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@__arleigh
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It’s not a “hot” take, it’s completely wrong in a “the temperature that melted Chernobyl” kind of way. Beyond lame.
Maybe a hot take, but I don't think you should be allowed to say this in court?????????????? That's insane.
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RT @__arleigh: Hey can I reset the game? I decided I don’t like the way my character traits got rolled.
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RT @davepl1968: I'm so old I wrote that!. That's assuming it's the Windows version, which is the one I worked on. The Win9x game, art, and….
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I am the newest hire at my job so when my coworkers ask me how to do something I just have to wonder who is driving this damn bus.
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“Please be patient I’m a new driver” welcome to hell I’m going to do donuts around your vehicle.
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Not what happened in the movie and then also I scrolled through this person’s account and it’s like some of the fucking saddest shit I’ve ever seen. There are people walking the earth that just do this.
Reminder that James Gunn's Superman said "fuck this kid and those people" and decided to save first world Metropolis instead.
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I’m just trying to upgrade my phone why does it feel like I’m rerouting power from the mechanism of a live nuke to neutralize it and also keep the orphans warm during the winter in the same operation.
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YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID AND I PERSONALLY WILL ENSURE YOU ARE MEMORIALIZED AS THE CATALYTIC FORCE BEHIND THE FALL OF THE EMPIRE.
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RT @MadsPosting: "We are buried in resumes".Will you freeze hiring and interview applicants then?."No, we are always hiring.".*Posts the sa….
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You’re grounded.
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Was just at a dive bar with the tagline “Ageless charm without yuppie bastardization” and while a little wordy it goes hard as fuck.
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IM KIDDING IM KIDDING. Also, if you own the gunmetal ford fiesta outside, some guy threw your car like Peyton manning with the colts (not the broncos, the other horses). It was crazy. Yes I have always had these glasses.
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Took us less time and I can’t even pick up a car OR be bothered to hold doors open for people.
can't believe people thought clark confessing he loves lois after 3 months was crazy do you have any idea how much time that is that's 90 days that's so much time none of you are real lovers.
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If you’re that fucking weird and crazy🤪 maybe you should take the bus more often or something man.
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I do feel very strongly that using the term “normie” outside of ironic instances is incredibly fucking weird.
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My new boss and coworkers keep telling me that they think I’m smart and it’s creating a terrible imposter syndrome since I find a new reason every day that I’m the stupidest motherfucker on the planet.
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You know when there’s a phrase that’s also coincidentally a meme but the phrase is commonly used in both contexts on nearly a day to day basis and then you meet somebody who you know, for a fact, is smugly using the phrase in the meme context? Hello? Is this thing on.
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