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I'm the witty bad ass Black woman on your timeline. TU Alumna. actor. filmmaker. IG: flawlesshysteria

Joined August 2009
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your stepmom
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How niggas be when they come home after a long night of cheating
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your stepmom
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No disrespect but I thought this was David Spade 😭😭😭
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4 years
I know this ain’t a trailer for a check release.
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Checks are on the way.
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your stepmom
8 years
Come within 50 feet of Karrueche
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5 years
. I’d kinda prefer breakfast lmfao.
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7 years
I have no words. Just. fear.
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your stepmom
6 years
God I come to you humble and weary. .
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your stepmom
8 years
Although I didn't read the article, I agree
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9 years
My momma would have beat me until I was 13 again
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your stepmom
8 years
In the words of the legendary Nelly, it's gettin hot in herre
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California State Senator has called for the release of Melania Trump’s immigration papers:
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8 years
Are white people raised to be disrespectful, inconsiderate, evil creatures or does that just develop somewhere during puberty?
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American spring break revelers chant Trump’s ‘build the wall’ while partying in Cancun: report
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5 years
@brownrekluseb Yeah. makes a lot of sense to me seeing as though the Bible was rewritten. I don’t believe some of it either.
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your stepmom
5 years
@therealgailinax @RIPpanties_ I had never seen lice before this and I now don’t understand how this is a normal thing to happen. I am disturbed and blessed to be BLICKITY BLACK 😭😭💀💀.
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your stepmom
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@bimboyugari Nah agreed he ain’t leave no crumbs left for my good sis.
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2 years
@SomaKazima @obreezy_3 AARON AND HIS OLD LEATHER COUCH.
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your stepmom
8 years
I was gonna cuss you out but then I saw you were obese so all that fat might be clogging your arteries, preventing circulation to your brain
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your stepmom
7 years
@BYN_ON Well you’re not very different from the men in that thread then which is sad. I’ll pray for you.
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@BYN_ON I hope you’re joking sis.
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your stepmom
8 years
RT if you think she's beautiful but you also think darkskin women are just as beautiful
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your stepmom
8 years
If i send you a selfie, a nude, a motherfucking picture of my thigh, i want heart eyes. Drool emoji. Dinner plate emoji. and about 6 of each. Don’t slack. Give effort. Fuck you thought this was.
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your stepmom
8 years
PEDOSEXUAL? Y'all are not about to normalize sexual relations with children. Get the fuck.
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They gotta be kidding me with this shit.
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1 year
My abuser was sentenced to jail today. It’s a good day.
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your stepmom
8 years
Please. just fall so madly in love with yourself that you set an example on how you deserve to be loved and don't accept any less.
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your stepmom
2 months
Today, I finished paying off my car 😭😭🥳🥳🥳.
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your stepmom
6 years
@SourSweet__GONE *me thinking of drunk times with my women friends*
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your stepmom
8 years
Ride or die means you stick around when life puts your S/O through hell, NOT when they are putting you through hell. Learn the difference.
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1. Don't believe words. Believe actions. When a person shows you their true colors, believe them.
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your stepmom
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White parents call your boyfriend your boyfriend. Black parents call him "your little friend".
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8 years
Love shouldn't have you crying alone at night. Love shouldn't be more of you giving yourself with nothing in return.
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8 years
Women, if a man blatantly shows you that he does not give a fuck, just leave. Damaging his shit, fighting him, none of that is worth it.
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your stepmom
7 years
@Nissafitt People sitting up here saying she running from her problems 🙄 he ain’t her problem no more! She did exactly what she was supposed to do!.
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your stepmom
8 years
Lol this is a thread about vagina hair. from someone that owns a vagina!.
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your stepmom
5 years
Fox said “I know it’s one of them niggers, just pick a name”.
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5 years
FOX HAD 1 JOB 😩😩😩😂
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your stepmom
8 years
Imagine if you minded your business. The diff b/w white pride and black pride is that black pride has never lynched people for not being blk
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your stepmom
2 years
I don’t think the shit with Blueface and Chrisean is funny. Narcissistic abuse is one of the hardest types of abuse to recover from& one of the hardest types of relationships to leave. I wish y’all would show some compassion. Not saying she’s all good, but she has been abused.
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That's. awful. That's actually awful. Either her friends don't like you for a reason or she's a ain't shit friend. 😓
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Women be sucking y'all dicks with whole afros but y'all complaining that her cat is not completely bald? OK.
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7 years
@rachiVision @Nissafitt No she didn’t run. She left. Why devote extra time and energy to someone who doesn’t care about you? What else is needed to say? Her action was enough.
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2. Stop making excuses for people who dgaf if they hurt you or not. Your feelings matter and no amount of love should overshadow that.
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@_liljayyg “Click” 😑
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But I know hurt too well. I forced myself to forgive someone who wasn't even sorry for hurting me. And my growth has taught me things.
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7 years
OH COME ON. THIS GENERATION SUCKS.
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‘The Simpsons’ producer confirms Apu is being written out of show following controversy
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KENNY G omfg MAKE SOME NOISE YALL WTF.
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith
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Imagine the legend pulling up on you like this…
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your stepmom
8 years
4. If some1 does something to hurt you & they apologize & continue to do the same thing, it is no longer a mistake. That is a choice.
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b****, I graduated, call me big fish. PERIOD.
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8 years
7. Don't wait around for someone to value you or realize your worth. You shouldn't have to force some1 who "loves" you to value you.
