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I am screaming at this exchange LMAOOOO
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You bogus for posting a childโs address on the internet
My 5-year-old told me a school friend gave him his address so he can go over for play dates.
The address:
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One of my daughter teammates pointed out that millennials always clap before they start dancing and now I canโt unsee it lmao
Millennials running the classroom now huh?? ๐๐ญ
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Mitch work at Bad Bitch Enterprise
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Your stomach just called me a fat greasy bitch
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No. I think itโs wrong to travel abroad to promote Christianity.
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If yall don't fry his ass up
Rescue chicken learning to walk again with therapy wheelchair
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He left the coke too
Got mugged last night (Iโm fine)
Guy wanted my wallet but I couldnโt find it quick enough so he took my whole bag
I walked past the bodega it happened in front of just now and found my wallet out front, cash still inside
Highly recommend havin a wallet that looks like trash
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Lmfaoooo they had to be black LMAOO
Willem Dafoe learned that he had a distinctive face during a subway ride years ago.
โI heard one guy say โYeah, itโs got to be him. Nobody looks like that motherfuckerโ. That's when I knew.โ
(Source: )
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He also pregnant... Congratulations... Hope you don't lose custody of this one
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โAinโt no boy in no gym shoes gonna talk to me like that.โ
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That man in the maroon shirt is basically every man on Twitter. Yโall be Ray Charles to your friends outrageous behavior
So she wouldnโt give him her number and he did this ๐
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Man I was so excited to use "Do you have any McDonald's money" but when I did she gave me her piggy bank with $432 inside๐
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RT for good luck
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Touching that spot of precum on his boxers and saying oh you getting wet for me>>>>>>>>
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You gonna take your kid to Miami and get a table? The fuck?
I donโt see how hoes go out out town for they birthday nshit but take they child to some Chuck E. Cheese type shit for theirs. Iโll never be that mother lol
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He a family man
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In all honesty the kappas should have made Boosie honorary by now. The way yโall be shimmying all over yourselves to Wipe Me Down
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Shit they be lying to our asses too
"Yes we are family friendly, yes there is room for lots of growth"
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At this diner. Food is trash. Waitress is mean.
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But the Covid vaccine was where they drew the line ๐ซค
I canโt believe ppl are risking taking Ozempic, them side effects are hell.
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@chrissyteigen
I want to insert an inappropriate joke but I'm afraid you'll destroy my soul
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SPREAD THEM ASSCHEEKS OPEN MAKE THAT PUSSY CRACK A SMILE
My pussy:
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He fell asleep don't have to suck dick tonight
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My daughter and her friends have a whole group chat full of voice notes pictures and emojis because nobody can read ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Can yโall stop putting videos of that man sliding the panties off salmon filets on my timeline
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I got a sew in and she started rolling a blunt on top of my head ๐
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Itโs so dumb
I hate doing taxes. Not because they're difficult to do or anything, but the fact that we have to do them at all
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Lol I'd hack into his sex doll and change her voice to Goofy's
Him: take that dick
Sex doll: HY-YUUUCK
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You can tell who was doing the grinding beat in the back of the class during Biology
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LMAO damn you must really hate black women you automatically assume I'm getting a child support check... Go to hell
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@NotSoNewlywedPC
Mine was playing a fighting game on the switch and said โIMMA BEAT THAT ASS!โ Lmaoo
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Rare footage of Sisqo transcending race
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RT
@peta
Over 300 million chickens were killed for the 1.3 billion wings going to be eaten this
#SuperBowlSunday
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It said NeoSoul not Reggaeton
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WOW THIS SHIT MADE IT TO TWITTER!!!
Ok so this dude went to Virginia Tech and is stealing pics of my friend and using them as his own. He's setting up dates with women and when they find out he is cat fish he offers them money to go back to his house. Please RT
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@pholanthropist
A lot of people have high expectations of others regarding community but do not reciprocate those same things. The entitlement is insane
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Fam said โWHY I OUGHTAโ
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You was turning heads cause you was in kindergarten dressed like Hillary Clinton
You know what's funny? Due to my height and family not having money I ended up with a lot of my mom's friends and their daughters clothes. Talbots was a staple in my closet and I was turning heads. If you don't know how to style, just say that.
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Unpacking and found a list of goals I wrote for myself when I was 15
Iโve accomplished every single one of them ๐ฅน
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But I have custody of my daughter tho ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Mispronouncing a word youโve never heard only read
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This the menโs business we be talking about. Do more of this
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After this we realized she needed a bank account, so we took the money and opened a custodial account with
@Stash
. She loves to check her account and watch her money grow. I make it a point to tell her to save HER money and spend everyone else's ๐
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@fergnerduson
It's actually complications from the flu and this happens every single year we are just seeing more media coverage. The flu has always been deadly
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Your penis should be 9 inches long, if it isn't, change your diet, detox and then kill yourself
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Joe: You make sure you take all the lightbulbs out this bitch Barack! Leave them hoes in the dark
Barack: Joe... We're fine
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Snoop was leaving a store by my house when I was 13 and stepped on my shoe. He said a very polite "My bad little homie are you ok?"
if anyone has any nice allegations against a celebrity that would be great too. does a famous actor give good christmas presents. does lady comedian alwyays smoke people out
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THESE GHETTO HOOD BITCHES DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT
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10 beautiful kids stand before me, but I only have 6 photos in my hand. And these photos represent the kids that I'm taking to Chuck E. Cheese
The reason I grind so hard 6 out of my 10 kids had fun wit my babies today โค๏ธ
#ProudFather
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I'm so glad I'm an adult now. Going to vacation Bible School was TRASH. That wasn't no damn vacation grandma
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@NotLaja
I feel like he was always trying to keep up with the young artists instead of just being himself
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@tbeanie97
My daughter had to post a video for class explaining a picture she drew and you could see the other kidโs and teacherโs videos too. She kept watching them all because she misses school and all her friends.
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โMY CHILDREN WILL NOT BE POOR LIKE YOU!!!โ
Dear People, IF YOU ARE NOT FROM ATLANTA, DONT COME HERE AND PLEASE GO HOME. I OWN THINGS IN THIS CITY, A LOT OF BLACKS OWN THINGS IN THIS CITY, FROM BANKHEAD TO BUCKHEAD. DO NOT DESTROY PROPERTY THAT NEGATES THE DECADES OF WORK. MY CHILDREN WILL NOT BE SET BACK BY YOU!
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The Vice President at my last job was a white woman making 300K with no advanced degrees. She often told me, a black woman with certs and advanced degrees, I should be satisfied with my salary because it "was a lot of money for me"
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@chvnelno5
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He just moist without a choice right now. That's all. Don't be ashamed ๐ค
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Muted cause I donโt give a shit about yโall excuses
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I'm a mix of "who all gonna be there" black" and "I put the wrong time on invitations so you muthafuckas can show up on time" black
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Yโall are so disrespectful to Dominique Dawes. ๐ฅบ
Are y'all seeing this?? Dianne Durham and Gaby Douglas walked and now look at the Olympic gymnastics team?! I'm gonna shed a tear
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@theejenbunny2
Along with the build-a-man rhetoric. If he donโt have it together, he never will!
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Almost said my daughter then I remembered the time she told her pediatrician I had on a wig and that her dad totaled his car. So nobody
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Dog like "Chadwick, Fam..." RT
@LordKabelo
: This dog REALLY wants to address the elephant in the room.. ๐
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One taught me love.
One taught me patience.
One taught me pain.
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LMAO y'all remember candy cigarettes? What the fuck were adults thinking back then
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I don't see anything about money being sent
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Iโm ok not sharing or explaining his influence to those other generations. He was ours. We loved and appreciated him and his music... Thatโs it. Rest in Power Dark Man X
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Yโall pray for my baby. She lost her very best friend today ๐
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My boss is offended I still wear a mask in office even though my office is 98% vaccinated. I told him my child isnโt vaccinated and his reply was โOh I forgot about themโ Well bitch I DID NOT
Just praying for these kids who canโt be vaccinated but have irresponsible adults around them.
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THE FUCK SHE DOING WITH ALL THAT ASS. I was not aware
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Do yourselves a favor and never eat here.!I saw one employee taking money out the register and another serving cherry pie with his bare hands. I'm not sure how this place is still in business
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