High key wanna end this contract early. Im fucking miserable.

Just got a parking ticket for $63. I literally can’t make this shit up

Why would I open Twitter at work and Moans instantly start playing LOUD AF omg.

When I say shit been going left!!!!!!! Like bruh *cries in tyrese*

💕💕>>>

I just had 1k worth of bundles get “lost in transit” It ain’t no mf way dog. I can’t believe It Jesus. 😭😭😭😭

Deep down I want a PRN at one of the Kaiser’s in North Cal

You was on my dick. Now I'm the one crazy, what the hell?

At first I thought maybe it’s because bunnies come out in the spring more so but then bunnies don’t lay eggs so ya lost me again. And the egg hunting is only done during Holy Week so I can’t even say it’s a spring thing. Send help.

Serious question. Not that I’m against it or anything, but how did the crucification and resurrection turn into an Easter egg hunt? What’s the correlation?

I lost my Dior lip gloss :(

I need to find a cafe with a drive through that’s in close proximity of my contract.

Lauryn Hill once said, “Everybody wants to know where you’re going to, ’cause they wanna come or so they think , until they find the cost of it. Until they find out what you lost for it.” If that ain’t the truth. Ppl romanticise your becoming, but couldn’t stomach your unbecoming

I’m literally about to cry rn

Who TF is up at 2am hacking pages??? You grimly hump back bitch. And my page out of all pages? I ain’t even bringing in that level of motion that you would want this mf page. I hope your fucking teeth fall out all at once you hideous beluga malodorous creature.

This has been a week from HELL like wtf is really happening

My TikTok got hacked 😭😭😭😭

Bring back ass whoopins.

One thing about me… ima pray!

I want a steak salad so bad rn and I can’t think of one place to get one from near me! 😭