Will Koning
@william_yrn
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Wishing I was in the parallel universe where I’m a 240 pound Cuban a little extra today
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Anyone else miss when google would actually answer your questions?
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STATE COURT SYSTEMS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK: IF YOU GET HIT WITH “COURT MANDATED SOBRIETY” JUST MOVE STATES AND CONTINUE DRINKING
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I will no longer be drinking the mind-control mold coffee at work. Thank you.
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I have been - and will continue to - dwerk everyday UNTIL END OF WEEK
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Imagine the look on JFK’s face if he knew we could finance Amazon orders
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Dispelled a common myth for breakfast today; nobody tell the Rothschilds!
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Need to skip to the part where I’m rich off my sales course already
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Everything is better in Texas, especially tweeting while driving!!!
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