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was in a call with my friends the other night and told them that max's actor was absent for most of the final season of wizards of waverly place so they just had him transform into a little girl. they thought i was gaslighting them
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fun fact: the reason why the “if” is so small on every cover is because he lost the civil court case from nicole’s family. they had jurisdiction over how the covers looked
Thinking about when OJ Simpson wrote a book titled “If I Did It,” in which he states he didn’t kill Nicole, but tells details about the murder only the killer would know.
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the trio of child prodigy, horny guy, and water girl is truly undefeated
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its fucked up how video games are generally considered the lowest form of art (if some people even classify them as art) when they are literally the amalgamation of almost every known artform with the added addition of direct input from the player
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nickelodeon movies really dropped peak twice in one year and then never came close to that afterwards
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this is just "are you mentally stable or are you in-shape"
you HAVE to spend 24 hours in either SILENT HILL or RACOON CITY, which do you choose?
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it will never not be funny to me that the creator and voice of flapjack is just this tatted up dude who voluntarily lived on a deserted island and in a mexican jungle
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wow you're telling me they didn't remove or censor anything, they just put a warning beforehand that some of it is outdated and prejudiced?
that's literally the objectively best way to do rereleases, why are you mad
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the people have forgotten matthew lillard in senseless (1998)
just seen a fnaf fan say that ‘m*tthew lillard isn’t prepared for gay ppl to be obsessed with him’
like the man was in scream. And scooby doo. hes got a degree in internet gays loving him.
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once in a while i remember when they did a rap battle between matthew lillard and shaggy (musician) and how insanely unbalanced it was
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an hour into my playthrough of baldur's gate 3 i told a kid they had potentional at being a good thief and the game brought that back 70 hours later
Agreed.
Here you go, Spider-Man 2 gameplay vs Baldur's Gate 3
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i now firmly believe "original, separate story set in the same universe" is the best approach for video game adaptations
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there was a reason
Fully convinced that if you grew up with the Star Wars Prequels, one of the guys was your favorite Jedi for no explainable reason
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maybe he should ask your dad
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i genuinely just a need a show where Stephen A Smith talks about fictional characters like they're real. it's one of the most consistently entertaining things i've ever seen
Stephen A Smith answers who wins in a street fight between Ratatouille and Stuart Little.
“Stuart Little lived in the confines of a nice habit, posh, affluent lifestyle, he ain’t ever had to worry about some cheese. Ratatouille? He had it rough!”
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once in a while i remember the scrapped monsters inc sequel and how the leaked plot for it sounded better than almost every sequel pixar's ever made
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it took almost 40 years for them to realize that the coolest thing about the predator is you can drop them into any setting you choose and it will be the rawest shit ever
The new ‘Predator’ movie has been titled ‘BADLANDS.’
The movie will be set in the future.
(Via:
@THR
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look at the replies
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official mcdonald’s werewolf yuri
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ironically bob was saving more people by helping them loophole their way through modern private insurance than he was when he was a literal superhero
fighting the true evil of this world
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Hellena Taylor spreading misinformation because she wanted to get paid 10x the union pay instead of the 4x union pay she was offered (she has now made it drastically harder for VAs to advocate for better pay in general)
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seeing this video trend on tiktok with a bunch of goofy little parodies or artists drawing charicatures of these two while when it trends on twitter it turns into a debate as to whether or not this kid should hate his dad really sums up how miserable this platform is
This kid is going to grow up and resent his father for this
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in case you were curious about the quality of tiktok live there’s a stream of someone making a freddy fazbear plush twerk endlessly and it has 2.3k viewers
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guys i have horrible news.... as if the game can't get any worse, i just found out minecraft worlds are AI-generated. this can't be true.... say it ain't so reggie..... 😭😭
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never forget that the only reason this is just now happening is because stephen hillenburg explicitly said he never wanted spongebob spin-offs and the instant he died nickelodeon put this shit into production
Premiering this July, the CG-animated prequel series (13 episodes) follows 10-year-old SpongeBob during his summer at sleepaway camp and stars Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Clancy Brown, Carolyn Lawrence and Mr. Lawrence, all of whom are reprising their iconic roles
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isn't it crazy that the only reason the meme that doom runs on anything was able to happen is because john carmack insisted on the game being made open source
is there a love more devout on this earth than what the fans of doom (1993) have for making it run on everything possible?
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i’m actually the 21 kid (photo evidence attached)
They got called out lying about being the rdm kid by the real rdm kid.
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the other night i dreamt that this guy was trying to kill me i wish i were kidding idk why help
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this is the tv show based off the comic where a major character was shown failing to stop 9/11 while screaming the n-word over and over
Eric Kripke says he was working on a scene for ‘THE BOYS’ Season 4 today “that might be the batshit craziest thing we've ever done?”
