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USAF/ISAF Combat Veteran 🇺🇸 Unapologetic Smartass. Calm over chaos, or vise versa. Responds mostly in gifs, memes & receipts 🙃

South Carolina, USA
Joined October 2012
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Ma! The kids are fighting again.... 🫣😂🤣 (No sound, filmed by my neighbor)
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#ITriedHardBut I can't stop laughing at this clip of Hillary prematurely thinking she won the election. 😂
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Hillary can't even hold a 3 minute press conference w/out lying. FBI letter was NOT only sent to Republicans #HillaryEmails #DikiLeaks
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Malia Obama says Colin Powell told her to smoke pot #BlameColinPowell
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@TheEricBland I've been thinking about this since yesterday, EB. Imagine not being able to afford an attorney, and you've got Dick Harpootlian on national TV telling you to lawyer up. After he just laughed about you living on a dirt road and getting the tires of his BMW dirty. I can not.
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The one, the only... 👏👏 @TheMarkTinsley #ZDT #WhereIsTheMoney
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Alex’s depravity is demonstrated by how he protests to have loved and still love and care so much about everyone he’s hurt. It is just frightening to see how even now, he truly cares for no one. I, I, I and me, me. me. That’s who matters to him. This is nauseating.
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And @TheMarkTinsley told us back in November that Alex would continue to lie....
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OMG. Breaking News (but not really): Alex Murdaugh lied AGAIN. And the feds look FOOLISH for offering him a concurrent sentence. Alex Murdaugh can't breathe without lying. He deserves NO DEALS.
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Oh, I'm gonna complain about it, but I'll still get my popcorn, because Bill Pullman is 🔥 😂🤣😂 #Murdaugh
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@shnikies78 because she is a pompous ass who felt she *deserved* it. Along with the media.
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I wonder if Hillary is wiping her tears, like with a cloth or something. CC: @KurtSchlichter @ArthurSchwartz #ElectionNight
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What in the 'Onlyfans Prison edition' is this shit? 😳😳😂🤣😂☠️ And @courtreporterKG - why you curse me like that?!! 😂🤣😂
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#TrumpFBIcodeName That's easy..... POTUS
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@MandyMatney Luna has spoken:
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@TheEricBland Harpo out here crying about SLED doing the investigation, while he's got his BFF Joe McCullough repping 2 of the jurors. You can't make this shit up
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@OKWildlifeDept Don't tell me how to live my life, Okla HO ma.....
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Justice Toal to Dick Harpootlian today, in a nutshell. Allegedly.👇
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Dragon slayer by day, Rock star by night 🤘 #BCE
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Law man @CreightonWaters rocking out at #crimecon 2023 and I think he’s wearing Sambas, bonus in my book. How many prosecutors you know can jam like this? Clip via @PodcastSTS
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@elizfarrell "This is how much room Dick left me on my side of the bed last night..." - Jim Griffin
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🥺😭 This segment on @CourtTV with @VinniePolitan has me all up in the feels. Vinnie, I appreciate your compassion & respect for this story, and for Ms. Sandy. 💚💚 #JusticeForStephenSmith Cc: @MandyMatney
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I've been waiting patiently for someone to point out this glaring hypocrisy!! 👏👏 How many of them can you spot in this photo at Becky Hill's party? 👀 @cupofjustice
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@Harpootlian4SC It's simple, really...
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Hey Talcum X.... you seemed to have misplaced this tweet. No worries, the internet does not forget. @ShaunKing
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@MandyMatney Dick Harpo: "The State doesn't have enough evidence to prove Alex murdered his wife & son" Also Dick Harpo: "I want all the evidence sealed" What? 🙄
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@tnamick @TheEricBland Also along those same lines...if you're Eddie you don't just agree to kill your best cash-cow client 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@MandyMatney Maggie & Paul probably don't want to be where they are either....
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@KAccountable @GayPatriot @NancyPelosi Get back to me when you learn reading comprehension:
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EB coming in hot 😂🤣💀💀 @TheEricBland @CourtTV
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@MandyMatney This clip right here demonstrates the need for term limits. Dick is completely out of touch with the people.
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Here are screenshots of the filing. Apparently the Hampton County Website is giving people issues. I downloaded it as soon as I saw it. 🤣
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@lawyergriffin @TheEricBland living in Jim & Dick's head, RENT FREE y'all 😂🤣
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These network movies are getting pretty accurate now.... 😂🤣😂🫠 #Murdaugh
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Happy Birthday, Stephen 💚
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Happy Birthday, Stephen! 💚
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Holy cow!! @TheEricBland is on FIRE in this episode!! 🔥🔥😳 😎 @MandyMatney @elizfarrell 👏 👏 This entire episode had me like:
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@MPowersNorrell ".... bring them to my law office" is just so freaking badass tho 😎 🤩 Also, I had no idea Pyrex scamming was a thing 😳
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@Harpootlian4SC @lawyergriffin Well, you were there when the Constitution was written, so you should definitely know. #RETIRE
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Holy Shit! @TuckerCarlson *AND* @KurtSchlichter in one place?! HOOAH!
