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27 - ⓘ Is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world? A lover of musicals, science, sitcoms, and puzzles.
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The greatest thing I heard this week:
"If you ever need to explain what irony is, just say: 'Every time a bell rang, Pavlov thought about feeding his dogs.'"
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If Lagbaja is your uncle, help us beg him to upload his music on streaming platforms.
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Don't pay for surgery - use YouTube.
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So, a cheat doesn't want to marry a cheat?
I thought iron sharpeneth iron.
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Join the protesters tomorrow. We won't vote for you but at least they won't kill us when you're in our midst. Let us use you as you have used us time and again.
No one deserves to be shot at or killed simply because they are protesting against the injustices of the system.
#EndPoliceBrutality
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When I see a budding gist on the tl, first thing I do is to follow all the parties involved.
So that when they lock account, they will lock me inside too.
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I owe my kids the bliss of inexistence.
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The most beautiful thing about this formula is the process of deriving it. It was mind-blowing.
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You people find this funny?
My humour radar must be broken.
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If e sure for you, tweet this in English.
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How does it make sense that an interview is conducted in Hausa and is subtitled in Hausa? How?
Wannan mutumin ne ya kirkiro SARS a shekarar 1984, sai dai ya ce yana da-na-sanin yin hakan yanzu...
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Not everyone operates in toxic circles. Some of us are almost 10 years in this app with not a single controversy to our names.
So far you get Twitter account and your people dey here, you go still cast one day. Na turn by turn.
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You hear some pastors talk and just know their wives have never had an orgasm.
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Is it still pride or are we ready to accept that he is blatantly disrespectful?
But I swear burna boy is disrespectful Sha
😂😂😂... Like dude calm ur blood
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Daddy Freeze who is a lion when it comes to attacking pastors became camera-hypeman for HushPuppi.
Two type of frauds; different loyalties.
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Hearing "more music at Naijaloaded dot com..." when he takes over the aux cord. 🚩🚩🚩
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Gonna say this once:
Ike's sexiness died the minute he left Big Brother. Now that he has to wear clothes, he looks like Onitsha Karl Lagerfeld.
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Omo, it's not by force to do start-up.
You can't be owing people months in salaries, and when you want to pay back, it's suddenly based on 'performance review' and other variables.
Onigbese that is forming CEO.
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@Brizzyd21
@olushola_shola
@akindolu
Not when the toddler is feeling entitled. If not tamed, he'd grow to be an entitled brat who won't take rejection lightly and what's to tell how far he'll go to get what he wants.
So, no. It's not cute.
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We are either going to really love this or really hate it. No in-betweens.
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Ever heard of the National Assembly?
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Your ex isn't your property. You don't get to decide who he/she can't date.
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I couldn't even finish the
#sexforgrades
video before tearing up.
I remember when I told my parents about the lecturers harassing me for sex.
One kept seizing my papers during tests and arguing that I wasn't a virgin while promising to "take care of me" for grades.
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Tech is a rewarding field, agreed.
Should we encourage more people to join? Yes.
But all this "if you know what is good for yourself, better join tech" sentiment that some of you have started manifesting is weird and irritating af!
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Men have normalised using friendship as a Trojan horse for sex.
It's such a weird thing and it's irritating that I have to deal with this when navigating friendships with men.
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But silhouette challenge had you folks drafting thesis on why women are to blame for entertaining perverts.
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The scriptwriter really used homelessness as a premise for a luxury real estate ad. 💀
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My boyfriend uploaded a picture of me. His dad commented. 😊😊😊😊
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"There is no menopause with god, just menocomma." 🤦🏾♀️
I really had my bath for this.
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Jackie Chan was so daring that no insurance company was willing to cover him. He and his team were blacklisted. 😑
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04/04:
I love this shirt so much.
Unfortunately, I don't have the boobs to sexy it up.
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Will they? Cause we have decades of evidence that prove that they won't.
Anyone instigating bloodshed in Nigeria shall meet their doom.
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Ebiye's humour might not be consistent but his stupidity is.
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The bar is a psychiatry ward.
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Quite ungrateful for someone who has such a solid fanbase despite offering nothing of value to deserve it.
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Garri is usually naked. What's your point?
If GARRI can sell more than INDOMIE after all d adverts,who told u dat u have to dress half naked to get a man's attention....
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- I literally do not know how to ask for help. I'd rather do every thing myself than talk about it.
- Everytime someone moods changes around me, I start to feel like an inconvenience.
- I am most comfortable alone so much that no one is allowed to visit me.
People that were raised by extremely strict parents, how has that affected you as an adult?
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If you worship a god out of the fear of eternal damnation, you're in an abusive relationship dear.
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I cannot take you seriously if you genuinely think that Korra is better than Aang.
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And unreleased they should remain...
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There is something to be said about "Quality elementary schools" and their need to alter the accent of their pupils.
The fact that she's ruling out indigenous pronunciations is what's annoying me tbh.
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The word(s) you're looking for - Sensory Incorporation.
Yo this is actually crazy. I slept off listening to a sermon and I had a dream still hearing the audio. Like everything was in sync. I can’t even explain but what?
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I'm confused when you agreed that Nigerian Lives Matter, what did you mean?
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Correction:
We didn't take our father's names. They were assigned to us.
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You've said all there is to be said about it:
They kissed.
The End.
...to God be the Glory.
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I mean...
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Had the most amazing day thanks to you.
Thank you for the wishes, credit alerts and gifts. 💕
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Being a creative is spending the first 3 days 13 hours frustrated from a lack of inspiration and the last 2.5 hours delivering the quality output you're famous for.
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