A Comet ☄️
@TheIfedolapo
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ⓘ Is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
Somewhere only we know.
Joined May 2015
The greatest thing I heard this week: "If you ever need to explain what irony is, just say: 'Every time a bell rang, Pavlov thought about feeding his dogs.'"
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I haven’t broken down in a while; just emotions detonated in fragments. I guess that’s how resilience negotiates with exhaustion. Oh well...
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With the release of this album, you'll find me at Victony's come December 21. 🥰
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Hi guys, I need help finding a good growth marketer. It's important that this person is able to lead themselves and is solution-driven. Comp: ₦750k–₦1m monthly. Drop a handle. Send a DM. Treat as urgent.
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give your shit a middle part and move on
Djing unshaved is weird 😕
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hi ex baby here I actually wanted to be aborted
Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted.
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7 took me out. 😂
Did you know that Prophet Muhammad did not ‘yawn’ in his lifetime? Also, he had no shadow even in the sun, moon, or light. 😂😂😂
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I remember Caustic Bob.
Anyhow people are liars lmao Old twitter was AWFUL I just remembered SubDeliveryMan era and that was INSANE
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As how?
mavos run might clear asake 2022 and mayorkun 2018
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O je farabale
The worst reply to “I love you” is…
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How is Maki a safe space for women who have been abused, please!!!!!!!!!!! Can we all get a grip??!!
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The biggest takeaway from the unfortunate events of the last few days is simple, many of you should not be taken seriously. You stand for nothing, and it would be okay if you didn’t try to bully people who disagree with you. I’ve always known that “right” and “wrong” on this app
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I understand the Ryan Reynolds disdain, but what I don't get is the false notion that he's a bad actor. I grew up watching that dude and he's everything but bad at his craft.
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Drug abuse is NOT a life hack. Also, you are playing a dangerous game with your body.
Yup. I use the birth control pill to do this. If I don’t want my period to come in a month, I skip the white pills and start a new pack. I usually do it during exams 🫠
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