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The same people trashing/harassing/stalking Mandy Matney, Liz Farrell, Sandy Smith & Eric Bland want you to know you shouldn't talk about Sara Azari's disgusting behavior. Got it 👌
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@LaurenLee_915 Me, when I think about them running out of air:
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This makes my heart so happy @MandyMatney !! 💚💚 Y'all did great!
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Join Sandy, @TheEricBland and me at 8 PM EST TONIGHT on @VinniePolitan @CourtTV 💚💚
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Today, Judge Hall denied Defendant Murdaugh’s Motion to reconsider the original denial of his request for $160,000.00 in appellate Legal Fees. Smart and sensible ruling. Another loss for Team Murdaugh. EB
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@blakedneal @MandyMatney Harpootlian accused Bevel of conducting science experiments at his kitchen table ... but then he brings in *this* guy as his expert. 😂🤣😂 "I'm not certified, but I read lots of articles" - Mike Sutton
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@MandyMatney @fitsnews Alex has more wounds in jail then he did on his botched roadside incident. 🤔
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#SuperheroHillary able to turn dead people into voters!
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@MandyMatney Mr. Jinx was powerful today 💔
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🤭😂🤣
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@elizfarrell This is all awesome news, and I would also like to see an investigation into the credibility of the sworn statements used to start this sham. Somethin' in the milk ain't clean.
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@Jamzsmade Judge Newman was having NONE of it...and it was glorious
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@suziq2opn Oh yes. Posting a video is sooooooo much worse than rioting in the streets. Get over yourself.
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Huge shoutout to @MandyMatney today! Her story is inspirational for anyone struggling with harassment and overcoming the negativity spread by the less desirable. Vocal fry to Guest Speaker 🎤🫳 "You've come a long way, Baby!" #TrueSunlight #CupOfJustice #LunaShark
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Tell us you can't handle being rejected by @TheEricBland , without telling us you can't handle being rejected by Eric Bland... 😂🤣😂
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@RennaW Same toxic alpha male saving puppies too ❤
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@MandyMatney Dick crying about podcasts, and Jim is like:
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"It's a cone, Mr. Griffin, a CONE!" - @DrKennethKinsey
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Tropical Depression 10 has formed and we now have a Cone from the National Hurricane Center! Already predicted to be a #Hurricane in the gulf. #flwx
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Remembering this awesome moment ❤ @MandyMatney
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Seeing Sandy Smith and all the people rallying around her today was absolutely incredible 🤍🤍 #standingforstephen
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Special place in hell for those that continue to push their own narratives, causing this grieving mother further pain. "What kind of animal are you?" -JJ
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💚💚 #JusticeForstephenSmith Here is Sandy Smith's statement 👇👇
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I cheated and have been binge listening today on Audible while waiting for the book 🤭 Cheers to @MandyMatney on book launch day!! 🥂 #BloodOnTheirHands
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Thank you for having us @CourtTV @VinniePolitan — We have to keep talking about Stephen Smith 💚💚 #JusticeforStephenSmith
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...and screenshots 😂🤣😂
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Diving into the media release of Becky Hill's response, and it is 🔥 #ReceiptGameStrong #BeckyHill #Murdaugh "...it is troubling, at best, that many of the allegations made by this former disgruntled employee are so easily disproven by a cursory review of the actual facts" 🧐
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@MandyMatney Truth & Compassion over Tabloid Trash. I am so glad Ms.Sandy has you and Liz & Eric 💚
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@elizfarrell Dick also said that it was ALEX's idea to use the "Find My iPhone" app ...which contradicts what JMM testified to. Alex didn't know about that app. But now he wants to play the hero? 🙄
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Now THAT is an amazing recap 😂🤣😂
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Alex Murdaugh is a sick mother fu*ker
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Alex Murdaugh allegedly planned a birthday party for his son, Paul, from behind prison walls, but Paul never made it to 23.
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@chs_teri @TheEricBland She said, "I'm not engaging with you", and then proceeds to engage for an entire paragraph. 😂🤣😂 Also, pretty sure EB wasn't the Lawyer forced to sign an agreement with the network that he'd stop harassing Coffindaffer. 🤔
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PSA:
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@MandyMatney Leaked sketch of who "shot" Alex Murdaugh...