“Like I truly can't believe we got away with it.”
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part of why analogue horror is so fascinating to me is that, depending on the person, their sense of humor, and what they fear, it is either horrifying or the absolute funniest shit ever
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fortnite adding the little string dance conan does as an emote only for it to forever become the gooner horny emote is really funny to me
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the level of unawareness needed to think that the show wants you to agree with the character who's whole thing is that he's the evilest child on the planet is astonishing
South Park is now taking on the transgender bathroom issue. Nailed it.
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cars
decent public transportation would make them useless for 90% of people, they’re awful for the environment, require massive amounts of infrastructure purely for them, kill/injure millions of people per year, and almost solely exist to keep corporations insanely rich
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"the game is fixed" is the hardest line for a game trailer in years
Become stronger, faster, better.
#PhantomLiberty
launches on September 26th – pre-order now and get ready to take Night City by the horns. 😈
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the parody here of “smash hit eurodance song is immediately followed up by a worse version” seems to be lost on most people
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one of these games is actually finished and the other is hytale
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just occurred to me that 4/5 main characters in the original run of clone high were clones of people who got brutally murdered
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paddington would warm ted's cold heart with kindness and marmalade
Max Burkholder, who plays John Bennett in the ‘TED’ series, says Ted would win a fight with Paddington:
“I mean, Paddington is a physical bear, he got claws and teeth but Ted would like just shoot him with a gun.”
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it’s crazy how this is almost exactly what they wound up doing except they made peter buff so he’d fit over the standard fortnite model proportions
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what the fuck happened to kiryu
Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name feels like an appropriate lead-in to Infinite Wealth in ways both good and bad that gives a satisfying bit of back story to account for Kiryu’s presence in Hawaii.
Our review:
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The year is 2007, Silent Hill is given to a developer with a bad record.
The year is 2012, Silent Hill is given to a developer with a bad record.
The year is 2024, Silent Hill is given to a developer with a bad record.
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omni-man’s fatality but it ends when i die or get a boner
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the fortnite raiden model is a red jacket away from being dante
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therealbowling after this post
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only just learned that the guy who made this is now the actual voice of cleveland
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fun fact if you tell them they sound old it makes them shut up like 75% of the time
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the person in charge of casting for the barbie movie was somehow in some kind of tom and jerry bit where they kept blindly dodging the worst casting choices possible
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the fallout show gets significantly funnier once you realize it plays the same musical sting nearly every time it cuts to the ghoul
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actually this is the bionicle song
18 years ago, the all american rejects released 'move along'
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lmao multiversus devs changed garnet's losing animation so its no longer her just straight up dying
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i think its funny that cyberpunk 2020/2077 lore has so much dumb-sounding made up slang but the term "corpo" has actually managed to take off
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valve and facepunch about to get free lawsuit money i think
Nintendo files numerous patents for Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom mechanics
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the two things everyone wants to support most right now: mcdonalds and warner bros
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"english voice cast from the OG will be intact"
no no it's ok if you don't get tara strong back. you really don't have to. please hire anyone else
Lollipop Chainsaw RePOP screenshots, Yoshimi Yasuda also confirms english voice cast from the OG will be intact
set to launch Summer 2024, also players can choose either Yoko Hikasa san or Eri Kitamura san when selecting Japanese VO.
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why does facebook think people want to be in “the metaverse” as a fake version of themselves instead of as a furry or an anime girl with huge breasts
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yeah younger generations love video games
you'd have to be a complete moron to totally pull out of the industry and shut down multiple prolific studios right when video games began to overtake film and tv in popularity. hope whoever would do that gets fired
Bob Iger quote today:
“When I saw Gen Z and Gen Alpha, and Millennials — the amount of time they were spending in terms of total media screen time on video games, it was stunning. Equal to what they spend on TV and movies.
The conclusion I reached -- we have to be there.”
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ngl saul goodman is actually a very solid lawyer his only big issue is that all his methods are illegal
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learning that the word nimrod only became an insult because of daffy duck is hilarious
sarcastically calling elmer fudd a biblical hunter unintentionally made his name a generic insult forever
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characters that feel like they should be in fortnite but aren't yet
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using ai to do something that you literally could not do without it is not the same as just using it to replace actual creative work
something something hypocrisy something something if i see one more person worship infinite craft im gonna lose it
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sad that vr hasn’t fully taken off because facebook wants to try and make life a shitty vrchat clone instead of embracing the insane stuff you can do in vr games compared to normal games
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"people are mad that we canceled the only justification we had for making overwatch 2. i need pharah and baptiste to be bisexual by next week"
Introducing “As You Are”, a new short story about identity, love, and friendship starring Baptiste & Pharah 🧡💙
Read it here 📖
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this image is like a nuclear bomb it is so hard not to respond to everyone that slightly annoys me with it
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