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Allegedly functional since roughly halfway between episodes 8 & 9 of series 3 of Round The Horne. First BBC Radio 4 “Celebrity Soup of the Day” winner.

Ye olde kyningdome of Kent
Joined May 2010
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Due to an embarrassing clerical error, I appear to have left my body to domestic science.
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RT @thewritertype: Looking for a good book to read on the beach? Don’t look on the beach. If you find a book there it’ll be soggy. Buy my p….
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RT @Rainmaker1973: These Dutch row houses have one continuous solar paneled roof.
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RT @QasimRashid: BREAKING: IRS announces exemption to 1954 ban on 501(c)3 orgs engaging in political activity—now allows churches & houses….
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This would have stopped the boats and smashed the gangs:. France offered the UK an asylum processing centre in France but this was. via @YouTube.
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RT @BBCBreaking: Unite union suspends Angela Rayner and will "re-examine" relationship with Labour over Birmingham bin strike https://t.co/….
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RT @BBCBreaking: Amber heat health alerts issued for parts of England as heatwave grips UK
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Have some perspective for your day 🫡
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RT @daveainsworth63: This is a really interesting read- extensively researching, fuull of intriguing trivia. I found it fascinating. Lond….
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Congratulations to Kimberly Guilfoyle well deserved on being nominated as the next U.S. Ambassador to Greece! Wishing her great success in this important role and a strong, positive chapter in U.S. Greece and Cyprus relations. 🇺🇸 🇬🇷 🇨🇾.
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RT @danroan: 5 wickets in 5 balls:.Ireland international Curtis Campher makes history with remarkable haul
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History is there to be learned-from
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RT @EnvAgency: 16% of child accidental drownings on inland waters are from jumping and diving in. Make sure your child knows what to do i….
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RT @PenPizzaReport: Extreme Pizza, one of the closest pizzerias to the Pentagon is reporting slightly above average traffic. Most other p….
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RT @BylineTimes: The 'Millionaire Exodus' the UK Media Told You About Never Actually Happened
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Get away with fraud
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Gary Knows:. See this Instagram post by @sharethewealthuk
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