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@fitsnews @TheMarkTinsley @TheEricBland Yeah, no. One time could *maybe* be considered an accident... but y'all did it twice. TWICE!!! That is reckless and unacceptable. This young man has suffered because of your arrogance & need for clicks... and that is sickening.
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@MandyMatney In what world do you phone SLED, give a scripted interview with your client, and then later claim that your client was incapable of giving the interview that you just hosted? Make it make sense.
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@_MOFOLACTIC_ @SRachel80 @jamesfromcourt She thought this was HER 15 minutes of fame; to be the one who took down Johnny Depp. That's why she projected that onto Depp's witnesses.
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@VeeVee @IngrahamAngle @washingtonpost And have you ever supported him? I constantly see you spewing your vile hatred, and then want to claim 🇱🇷 1st. Puh-lease.
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Eric Bland said investigators were able to access Stephen Smith's tablet despite reports it was damaged beyond repair.
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"Juror 785 only recalled the "fooled by" language, which was actually articulated by the State in its closing argument the day before Juror 785 was dismissed." Yassss, @JulieCar94 , yassssss!! 👏👏👏 #NailedIt
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Ahhhhh!!! #Sharknado4
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@TheEricBland JMM is too proud & blinded by loyalty to see Paul's killer sitting right in front of him. IMO, he was not completely truthful today in his testimony, which definitely does not help Paul.
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@GayPatriot and the Academy award goes to @KAccountable & @NancyPelosi
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@TheEricBland That was the absolute WORST, most disappointing part of this entire trial. So many missed opportunities. Each side seems to be trying their best to throw this trial in the trash.
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"....two jurors are represented by attorney Joe McCullough (Jurors 680 and 785), who, at the time of this writing, have yet to consent to an unconditional interview with his clients." #Murdaugh
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"...they're playing Twister, not checkers or chess" - LF @elizfarrell 🔥🤭😂🤣 #CupOfJustice #COJ
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NINE. DAYS. 👇 #AreYouReady @MandyMatney !! 💚
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Tomorrow!!! Join my awesome friend Jenny Fisher and I on Talk Shop Live!!! It's the ONLY chance to pre-order a signed copy of Blood On Their Hands.
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@MPowersNorrell @JulieCar94 @lawyergriffin For such a serious allegation, you'd think they come hell or high water to get that signature to strengthen their case. 🤔
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Imagine how this man, and all of Alex's victims feel, after pouring out their souls....for Jim & Dick to go outside, giggle on national TV, and talk about how they're looking forward to the next golf game with Alex in 20 years. 😮😡 #WhatTheFuck #TheMurdacity
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@MandyMatney I don't think he was buying Alex's bullshit apology
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You called this back in September, EB!! 👇👏👏 @CourtTV #Murdaugh
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OMG. Now, Team Murdaugh filed a change of venue motion today seeking to postpone the Nov 27, 2023 state court Satterfield criminal trial until late 2024 and screams that Alex cannot get a fair trial in November because of all the pretrial publicity in the double murder case. How
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Accountability for shitty behavior is an amazing thing 👏 #StayPesky #StayInTheSunlight ☀️
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And now the solicitor who agreed to Bowen Turner’s cushy plea deal in the first place has withdrawn his judicial candidacy before he could be voted on tomorrow. Thinking of Karl Stoller tonight and hoping he can rest a smidge easier.
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This episode is EVERYTHING 👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥 #JusticeForStephen 💚💚
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@MandyMatney These phone call shenanigans with Jim Griffin & Alex have been going on since Alex was initially locked up. Creighton Waters already fired off a warning shot in reference to them during one of the many motion hearings before trial.
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Free advice: Don't trust a politician who talks about "knowing who the REAL killers are" but then keeps that info from the public. 🤡
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Free advice: Don’t trust a politician who talks about “expanding women’s healthcare” but then votes with Republicans to rip away a woman’s basic right to control her own body. Five times.
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Soooo....in this week's episode of "Fragile Masculinity News", not only do we have a sensitive fella offended by harmless billboards, but now there's a loser impersonating a journalist from @winknews in Ft Meyers, FL and emailing EB's law partners for some kind of "gotcha".
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FITS knows the truth, they just keep this bullshit narrative alive because it pleases the trolls and gets them the clicks they are so desperate for. I am beyond thrilled that more people are catching on.
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@fitsnews I’ve lost all respect now. It’s bad enough that you’d retweet and promote a troll account that has a history of blatant harassment, but then you lie and claim to have “no idea what happened”, yet I know for a fact that’s not even remotely true. Sad.
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