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Biochemist/Wonder Woman • Happy Meal respecter • from Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits • ☧

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Joined July 2012
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@Nessakins_
Vanessa
2 years
This could be us but you hate hockey
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Vanessa
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Lol
@StLouisBlues
St. Louis Blues
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3-0, Mammoth. Jordan Binnington will take over in net. #stlblues
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Vanessa
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I told y’all to wear the alternate jerseys tonight but nooooooo. Enjoy your scheduled loss!
@BR_OpenIce
B/R Open Ice
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The Mammoth STAY HOT in the Tusky era and take a 2-0 lead early off this Cooley clapper 😤🚨
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Vanessa
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Changed how? CHANGED HOW??
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Vanessa
1 hour
Muting the word “ketchup” Forever.
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Vanessa
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Thanks for your dumb Grok-generated replies about currywurst—I don’t care. That’s not the same thing as a bottle of fukn Heinz ketchup and I’m sorry that you don’t know that.
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Idk who Will Stancil is but he seems like a guy that pees sitting down.
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Vanessa
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Whoever is putting ketchup on a bratwurst, come outside—I just wanna talk
@FoodPleaser
Food Pleaser
3 days
Ketchup or Mustard with these brats? 🌭🌭
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@mask_bastard
meme bastard 💚
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meow
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@Nessakins_
Vanessa
6 hours
This is some Temple of Doom shit
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
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Australia is not for beginners 💀
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Vanessa
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Debatable but rugby players can get it
@Carter_Zer0
Carter Zero
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@Nessakins_ No disrespect to Hockey players, but Rugby is where the real animals are.
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Vanessa
7 hours
Sometimes I think about the time a dude DM’d me to tell me that I had a “gorgeous mom-bod” [I don’t have kids]
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@flapprdotnet
Flappr
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"looks dead at us and yells ‘BEAT THAT!"
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Vanessa
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I should have workshopped this one better 🤔
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@Nessakins_
Vanessa
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I thought the White House ballroom news was about Trump building an office for Big Balls to continue his work with DOGE.
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Vanessa
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I’ve just been handed this update: it was a troll to get dudes to send pics. So, I have also never seen 200lb+ men look good without a shirt.
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Vanessa
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Wear the alternate jerseys. I’m begging you.
@StLouisBlues
St. Louis Blues
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Thursday matchup with the Mammoth. 🏒: Blues vs. Mammoth ⏰: 7 p.m. CT 📺: @FanDuelSN_MW 📻: @101espn, Blues App #stlblues
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Vanessa
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I don’t care about the White House ballroom renovations.
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Vanessa
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You should watch more hockey, cuz honey they fine 😏
@kriissaa_krae
🅺🆁🅸🆂🆂🅰 🅺🆁🅰🆈
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I've never seen a 200lb+ man look good without a shirt.
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@Nessakins_
Vanessa
11 hours
That first big sip of coffee that removes a tiny bit of the tired behind your eyes
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GM
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