Miwan
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I think a lot. I create sometimes.
Where existentialism resides
Joined April 2011
Earl Ragnar Lothbrok hears about the treasures in Sparta and takes 300 Vikings for his raid. A Spartan scout reports the threat to King Leonidas and he readies his army to do battle. 300 Vikings vs 300 Spartans, who wins? 🤔
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It feel like Twitter is never really about content so much as just saying things to get reactions, it’s odd
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Breaking News: Over 52 students of Ekpoma AAU university who protested over the Incessant K!dnappings in Edo state were all Tracked down to their Hostels in the middle of the night and arrested for protesting and they were all paraded today in court and all remanded in Prison
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I always wonder if Arishem knew what Ego was doing. The expansion was clearly Ego trying to harvest all the celestial energy in the eggs planted at each planet’s core.
guardian of the galaxy 2 is my least favorite of the trilogy but holy shit, I'll never forget how this scene had the entire theater gasping in unison. this shit was crazy.
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If I pay Tax in Nigeria, I will get lectured on how to be a patriotic Nigerian anytime I ask for dividends of that tax. I will be chased of the road for a councilors convoy to pass If I travel by road, I will set aside money for state and non state actors I enjoy a reasonable
I pay 42% tax every month in Germany but if: 1. I loose my job, the govt pays me 60% of my salary and help to find a new one 2. I have access to 3 years leave if I have a baby with a percentage of my salary and my job will wait for me until I resume. 3. Education is free in govt
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When and why did pineapple become the symbol for swingers? What kind of world are we living in?
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Whether it’s Amorim, Solskjaer, Fletcher, it’s the same thing that’ll happen with United. 🤷🏾♂️
Blame Ten Hag all you people want. The current Manchester United players are average. If not even below average. 🤷🏾♂️
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Did Algeria try bribing the refs and they didn’t collect the money, or, 🤷🏾♂️ Did the refs collect the bribe but because Algeria played nothing against Nigeria, they couldn’t help them? 🤔 I really don’t understand the outcry, attacks, and violence.
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The judge simply said, I’m putting you to death for refusing to die in the hands of our Islamic terrorist brothers. This is another form of Christian Genocide.
Nigeria: Yet another Christian has been sentenced to death for the crime of self-defense. Victor Solomon (aka Zidane), a Christian who defended his community from Fulani Islamist attacks has been sentenced to death for doing so. Shockingly, he was charged with the same crime in
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By now, you already know the sound. The Super Eagles are here. 🦅 #TotalEnergiesAFCON2025 | #WeSoundDifferent
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The Zinedine Zidane tweets are sending me. What do you people mean by “Zidane watched Iwobi today and wondered if he was ever that good”. 😭😭
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If we talk, they’ll say we are “de-marketing Nigeria”
How on earth did Nigeria miss out on the World Cup? Same manager too, no? They look absolutely electric this AFCON.
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In another reality. This is the how Okadas in Lagos look.
This is what happens when you let a graphic designer build a bike instead of an engineer
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This is why I sometimes admire the so-called rascality of Gen Z. Imagine your bonus is withheld for no valid reason. Upon investigation, you discover the funds were actually released, but someone deliberately sat on them and refused to disburse them or they were never released
“I’ve withdrawn my support for the Super Eagles, whether they win AFCON or not, I don’t care. It’s your money but you’re disgracing the country by protesting for your money where you’re doing it.” - Charles Anazado slams the Super Eagles for protesting for their unpaid bonuses.
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CHELLE BALL IS PEAK!!!!!!!
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This tweet is insane 🔥 And breastmilk is the ultimate plot twist. Alive, adaptive, changing composition depending on baby’s needs/health like it’s reading the room. An actual conversation between bodies. Milk is indeed alchemy.
I love how milk is so alive it’s almost schizophrenic. Put some cultures in and it yogurtfies. Add some acid, you’ve got cheese. Hundred of types of cheese based on just waiting times. Insane. Cook it and it caramelizes into thick nectar. Steam it and a cappuccino is born. Ice
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Maybe it’s just me but X has been a bit more peaceful then normal these days. Love it tho.
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Me:
do you talk to yourself? Be honest.
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Let me explain: A core Muslim country, is afraid of sending their Muslim citizens to a Christian country, cos of fear of being turned into terrorists by the Muslims in the Christian country. But Christians in the said country, are ignorant of the mess they are in. A whole clown
BREAKING: The UAE announces it will cuts funds for citizens who want to study in the UK out of fear of Emirati students being radicalized by Muslim Brotherhood Islamists on British campuses. An Arab state now views a European state as a dangerous Islamist radicalization hotspot
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11 digit for an emergency number in 21st century?
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