i love that this guy from my kindergarten class has been dreaming of my mom’s fry bread for over 20 years AND THAT HE MESSAGED ME FOR THE RECIPE !!!

imagine being caught having an affair at a Coldplay concert.

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” yeah well i asked Spoken Reason and they said “why you making statements…. ASSUMING????”.

never get in the way of the emotionally damaged woman (me) and the love of her life (my dog—brando).

jimmy olsen can’t have a distraction bc he’s a hard hitting journalist ! he can’t give up his weekends !.

RT @sweetiddies: “i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” yeah well i asked my heart and it said i will follow you into the dark.

i have evil vibes right now .straight horrid .evil witch ones . i know i’m going to get a “hey so i had this dream about you” message tomorrow.

this is a jake a fan account.

one time, when we were watching ted lasso but we weren’t dating, kirk was like “god she’s hot” and normally i would have been really insecure and pissed but i was like “no, you’re 1000% right” and it’s made me feel gorgeous as i’ve shaped out.

this is hilarious on so many levels but the main level is that this isn’t their homeland 😭

if she could see me now

the way he defensively answered is truly @__arleigh coded.

did pre workout once and felt bugs under my skin… never again.

got promoted to task lead

when you really think about it. James Gunn saw krypto and said “what if he’s just scrappy-doo that’s actually good and non-verbal”.

RT @__arleigh: Related: it is super underrated to come home to wife (girlfriend) and son (dog).

i didn’t find Superman attractive bc i know he’s a married man and a wife guy. so i’m like, good for her and good for him.

[In the “Are We Dating the Same Person: Meteopolis” Facebook]. Hi, so I am seeing a reporter at the Daily Planet named Jimmy Olsen….

that one high school marching band couple that’s always right in front of your locker.

her saying that they were just “seeing each other” was soooooooo asdfghjkl; that’s like when i told people i thought we should give kirk another chance.

i have been rocking with this vision for a while… y’all never watch my spaces.