Evan
@_EvanBishop
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everyone is thinking it I’m just tweeting it
Joined November 2019
We need to go back to living in the future
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STATE COURT SYSTEMS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK: IF YOU GET HIT WITH “COURT MANDATED SOBRIETY” JUST MOVE STATES AND CONTINUE DRINKING
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These bitches really ain’t shit man
When Mum and Dad passed away last year, I found this letter in their bedroom. I’m pretty sure it kick-started their 60 year relationship - Mum was clearly besotted.
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Anne Hathaway I have decrypted your signals and have received your message
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Getting anti-materialism mogged by *checks notes* … china
Girls in China have become so delulu that their government has had to step in. Specifically, the government of China is stepping in to regulate TV dramas to help curb the delusion of young women who have been led to believe that a rich man will fall in love with them. Chinese
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America could become more American, if it tried to be more like Japan
どこの昭和の商店だよと思ってよく見たら、アメリカでした。アメリカもかつてこのようなグローサリーが沢山あったそうです。 なぜ日本に見えたのかと考えてみたら、コカコーラのマークのついた店の看板かな。 アメリカではもう絶滅しつつある店構えなんですって。
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Lana Del Rey is the only person on the planet who should make the next James Bond song
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