Woke people and Racists actually have a lot more in common than you'd think: 😭

Last week I decided to visit Gaza, to see the situation for myself. Almost as soon as I got off the plane at Yasser Arafat International Airport, a Brown man came up to me and said, "Hello, may I ask your pronouns?" "Clam/clam/clamself" I replied. "Also I am queer and

Hey @dieworkwear could you please do a thread on finding the right silhouette for your body shape? Could you also focus on how to find complementary trouser & shoe shape combinations? some of mine don't go and I can't always figure out why. 🙏🏻

I’m as liberal as the next parent, but at what point in the birds and bees chat do I mention fisting?

Hey @instagram - you deleted my account without explanation. I’m very confused as my content is very vanilla. What gives?

Hey @RAWLIFE247 it's @SnoopDogg's birthday today. Made him a card from you in case you didn't send one. x

Hey @StellaArtoisUK, I'm sure you know it's @JCVD's birthday today...but in case you forgot, I made him a card from you. xx

Hi @Steph_Peacock @UKLabour @GambleAware - great news on the proposed policy on gambling companies paying their fair share. Made a couple of posters to celebrate.

Create posters to advertise ice-cold pints for #NationalBeerLoversDay in the #Heatwave ☀️📷 @OneMinuteBriefs

One Minute Brief of the Day: Create posters to advertise #SwearJars 🤬📷 @OneMinuteBriefs

You're not using the Notes app on your iPhone to its full potential. 8 features you might not know about:

And Jesus said: “Remove the beam from your own eye before you remove the splinter in another’s.” And it was for this reason that Jesus lost his job as Chief Health and Safety Officer of Nazareth Carpenters’ Union and had to go seek alternative employment.

Door: *Knock knock* Me: Who’s there? Door: *knock-knock-knock….knock-scratch…. Scratch-scratch* Me: Oh Hey Dr Morse - come in, it’s open.

As a kid, did anyone else play Bum-hole (where two people sit at opposite ends of a sofa and the winner is the first one to get their big toe up the other’s anus) or was that not actually a game at all and Adam Scott lied to me?

Save thousands of pounds on your energy bills this winter by simply freezing to death. #ToryTopTips

Giving away $1,000 of Ethereum $ETH 🚀 All you have to do is retweet and be following me so I can message the winner One random winner will be selected on Sunday at 4:20pm PST 🙂

#ShareYourShakespeare @TheRSC Pre workout monologue groom Macbeth

Well that's cleared things up nicely.

@ThisBenSinclair @KBlichfeld High Maintenance is transcendent: achingly funny, sharply observed storytelling at its best. Well done, guys.

we be doing some shows of that thar @foiledplay 28th-30th Sept, Hair Design Gallery, N8 8NB. Get your tickets here: