parents of these kids stating how they support them through their quest to emerge champions. The place of parental support in a Child’s life cannot be underestimated.
#Cowbellpedia
#CowbellAndMathAt20
Broken marriages fuck up children more than we think.
Please if you're going to be marrying anyone, do it because you've thought about your forever with the person and it was a pleasant dream
Marry with the mindset of living together for the rest of your life.
Please I need a job for my friend preferably in Lagos or Ibadan.
He is a graduate of Economics.
A member of ICAN and
A member of the Association of Accounting Technicians Scheme, West Africa.
He is very hardworking,diligent and reliable.
His CV is available on request.
Trying to get, force, or convince someone to smoke or drink more than they normally would with the hope that they'll lay down their guards and get down with you is also a form of coercion and you're a bloody bastard if you do this.
I hope the bastard in question sees this.
Quick facts about Postinor 2 you might be totally oblivious about.
1. Postinor-2 is an emergency contraceptive also known as “The Morning After Pill”.
2. It is not meant to be used as a regular method of contraception.
So this one just accused me as usual of not keeping in touch with him 🙍
Guy, me keeping in touch with you, chatting you up and checking up on you would only result in either of us catching feelings
Are we ready for that? 😒
So this fine customer of mine told me today at the pharmacy that he's single and not married without me asking him any question.
Y'all, I was right. I'm getting married next year 😁.
Dress and color code will be forwarded to everyone who matters very soon 😊.
@SubDeliveryZone
I hate people who can't clean their own mess but expect others to do their chores for them cz it's a test.
As far as you're not ill, you should be able to do your chores. If you can't, get a cleaner.
If I help you, it's because I want to and not because I'm obligated to.
I'm at a medical outreach where a pharmacist just finished educating adults (>50 years) on diabetes.
At the end, he told them to ask him questions.
Everyone kept mute.
Only for him to say he'll ask them questions if no one asks him anything.
Comman see questions 🤣🤣🤣
@SubDeliveryZone
@i_amsochi
Did she disappear because she of her tribe or she ghosted because she realized the futility of dealing with a family with tribalistic stereotypes?
I think I've gotten to that point in life in which I will tell you straight up if I like you.
The worst you can do is tell me the feeling is not mutual.
The worst you can tell me is "no" and really, it doesn't sound that bad.
It's way better than a forced energy 🌑
Just received a call from my mum
Her: Is everything okay with u?
Me: Yes mum. I just have slight headache
Her: Pharmacist 😒. Have u used paracetamol?
Me: Yes mum
Her: Ilerioluwa!!! You've not stopped telling lies🙆
😂😩😩That woman knows me so well.
Drugs are bitter 😩😒
So there's this guy I have a crush on in church
Just small crush o
His friend just collected my number few minutes ago
That's not the sad part
The sad part was that just as I was returning his phone back to him, my crush showed up 😭😭😭
I've lost my appetite😓
@SubDeliveryZone
@damz__
@SlimDokita
As impolite as it looks like,
1. The guy was either telling you his intentions which to me is better than dangling a relationship in your front or
2. That reply was pure sarcasm
My cousin needs a job.
He has a Bachelor of Science degree in Business Administration and he's also a member of the Chartered institute of personnel management.
His career interest is in Human resources management and Administration.
Kindly help me retweet.
So a 16 year old girl (based on her look) walked into the pharmacy two days ago to complain about the generally termed toilet infection.
While asking her questions (SOAP) I got to know she is actually 13 years and she's in SS 1)
Update!!!
Came back today. I wrote him a prescription. He looked at it nd said my writing wasn't really fine so I gave him a pen nd a paper to write something.
Man wrote his name nd asked me if I'm also interested in having his number.
Who sells asoebi on the timeline 😂😂😂?
Just finished attending to this fine ass man.
Neatly dressed
Hair well kept
Uses glasses
Smelled nice
Captivating smile
I was smiling all through like a fool 🤦🏿♂️😭😂😂
@alexlobaloba
Nha. Not at all. I love fending for myself same way i love working. Doesn't mean I don't mind my man splurging on me once in a while as far as he can afford it.
It's a relationship. Supposed to be symbiotic not parasitic.
Twitter people are crazy 🤦🏿♂️
He now has a brother and a father.
His greatgrandfather will soon send messages from heaven telling us Asiwaju is not with them
1. Don’t put too much pressure on him. It makes him scared.
2. Be good to him. Nigga has gone through a lot already.
3. Don't nag!!!
4. I can get him back any day I want tho 😂 😂😎
A guy came to the pharmacy this evening and bought something worth
#2030
and paid for all with crisp
#100
note
I had to double check for like 15 minutes to be sure it wasn't fake😂😂
Been a very long while since I saw crisp looking Naira notes😊
Just finished attending to this fine ass man.
Neatly dressed
Hair well kept
Uses glasses
Smelled nice
Captivating smile
I was smiling all through like a fool 🤦🏿♂️😭😂😂
@trending_medic
I'm not certain anyone would.
Would it make me uncomfortable? Absolutely.
Would I throw a tantrum in her presence? Absolutely not. Might have a conversation with my man about how I feel though.
Would I allow my mom do same whenever my bro brings a woman home? Absolutely not.
Let’s be factual. Majority of Nigerian women are not right for you.
Try dating a girl who isn’t from Nigeria. And you’d realize Nigerian men go through a lot.
Before you ppl crucify me. I said “Majority “ so if you are mad at this tweet. You are part of them. ✌🏽
@PRINCE_VIIII
Wait what 😐
Have you tasted Kelloggs cornflakes? That thing tastes like rubber when you add milk to the flakes. It's only ideal for chewing raw
Don't come at Nasco
Please dear😐
Once I like you, I start thinking of ways to spoil you 🤦🏿♂️.
It's most times not something expensive.
The problem is "liking you". I don't like people easily 🤦🏿♂️