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@SixDos He MIGHT be 5’8 😭😭 why you on here lying THIS bad sir.
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your stepmom
8 years
All men do is lie, lick everything but the clit, and only answer one part of a two-part question.
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Drake and Kendrick are two completely different artists. Every year y'all do this. every year. .
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@Nanam_xoxo @CurlsGodd_ It looks good on you though.
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7 years
@trapyeezus @Yung_Revo Me not wanting to like it but liking it
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. if you are disappointed that my pussy doesn't look like I'm 9. I'm questioning you and your psychological brain pattern.
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@aliyahvallen @MoonMan09X Lmao me too, I was like why he so mad at a lil baby cat 😂.
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@karsynnailah @AnneHarrisonMom @hiiellah IS THIS PHYLLIS?????.
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8 years
It's wiz Khalifa lmao what did you expect
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Wiz Khalifa’s weed gesture during first pitch at baseball game has MLB upset
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10. Lastly, don't ever blame love for badly hurting you bc true love doesn't create wounds; it heals them. Never give up on love.
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Where did this obsession with women having the bodies of children come from? My body is MEANT to have hair because I'm a grown WOMAN.
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@eemoneee Baby like
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@Drebae_ when it's super cloudy except for one part of the sky where the sun is shining down, that someone died and God took them to heaven.
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@therealgailinax @RIPpanties_ Shit made my scalp itch watching it lmao 😂😂😂.
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Snapchat venting sessions 😂😂
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Time for a thread 💁🏽.
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You know what. yep. Nature.
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@QuickTempaa I was like AYE IS THIS NIGGA FACE MELTING 😂😂😂.
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6. People only change if their actions have negatively affected THEIR lives. No one will ever successfully change solely for your benefit.
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I understand if you prefer bald but you can't expect that 24/7. And if you do then that's highly unrealistic. and I'm a grown woman. so.
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How about this? Women go through stupid amounts of labor & discomfort for 1 hour of giving you pussy. Shut up and take what's on your plate.
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@lenadunham I feel this emotion bc why are you there
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5. Remember this; What someone is showing you now is what they will be showing you 5 years from now, if not worse.
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Brain surgery in 2021 smh. Please keep me in your prayers. I’m a soldier tho 💪🏾💪🏾.
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a message. 💕
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@D_HamptonInn LMFAO YOURE TRIFLING FOR THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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@CuntryCuzn @cel_LA_roc my momma ran a man over when he laid hands on her. he was alive after but he didn’t touch her again either.
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@313doe Cute and fine as hell are not synonymous. A puppy is cute but the puppy ain’t fine as hell.
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3. What continues to happen is what you continue to allow. Love clouds our judgment; so I ask that before you get in a relationship. (cont).
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White people: "I don't see skin color." . Nah. See my skin. Recognize it. Then respect the fuck out of that shit.
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Then it's "oh ya pussy all dark" NIGGA FROM FUCKING SHAVING WHAT THE FUCK.
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Stop shaving layers of yourself to fit into some1 else's world. Love is about sharing your lives, not becoming a mere slice of some1 else's.
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Transgenders demand equal rights. They deserve them! But Dave Chappelle makes fun of everyone. Literally. Everyone. And transgenders are upset that he is treating them just like he treats everyone else and makes fun of them because he’s a COMEDIAN. Ok.
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My only choice is to get funky.
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What you doing if your man comes home drunk af at 3AM and blasts this song?
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He definitely was pissed bc 112? Really?
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I am a woman! Not a "girl". Which means I went through puberty. Which means my vagina grows hair on it naturally.
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My face when people say "I love your mom; she's so nice" but they don't know the truth
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The video was so hard to watch because I've been that hurt before. And it's hard to not want to just end their shit since they wanna hurt u.
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your stepmom
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Hair on the vagina protects your vagina from bacteria getting too close! Shaving can open tears in the skin also leading to more infection.
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I, much like millions of other women, have razor bumps from shaving. I don't like them. It makes me not want to take pussy pics honestly.
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If you don't hype me like this when I'm being extra, we not friends
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My future husband is probably getting some below average neck from a 2-star chick right now. It's okay babe, I'll be with you soon.
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WHY GIVE ME THE CHIP THEN
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Niggas ain’t watch degrassi cuz y’all didn’t have “The N” TV subscription, that’s all.
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your stepmom
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And I know this happens to men as well. Don't allow yourself to sit around and be hurt for some temporary love.
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@laurjbrown @Eagles_Dan88 I wouldn’t agree with the part about staying silent. It takes a huge amount of courage and strength and HEALING to come forward about something as traumatic as sexual harassment/assault. Just bc you don’t come forward doesn’t mean you can’t stand in solidarity.
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@thefakeaaliyah bitchhhhhsjdkdkskskkc
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A lady at my moms job daughter had a pool party at the house while her parents weren’t there and she got COVID and passed it to both her parents and the dad died from it.
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Niggas be hyping up their pearl game then be asking you to hold all these holes talmbout "it still hit" like nigga we smoking a recorder.
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There is no way I can be hairless at all times. Hair has to grow to be removed. You ain't fucking shawdy cuz her pussy hair is growing back?.
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Sex pet peeve: do not suck dick/eat pussy like it's a chore. Do it bc you love it. Do it like it's your last time doing it before you die.
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It is HARMFUL TO YOUR SKIN to shave every day! Any part of your body. You're not letting the hair grow out of the follicles causing friction.
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