Vanessa
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Biochemist/Wonder Woman • Happy Meal respecter • from Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits • ☧
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Joined July 2012
Thanks for your dumb Grok-generated replies about currywurst—I don’t care. That’s not the same thing as a bottle of fukn Heinz ketchup and I’m sorry that you don’t know that.
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Idk who Will Stancil is but he seems like a guy that pees sitting down.
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Whoever is putting ketchup on a bratwurst, come outside—I just wanna talk
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This is some Temple of Doom shit
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Debatable but rugby players can get it
@Nessakins_ No disrespect to Hockey players, but Rugby is where the real animals are.
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Sometimes I think about the time a dude DM’d me to tell me that I had a “gorgeous mom-bod” [I don’t have kids]
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I thought the White House ballroom news was about Trump building an office for Big Balls to continue his work with DOGE.
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I’ve just been handed this update: it was a troll to get dudes to send pics. So, I have also never seen 200lb+ men look good without a shirt.
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Wear the alternate jerseys. I’m begging you.
Thursday matchup with the Mammoth. 🏒: Blues vs. Mammoth ⏰: 7 p.m. CT 📺: @FanDuelSN_MW 📻: @101espn, Blues App #stlblues
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That first big sip of coffee that removes a tiny bit of the tired behind your eyes
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