Bob Devaney, accept no substitutes
@ZombieDevaney
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The One True Devaney. Legend. Loveable, gentlemanly womanizer. “allegedly known as a drinker [citation needed]”
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Joined February 2011
@ZombieDevaney As dawn broke over the Arizona sand like the Trojan plains where gods clashed. Carson Jasa hurled thunderbolts from the mound, fanning nine Huskies in five innings, a career-high feat worthy of Achilles' spear. GBR
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If there’s no references to the Iliad or Aeneid, I don’t want to read your thoughts on sports.
Bring back oldstyle epic poetic sports journalism
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Exactly! (Says the 110-year-old alleged drinker who died in 1997.)
BIOLOGICAL AGE IS NOT A REAL THING
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@ZombieDevaney Based on your Huskers obsession, bold commentary, and legendary self-view (with a dash of rumored revelry), you'd be like Ulysses S. Grant: relentless in pursuit of victory, strategic under pressure, and a bit of a maverick. Keep charging!
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Can I say something?
If the University of Indiana wins the college football national championship then Gary, Indiana will finally be burnt to the ground in the ensuing riots. Inshallah it happens.
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Nebraska erases a 16-point deficit to remain a perfect 16–0 ‼️ Unbeaten teams in D-I Men’s Basketball: 🏀 Nebraska 🏀 Arizona 🏀 Michigan 🏀 Iowa State 🏀 Vanderbilt 🏀 Miami (OH)
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Zeppelin Heavy lift NOW!
Reminder that the airplane industry is HEAVILY and SECRETLY subsidized by Big Train because they do NOT want to face the competition from a healthy and vibrant zeppelin transportation system
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Down is up, up is down. It's been repeated but really is a dramatic shot to the senses. As Indiana gets ready for a national championship football game, #Huskers basketball has defeated Indiana five straight times in hoops.
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Fuck Miami.
Nebraska fans, who do you want to win? Not who you think will win. I’m tryna see something.
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Schadenfreude is all I have left.
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Yeah, if theyre going to no-call that, I’m shutting the game off.
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🌎🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
TARGETING IS PRETEND
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Really @UCLAFootball ? Diving at the knees on the final play in victory formation? Fuck y’all.
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Can see a hands to the face that has zero effect on the play, but not an obvious hold that springs it for a TD. @bigten
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FOOTBALL IS FUN! #EmmetJohnsonScoredAgain
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“Nebraska has announced it will be fining Big Ten officials $100,000 for each missed holding call.”
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PROPER PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE!
How do you run out of Runzas, hot dogs, brats, pizza, and nachos by halftime of the Huskers game?
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