Know who can’t walk and chew gum at the same time? Guy in a wheelchair.

NFL season picks ats finished 160-115 (58.2%) 3rd straight year > 58% o/u locks: 22-15 (59.5%) Div Round * faves Car +10.5 LAR Chi +1.5 GB Buf +1.5 @ Jax *Phi -4.5 SF +5.5 (L: o44.5) *NE -3.5 LAC *Hou -3 @ Pit

framing it from the (terminally cheap) team’s perspective is a choice since ‘23, Skubal leads MLB pitchers in WAR—and he missed half that season If 1 WAR = $10m in FA, he’s been worth $60m+ per in ‘24 & ‘25 He made $12.8m—combined The team is up >$100m in “surplus value”

Dipsticks tried to lowball Skoobs for 4/$100m after his 2024 CY win He wins another one and they’re taking him to a hearing for the one-yr arb $ Embarrassing

Landen Roupp is adp ~410 in DCs elbow discomfort, hit IL end of July Made it back 2 starts… allowed 10 ER From OD-7/22 (20 GS): 3.11 ERA (☑️), 1.43 whip (‼️), 8.44 k/9 3 pitches w/ 13%+ SwK Models love the command (106 Location+); if BB% goes to ~7%, maybe we get 1.35 whip

Best @FDSportsbook odds are in the middle Josh Allen going superman wouldn’t surprise - happily take the best QB @ 10-1 Unfortunately they get the Jags, who I also like @ 13-1 Texans have the D for it @ 11–1

Any org with the prefix Black- (-stone, -rock, -water, -nest) is up to some pernicious shit

Agree w/ Scott that Cabrera has questions- which explains the adp. But a 27 yo who sits 97 with a 94.5 mph CH, dropped his bb% 4 pts, has whiff pitches to both sides, and just posted a 3.72 SIERA — yes many will (rightly) lose a little breath over that

Inveterate opportunist would never..

Maybe… Still have immense faith in Campbell but this isn’t great. The offense got worse when he took over PC and it spreads him thin everywhere else

Everyone loves a bargain. I wrote about 9 hitters that could provide similar fantasy baseball production to players going much earlier in ADP. Song of the week celebrates the supernova talent of Detroit garage legend Rachel Nagy— Fantasy Doppelgängers https://t.co/kRvpGSzjLJ

🔴 NEW: Israel has authorized the use of electronic tracking devices on Palestinians in the occupied West Bank, allowing real-time surveillance of civilians placed under administrative movement restrictions, a new IDF directive states. It applies to civilians who have not been

ICYMI: Signed by @CAGovernor Gavin Newsom, California just gave its 40 million residents a permanent delete button for a largely covert part of the personal data economy. https://t.co/voojDX3laC

In case anyone cares about something other than dildo farce

Love Garrett but Burrow is mid slide when he “touches” him. Sack record can only be broken on a dive

Everyone loooves EPA But it’s not adjusted DYAR is adjusted for defense, situation, and is cumulative- like baseball WAR DVOA also adjusted for D, etc By these measures Stafford is the MVP Full season Purdy, not Maye, would be no. 1 challenger @FTNFantasy @greggrosenthal

One of America’s biggest for-profit hospital operators is bankrupt, broken, and responsible for countless mistreated patients—thanks to its private equity overlords.

The insinuation from Columbia University grad Tony Dokoupil that University of Texas dropout Walter Cronkite was too elite and disconnected from 'average Americans' is really something https://t.co/s7CqTN8JmM

First thought—and RR thinks so too—Lukes is the PT loser He was their best defensive RF by a good bit, Jays prioritize defense (Disclaimer- I drafted Lukes at 461 a couple hours before this news)

NFL week 18 picks ats *likely to play starters < tricky *Atl -3 NO Cle +8 @ Cin* Ind +10.5 @ Hou* < TN +13.5 @ Jax* *Min -8.5 GB *Dal -3 @ NYG *Chi -3 Det* Buf -7 NYJ < *Den -12.5 LAC *LAR -8 AZ* LV +5.5 KC (L: u36.5) *NE -10.5 Mia (L: u45.5) Was +4.5 @ Phi *Bal -4.5 @ Pitt*

Musky’s buddy what can go wrong