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WE HAVE MADE IT TO THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOTBALL GAME OF THE YEAR THE CUM BOWL!
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The UMass Hockey team will never pay for a drink in Amherst again
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BOSTON college isn’t even in BOSTON. You played yourself. Congrats.
It's hard to "take over the state" when you're 5 zillion miles away from Boston (Massachusetts' largest and most important city)
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Freshmen tasting Rubinoff realizing it’s the only thing they can afford all year
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Cale Makar becomes the first player in history to win the Hobey Baker, Norris, and Conn Smythe Trophy
He is well on his way to becoming the most decorated athlete to graduate from
@UMassAmherst
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Upload?! Where was this when I was a freshmen
Don’t forget to upload your UCard photo before your orientation session!
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Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- Your fancy title
- How ‘busy’ you were
- How stressed you were
- How many hours you worked
People will remember:
- The CUM bowl
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And we don’t do this anymore...why?
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This is fucking bullshit
A message from UMass Athletics in response to inquiries regarding the former goal song.
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I have never seen a single soul in Massachusetts eat a circus peanut.
As we head into October, here’s a great breakdown of every state’s favorite movie candy!
What does your state like?
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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I, for one, have mixed feelings
Brad Marchand delivers a hit on Cale Makar behind Colorado's net.
Makar heads to the room.
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“Did you get Pfizer or Moderna?”
Bro I got a National Championship
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In Amherst it’s called Lowell
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“Yeah so not a big deal or anything but I’m in Isenberg. If you need advice on stocks don’t be afraid to ask me. I could make us rich baby. While we’re at it, you should definitely checkout my LinkedIn profile. It’s sick.”
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If Hobart and the Townhouses were still a thing not a single soul would’ve gone to class today
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Is anyone here surprised?
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ADMINISTRATIONS GOT JOKES HUH?
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When you see flying beers at the tailgate and gotta defend your friends who don’t see them coming
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Cale Makar is going to be rookie of the year and I couldn’t be happier
Cale Makar is the first defenseman to record his first 30 points in 33 games or fewer since Nicklas Lidstrom in 1991-92.
#GoAvsGo
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🐐 🐐 🐐
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The fact that it’s a Saturday in September and we’re not tailgating in the parking lot next to McGuirk right now is heartbreaking.
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HANG THE BANNER
When every FBS conference cancels their season, leaving UMass as the only school left standing to win the National Championship
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They better be sending the campus geese home too. If they get to stay and we don’t thats bullshit.
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If you could sacrifice one school to end COVID-19 which would it be, and why did you choose Lowell?
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Amherst is a literal sheet of ice right now and there was no delay. Makes sense.
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THE UMASS MINUTEMEN ARE YOUR MYRTLE BEACH INVITATIONAL CHAMPIONS. WE ARE A BASKETBALL SCHOOL ONCE AGAIN!
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If you want to hang banners, come to UMass.
We’re the best in the nation at Hockey, Dining, Tailgates, in one of the best College Towns in America, and we’re actually a lot better at the academic stuff than most people think.
All that and we have
@CoachCarvelUM
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Reasons to go to UMass Lowell
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End of an era.
@Jojotkeller
deserves a place in the rafters as one of the all-time greats from both
@UMassDining
and
@UMassAmherst
alike.
Whoever takes over her omelette station will have big shoes to fill.
#ThankYouJoanne
!
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I have this crazy theory that the town of Amherst just doesn’t exist when school isn’t in session
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Spring break would’ve been good for my mental health
In honor of World Mental Health Day, we are sharing a few valuable campus resources, which can be accessed right from home. There is no one-size-fits-all solution that works for everyone, but we want to do our best to connect you with support.
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Me when I check how many dining dollars I have left at the end of a semester
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Pretty high winds out there I think they should cancel classes for tomorrow
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Absolute STUD
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The far left basketball court at the rec center is for kids who think they’re good at basketball. The middle court is for kids who are actually good. The far right court is for kids who should never touch a basketball ever again in their life.
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Folks,,,
Here's the latest snowfall forecast from
@WMassNews
.
Major, impactful storm expected for Sunday PM to early Tuesday AM.
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Can’t believe they didn’t cancel classes with all of this snow today 😤😤😤
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Forever our king.
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In quarantine studying for finals but really just day dreaming about how we all should be blacked out in broad daylight right now in this weather
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This is how hard the real world is hitting everyone that just graduated
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The Patriots don’t have a first round bye for the first time in 10 years
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Amherst locals have that college mindset no matter what time of year it is
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Ohio State lost @ VA Tech who lost @ Pitt who lost @ Akron who lost to Kent State who got killed by UMass. Therefore, UMass. National Champs
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You acknowledged we’re the flagship school. We couldn’t have asked for a better rebuttal from you guys. Thanks a bunch
Ohhh no, after one frozen four the flagship is offended when we call this OUR state. We’ve been here since ‘79... Welcome to the league
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Every student at this school should be at the basketball game on Saturday and that is a fact.
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“Please either enter the stadium or slowly make your way out of the lot”
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Just one of the many reasons we’re the superior UMass
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When in doubt, get blown out
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Moving Day pro tip: bring the beer in first and put it in your fridge so it’ll be cold when you’re done hauling shit in.
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